Wesley Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 I was hoping someone'd see the humour in that... I did! I laughed out loud. For the first time on a forum for... years!
Patch Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 You're on a crowded subway, when suddenly explosive diarrhea erupts in your trousers. The stench and the overall grossness makes nearly every passenger barf. So, what are you gonna say? Excuse me, can I borrow someone's pants?
MoogleViper Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 *looks at person next to you* "Erm... it was you."
jayseven Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 *pulls trousers down, grabs a handful, rubs it on his face, starts flinging it everywhere* "Scramble!"
MoogleViper Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 "Hands up people who have soiled themselves." (somebody should do a league table for this thread *looks at Rez*)
Guest Stefkov Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 'Sticks finger around underpants' 'Takes a bit on finger and does a 'tache like Hitler' Heil.
ReZourceman Posted December 12, 2007 Author Posted December 12, 2007 "Hands up people who have soiled themselves." (somebody should do a league table for this thread *looks at Rez*) *Looks at Moogle* .... *Moogle kicks ReZ* OWWW! Ohhhh.....Im on it. Leaderboard MoogleViper 2 EchoDesiato 2 ShadowV7 2 EEVILMURRAY 1 Mundi 1 Shino 1 iPaul 1 Ellmeister 1 Stefkov 1
EchoDesiato Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 "I think I just shat myself." This one wins. Stating the obvious is the most inappropriate thing to say sometimes. I wanted kiwikid to win with his post, but that seems quite unfair. So Moogle, it's your turn now. EDIT: Oh damn, shouldn't have let Moogle win this one! I now made him the leader.
Eenuh Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 This one wins. Stating the obvious is the most inappropriate thing to say sometimes. I wanted kiwikid to win with his post, but that seems quite unfair. So Moogle, it's your turn now. EDIT: Oh damn, shouldn't have let Moogle win this one! I now made him the leader. I'm not really good at thinking of funny things, but I still wanted to contribute (too late) with: "Oh, shit..."
MoogleViper Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 Ok erm... You've just walked into a classroom/lecture/meeting late. (you'll have to think more for this one.)
ReZourceman Posted December 12, 2007 Author Posted December 12, 2007 Sorry Im late, I was contemplating if this lecture was even worth me coming to. Carry on though....
EchoDesiato Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 I'm sorry teacher, but you came late too last night. I'm not really good at thinking of funny things, but I still wanted to contribute (too late) with: "Oh, shit..." I won't ignore you, as you seem to hate that lately. I'll just say: nice try! :p
Ellmeister Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 "Sorry I'm late for the meeting, I was stuck behind some fat ugly woman who couldn't drive to save her life.. I swear she was blind! So I told her with a few unmentionable words how she should have driven." *woman walks in* "Steve, this is your new boss Moria, I believe you've already met her.."
Guest Stefkov Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 Sorry I'm late, on the way here a cat jumped out into the road causing the car in front to swerve off to the right into a burger stall. The burger stall went flying off toward a shop window, glass flew everywhere blinding a small child causing him to scream and cry and wander about into the road making a huge petrol lorry pull an emergency brake. A massive pile up ensued and there was a loud bang as the petrol lorry blew up. It starting pouring fire setting everything alight, explosions everywhere. People screaming in agony, the smell of burning flesh filled the air. Man: And where were you in this ordeal? Oh... I set the cat off.
AshMat Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 Sorry i'm late, the cat made a real mess when i put her in the microwave.
Mundi Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 "Hey i already punched my wife for nagging about me being late so don´t make me do it again!"
Strider Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 "I'm sorry i'm late, i was in a crowded subway, when suddenly explosive diarrhea erupted inside my trousers. The stench and the overall grossness made nearly every passenger barf. Again i apologise for being late. "
ipaul Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 Sorry I'm late, the bell rang before I got here (perhaps not that funny but if anyone is ever late to a lesson and the teacher asks you why please use this =D)
EchoDesiato Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 "Why the fuck are you all so early?" Brilliant, amazing! "I'm sorry i'm late, i was in a crowded subway, when suddenly explosive diarrhea erupted inside my trousers. The stench and the overall grossness made nearly every passenger barf. Again i apologise for being late. " Also love this one. :p But I'm not the one that gets to choose...
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