Letty Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Ahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 What the masturbation? I believe you said you've had problems like that beforehand. It's not the wafty cranking that's the problem. It's that he wanks before seeing Letty, so she gets lockjaw giving 2 hour blowjobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 It's not the wafty cranking that's the problem. It's that he wanks before seeing Letty, so she gets lockjaw giving 2 hour blowjobs. So the question is now: does anybody have any tips for preventing facial cramp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapedeck Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Don't wet your toothbrush before brushing. A dry brush is more effective at removing plaque. And: When you've finished brushing your teeth don't rinse your mouth out with water. The remaining toothpaste in your mouth will work it's magic and last a lot longer. The minty taste will also go after a few minutes. And: Bicarbonate of soda is an amazing tooth whitener. A dab on your toothbrush and your teeth will be sparkling in no time. Honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Some one tell me what the jar is =S and how it all started! it was before my time too, i have heard rumours of it, but not the story! Mouth wash is a god send, use it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Some one tell me what the jar is =S and how it all started! it was before my time too, i have heard rumours of it, but not the story! I am not qualified to reveal this information.Only the legend himself can do that. Mr Jardon. Or Letty (AKA the new jar) might tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Could explain it with the Official R-E Battle Card™ What happened to the new one anyway. It just drifted off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 What happened to the new one anyway. It just drifted off. What happened to N-E 07 Awards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Wanks into a jar... =O Is this true Jordan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Jordan = Jar Jar Wanks :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Bicarbonate of soda is an amazing tooth whitener. A dab on your toothbrush and your teeth will be sparkling in no time. Honest We use Sodium Bicarbonate at work to clean the jacuzzis. It's great stuff, good for snowball fights. (Totally safe to eat as well if you're feeling a bit peckish [or if the teeth whitening goes wrong]) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Could explain it with the Official R-E Battle Cardâ„¢ What happened to the new one anyway. It just drifted off. Pfft, you're so behind the times!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 I was trying to find that one. In the end I just had to go to the original thread. *saved* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Great to see my (very little as it is) reputation go down the drain. FYI, i haven't used "the jar" in around a year atleast. So... Yeah. You're all fucking fags :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olympic Gamer Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 ...My second run in with this 'topic' of jars and what not.. seriously, what the fuck? I'm kinda concerned about the forums history and the possible consequences of me investigating it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 ...My second run in with this 'topic' of jars and what not.. seriously, what the fuck? I'm kinda concerned about the forums history and the possible consequences of me investigating it. Yeah... Its long and complicated and i wouldn't bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emasher Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 I've never actually seen a bottle of ketchup in a restaurant. Only little pouches. Most restaurants use them here. The pouches are usually only found at hot dog stands and fast food joints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 So the question is now: does anybody have any tips for preventing facial cramp? Well to make sure those joints don't dry and rust up, it takes a quick trip down Wilko's for some: Instant jaw lube. FYI, i haven't used "the jar" in around a year atleast. So... Yeah. You're all fucking fags :p Yeah, he's upgraded to a squeezy bottle, less mess and easier to apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 I also would love to know the jar thing. How does one "use" a jar. Is it an accomplishment that you havn't done so in a year? PS Yeah 07' awards! We're nearly closer to 2009 then 2007. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Great to see my (very little as it is) reputation go down the drain. FYI, i haven't used "the jar" in around a year atleast. So... Yeah. You're all fucking fags :p Ok let me get this straight... YOU USED A FUCKING JAR!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 He dislikes making a mess... But yeh eww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Try to eat before your weekly shop at your local supermarket. This way, you'll avoid basing your spend on your current cravings, and focus better on what's needed to last you through the week. That is so very very true. I have very little self control when shopping and can easily spend £140 on a weekly shop. When my GF goes she spends £50. As for the wank in a jar thing... Do you have no control gents? Just at the right moment push your foreskin (assuming you have it) over the tip and "catch" you man juice. Empty into the loo or tissue and rinse off cock. Much easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingJoe Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 what what what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 That is so very very true. I have very little self control when shopping and can easily spend £140 on a weekly shop. When my GF goes she spends £50. As for the wank in a jar thing... Do you have no control gents? Just at the right moment push your foreskin (assuming you have it) over the tip and "catch" you man juice. Empty into the loo or tissue and rinse off cock. Much easier. I don't have a foreskin and i shoot like a rifle... it doesn't help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 I don't have a foreskin and i shoot like a rifle... it doesn't help. Oh, your fucked then a jar may really be your best option. Although sometimes it is fun to "peel back" at the vital moment and shoot in her eye. Makes me laugh anyway ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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