thirtynine. Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 I wonder by some of the comments.... if men here actually know anything about women, like, at all? It makes me wonder if you know anythign about women at all. Make use of your tounge to chow down on her lady part. It is tiring but rewarding, but don't make with the foreplay for too long otherwise she'll be all dry down there when it comes to insertion. Ure doing eet wrong.
Raining_again Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 It makes me wonder if you know anythign about women at all. Um. 1 major point here. I am a woman? n00b.
My Buttons are Magic! Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Um. 1 major point here. I am a woman? n00b. YOUR A WOMAN? haha - i jest:heart:
Raining_again Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 YOUR A WOMAN? haha - i jest:heart: I know where you WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Buttons are Magic! Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 I know where you WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! um... *quits* I KNOW WHERE YOU WORK TOO!!!
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 27, 2008 Author Posted June 27, 2008 That part on the first page straight away makes me think this is going to be a failure. I wish you the best of luck though, seriously. haha And indeed an Offerman style thread. Man, don't jinx it. Shes a very understanding girl...and I'm sure...she would...understand if I came too fast and made her feel awkward afterwards with some self-pity, sentimental talk. ...(Thats the ultimate worst case scenario). Its kinda annoying how Friday went so fast, didn't get much time to 'prepare' - haven't wanked in days, might do so tonight...But still a bit wary of thee ole 'wank before thy act' - But Lazyboy, Oxigen, Shino, FLink...Can't let down the gurus. I think I will be utilizing foreplay, but still unsure if I should be going down on her...first time. Well...I'm cool right now, I'm not even going to presume I'm getting some, I just want to spend some quality time first...we'll be on my bed doing that anyway... (Since my room has surround sound and the cosyness...and ...shit). Whats important is that if this happens, N-Europe will be forever in my memory, thanks for the advice and support. If I ever play any of you guys online, I'll make a note of not pwning you as hard as I usually would.
Olympic Gamer Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Todays the day. Wouldnt it be lol if you had an accidental castration at some point today?
Letty Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 It wouldn't really affect the act in its self. In fact, an accidental castration may even work to your advantage! *WINK WINK*
The fish Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 It wouldn't really affect the act in its self. In fact, an accidental castration may even work to your advantage! *WINK WINK* "Can you kiss it better?" Sorry, I had to say it, before ReZ did...
Olympic Gamer Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 It wouldn't really affect the act in its self. In fact, an accidental castration may even work to your advantage! *WINK WINK* Ofcourse, accidental castration usually takes off ones penis. No advantage, she'd finger his pewper.
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 27, 2008 Author Posted June 27, 2008 Todays the day. Wouldnt it be lol if you had an accidental castration at some point today? Are you against me losing my V plates or something? Come on man, theres enough to go around, let me have my moment.
Letty Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Ofcourse, accidental castration usually takes off ones penis. No advantage, she'd finger his pewper. Ah - I was thinking he goes to the hospital for a castration, but it is all accidental. Its too late T_T if tl;dr GOOD LUCK!!!
Olympic Gamer Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Well either way I hope it goes well Mr. King, just make sure it actually goes in on target deep in her shitter.
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 27, 2008 Author Posted June 27, 2008 Thanks, will do...But seriously, this is borderline stressful *_*
Dante Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 I think letty means circumcision but circumcision may result in lifelong physical, sexual, and sometimes psychological harm.
My Buttons are Magic! Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Thanks, will do...But seriously, this is borderline stressful *_* just ... relax? i mean if you get stressed you wont enjoy it as much and youll be worrying about everything going wrong
Coolness Bears Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 I can offer no advice! :p But I wish you GOOD LUCK! and hope all goes well.
Brian Mcoy Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Mcoy will offer one piece of advice. Mcoy thinks you're taking this whole ordeal pretty seriously as if this is going to only happen once in a life time. Mcoy would like you to consider this fact, Mcoy has checked world population statistics. When Mcoy checked the population was 6,706,339,584 rising by about 3 people per second. Mcoy has to say that is alot of people having sex. Not even counting protected sex where a couple does not want to have a kid. Mcoy is basically saying that you'll probably get hundreds of times to get yourself laid so don't treat it as if you mess up something it will be the end of the world.
Olympic Gamer Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Thanks, will do...But seriously, this is borderline stressful *_* Dont be. But remember, the first time always stings. Like putting your cock in a vat full of tabasco sauce for 2 days straight. All you gotta worry about. Also, if you suck really bad, its common place for the woman to never speak to you again.
Zell Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 This thread is legendary. Maybe when you're older King V, you can show this to your kids and say "and this was how you came to be".
Olympic Gamer Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 I'll Paypal you £5 if you wee on her. I'l do the same, take a video though.
Dante Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 What is everyone else doing this Saturday? I am going out and I might get drunk on saturday night
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