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Season 3 for a fiver....isnt that like pretty much brand new?!

 

rental. blockbusters. keep it for a week :heart:

though i work there, so i just nicked it.

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I came home to find a tiny envelope with a card inside it, and inside the card, it said;

 

'LETTY

X'

In childlike handwriting.

 

My mum said it was from a little girl who lives near me :D So I quickly made a similar little one and ran over to her house to give her it.

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I came home to find a tiny envelope with a card inside it, and inside the card, it said;

 

'LETTY

X'

In childlike handwriting.

 

My mum said it was from a little girl who lives near me :D So I quickly made a similar little one and ran over to her house to give her it.

 

Before reading about your mum I thought you was going to end up saying it was Jordan who made the card. That would have been funny :p

 

Twas a good night for me =] Domjcg still waiting to hear how your attempt at actually making dinner went. I hope you haven't died of food poisoning :(

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I've decided to leave a transcript/translation of the letter I recieved here... Why? Dunno... For your entertainment, I suppose (the highlighted parts are my personal comments).

 

Hey sexy,

 

Today is a very special day for me because I'm finally going to tell you how I feel. I don't know much about you, and you don't know me, because I'm invisible to you. I love your ass (LOLWUT), your eyes, your body and your Rayban glasses (they're Bluebay, btw). Hopefully you'll take me for a spin on your red motor scooter someday while I hug you. One thing, where are you from?

 

I wish I could hear your voice, I reckon it's very sweet (wait, you know what my eyes are like, yet you haven't heard my voice, lolwut). Now I think about it.... you haven't got a girlfriend, have you? It's because I know nothing about you, but I want to know everything about you. Please reply.

 

My MSN:

 

-REMOVED!-

 

 

I love you...

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That is too the conclusion I came to (anyone who has seen my photo will agree with me).

Oh, I didn't mean it like that. It just reads like some idiots pretending to be a girl whilst involved in a masturbatory giggling session about how clever they think they are.

 

I suppose I'm just wary about such things as I've seen so many people get off on similarly puerile piss taking. As you might have guessed, I'm not a fan.

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