ReZourceman Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Wow, these are unexpectedly funny! Lol! Innit! After a hard day at the office, Anne got into a nice warm bath and washed her makeup off. As she tucked into her favourite chocolate bar, she reflected on her day. "I really should spend every day blacked up" she thought. Marmite's secret ingredient finally revealed - dismembered hooker's corpse. The secret to making aero bubbles. Bet you wish you hadn't felt them melt! Follow through; why you don't fart in the bath. Seeing as others are having more than one go: The DVD and Bluray of "This is It" is rumoured to have a controversial bonus feature, "Bathtime Bleach: The exact moment Michael Jackson lost all his skin pigment" The results of Rosemary's colonic irrigation were quite unexpected. The italicasised "quite" was genius. This is too difficult to call. Hmmm. Okay, I know. The winners are Goafer, Daft, Dwarf and Molly. The person who posts the next picture, is the first of you to come in here and see this post (and thus the ultimate official winner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Ladies first. (I'm talking to all three of you.) I've posted too recently to do it again. I'm just here to claim the win...Mwahahahaaaahaaa!! Good work team. That's probably the best round we've ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Here you are, and yeah, good round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Damn, too late, had a funny one for the previous picture: Welcome to another episode of, Does she QUEEF or does she FART? ---- All right onward to this one then.....Why are we making fun of your child again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 The doctors were bewildered when little Elizabeth managed to hack into the hospital's eletronic database with her portable video game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit-Jr Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 As Emily was being diagnosed with a huge overbite, her parents were simultaneously diagnosed with poor fashion sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Sarah somehow managed to fashion an entire one-piece from the childrens wards wallpaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Happy Christmas! Your family's dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 The heads fits on that of Mr. Bottomtooth like a puzzle piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Invisible paedophiles - they're everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 The secret to making aero bubbles. Bet you wish you hadn't felt them melt! Follow through; why you don't fart in the bath. I cannot possibly get better than these quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 "I've got some good news and some bad news. Do you want the good or the bad news first?" "The good please" "Your new foster family don't use bowls to cut hair" "What's the ba....oh....Mum?...." *sniff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Wind changed direction. Hospital treatment now required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 (edited) For the last round: Beauty and the queef (curses.. Fused got there first) I'll come back later for this round.. Retarded children... they're not big.. they're certainly not clever Edited January 4, 2010 by DuD Automerged Doublepost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 "The government strongly denies lowering the education standards of nurses despite evidence suggesting otherwise" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 "The government strongly denies lowering the education standards of nurses despite evidence suggesting otherwise" Winner. I just liked the harshness, saying she's dumb just from appearance, it tickled slightly. Post a picture son. For the last round, I thought Daft's follow through; why you don't fart in the bath was just inherently funny. The wording was what made it, made an OK caption into a very good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 My attention has just been brough to this. Why thank ye buddy. Here's hoping this photo of Jay-Z and partner brings some good tag lines. Let's go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Beyonce catches reflection of the 1990's geek that has replaced her boyfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Some members of the audience weren't quite "down" with a white guy playing b-ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Beyonce lets one rip - Jay-Z, unimpressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 The fantasy of every man: Being sandwiched by a white and a black chick, whilst a white guy, whom you teached the meaning of the word 'pain' earlier, covers your butthole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 (edited) Onlooker Jay Z checks he still has a pair after his son is kicked in the crotch. 99 problems becomes 100 due to premature infertility in the family. Edited January 6, 2010 by dwarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicktendo Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 After seeing the big screen, Jay-Z and Beyonce we're less than amused with the state of the guy sat behind them. "VIP my ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 That's the same face Beyonce pulled when Jay-Z tried to put a ring on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 "As they sat down to watch Kevin the Komedy Klown, they realised they had horribly mis-interpreted the adverts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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