Most Inappropriate Things To Say In Any Given Situation Thread

[Wesley]

I was hoping someone'd see the humour in that...

 

I did! I laughed out loud. For the first time on a forum for... years!

[Patch]

You're on a crowded subway, when suddenly explosive diarrhea erupts in your trousers. The stench and the overall grossness makes nearly every passenger barf. So, what are you gonna say?

 

Excuse me, can I borrow someone's pants?

[MoogleViper]

*looks at person next to you* "Erm... it was you."

[jayseven]

*pulls trousers down, grabs a handful, rubs it on his face, starts flinging it everywhere*

 

"Scramble!"

[MoogleViper]

"I think I just shat myself."

[Wesley]

*giggles*

 

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[Cube]

"Who wants free chocolate?"

[MoogleViper]

"Hands up people who have soiled themselves."

 

 

(somebody should do a league table for this thread *looks at Rez*)

[Guest Stefkov]

'Sticks finger around underpants'

'Takes a bit on finger and does a 'tache like Hitler'

Heil.

[Strider]

"Hey, its better than a bomb"

[ReZourceman]

"Hands up people who have soiled themselves."

 

 

(somebody should do a league table for this thread *looks at Rez*)

 

*Looks at Moogle*

 

....

 

*Moogle kicks ReZ*

 

OWWW!

 

 

Ohhhh.....Im on it.

 

Leaderboard

 

MoogleViper 2

EchoDesiato 2

ShadowV7 2

 

EEVILMURRAY 1

Mundi 1

Shino 1

iPaul 1

Ellmeister 1

Stefkov 1

[EchoDesiato]

"I think I just shat myself."

 

This one wins. Stating the obvious is the most inappropriate thing to say sometimes.

 

I wanted kiwikid to win with his post, but that seems quite unfair. So Moogle, it's your turn now.

 

EDIT: Oh damn, shouldn't have let Moogle win this one! I now made him the leader.

[Eenuh]

This one wins. Stating the obvious is the most inappropriate thing to say sometimes.

 

I wanted kiwikid to win with his post, but that seems quite unfair. So Moogle, it's your turn now.

 

EDIT: Oh damn, shouldn't have let Moogle win this one! I now made him the leader.

 

I'm not really good at thinking of funny things, but I still wanted to contribute (too late) with:

 

 

"Oh, shit..."

[MoogleViper]

Ok erm...

 

You've just walked into a classroom/lecture/meeting late.

 

(you'll have to think more for this one.)

[ReZourceman]

Sorry Im late, I was contemplating if this lecture was even worth me coming to. Carry on though....

[EchoDesiato]

I'm sorry teacher, but you came late too last night.

 

I'm not really good at thinking of funny things, but I still wanted to contribute (too late) with:

 

 

"Oh, shit..."

 

I won't ignore you, as you seem to hate that lately. I'll just say: nice try! :p

[Ellmeister]

"Sorry I'm late for the meeting, I was stuck behind some fat ugly woman who couldn't drive to save her life.. I swear she was blind! So I told her with a few unmentionable words how she should have driven."

 

*woman walks in*

"Steve, this is your new boss Moria, I believe you've already met her.."

[Guest Stefkov]

Sorry I'm late, on the way here a cat jumped out into the road causing the car in front to swerve off to the right into a burger stall. The burger stall went flying off toward a shop window, glass flew everywhere blinding a small child causing him to scream and cry and wander about into the road making a huge petrol lorry pull an emergency brake. A massive pile up ensued and there was a loud bang as the petrol lorry blew up. It starting pouring fire setting everything alight, explosions everywhere. People screaming in agony, the smell of burning flesh filled the air.

 

Man: And where were you in this ordeal?

 

Oh... I set the cat off.

[AshMat]

Sorry i'm late, the cat made a real mess when i put her in the microwave.

[Mundi]

"Hey i already punched my wife for nagging about me being late so don´t make me do it again!"

[Wesley]

"Why the fuck are you all so early?"

[Strider]

"I'm sorry i'm late, i was in a crowded subway, when suddenly explosive diarrhea erupted inside my trousers. The stench and the overall grossness made nearly every passenger barf. Again i apologise for being late. "

[ipaul]

Sorry I'm late, the bell rang before I got here (perhaps not that funny but if anyone is ever late to a lesson and the teacher asks you why please use this =D)

[EchoDesiato]

"Why the fuck are you all so early?"

 

Brilliant, amazing!

 

"I'm sorry i'm late, i was in a crowded subway, when suddenly explosive diarrhea erupted inside my trousers. The stench and the overall grossness made nearly every passenger barf. Again i apologise for being late. "

Also love this one. :p But I'm not the one that gets to choose...

[Mr_Odwin]

"Hammer time!"

 

*Runs*