mr_bogus Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 By the definition of intercourse, when religion refers to "sex before marriage" what does it mean? Kissing? Oral? Penetration? With a penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 By the definition of intercourse, when religion refers to "sex before marriage" what does it mean? Kissing? Oral? Penetration? With a penis? All I know is that it's alright if you do it in the ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 All I know is that it's alright if you do it in the ear. /makes notes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I just made an excelent joke about a penis. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I demand to know of said penile joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 singleness thread my good man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluey Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 By the definition of intercourse, when religion refers to "sex before marriage" what does it mean? Kissing? Oral? Penetration? With a penis? when i was a christian i remember having my first pangs of doubt when i went to a lecture at a spring harvest festival, when someone asked the same question (in a slightly less descriptive way.. ) the guy giving the talk totally avoided the issue and said something like "oh, just don't go into any tall grass..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Christianity FTL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluey Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Christianity FTL. that's what i eventually decided, yes... tbh even when i was a believer i had a feeling the whole "sex before marriage" thing was silly - i mean, if i were living in "biblical times" i'd have been married off at 12 and be one of many wives to some shepherd and probably a mother by the time i was 14. O__o thankfully i live in the here and now, so i'm entitled to have the very idea of marriage (and sheep) give me the fear. wooyay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 FTL indeed. It probably means "whatever you want it to, so long as it makes them feel guilty enough" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh_gamer Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Ok, does anyone else seem to loose their erection while they put the condom on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Ok, does anyone else seem to loose their erection while they put the condom on? YES! They're fucking cold! Need to get all geared up again, which in the "about to go in" phase is inconwenient! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Ok, does anyone else seem to loose their erection while they put the condom on? Totally, everything about a condom seems like a turnoff - the feel, the smell, the crinkly sound it makes... i wonder if it's something you can practice regularly & get yourself used to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 I'd say they are unpleasant, but they are a necessity sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flameboy Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Ok, does anyone else seem to loose their erection while they put the condom on? YES! They're fucking cold! Need to get all geared up again, which in the "about to go in" phase is inconwenient! Totally, everything about a condom seems like a turnoff - the feel, the smell, the crinkly sound it makes... i wonder if it's something you can practice regularly & get yourself used to? I'd say they are unpleasant, but they are a necessity sometimes. YES to all of the above! The most frustrating invention ever! get ur missus on the pill I say! thats what I did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 YES to all of the above! The most frustrating invention ever! get ur missus on the pill I say! thats what I did! But as discussed in other threads, it makes them more crazy than they already are!!!! TBH, if there was a male pill that was readily available and working then i'd probably try that. Also, the little break that you need to put it on completely kills the mood. Damn the necessaries... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Sleeping in the spare room while your best mate has loud sex with a girl he met three hours ago, and whose phone won't stop going off every thirty seconds is not good for self esteem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielTimothy Posted February 2, 2008 Author Share Posted February 2, 2008 Sounds like a hell of a night Bard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calza Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Sleeping in the spare room while your best mate has loud sex with a girl he met three hours ago, and whose phone won't stop going off every thirty seconds is not good for self esteem. I know the feeling far too well. And I hate it so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Christianity FTL. lulz no hax no insight dear god no. Epic fail Im in no position to speak really im a christian and have done all sorts of naughty stuff theres a really good film that just came out about a christian community in mexico that deals with sex and christianity in an intersting way http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_light Anyway Ive been destroyed in this thread before and I think after this thread im gonna get ran out of town I better retreat back to the xpert thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 I agree with Haden. As a Christian it's difficult not to get silently annoyed when people make assumptions on your beliefs based on their experiences of somebody else's dogma, particularly on attitudes to sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 I agree with Haden. As a Christian it's difficult not to get silently annoyed when people make assumptions on your beliefs based on their experiences of somebody else's dogma, particularly on attitudes to sex. What the another christian on NE? Wow oh as a christian could you phrehaps put a forward in your goalie position in xpert? You know you want to!!! Oh back to sex talk er yeh I wonder how many of us wouldnt be here if having sex wasnt pleasurable. I know I for one wouldnt my parents already told me I was a pleasant mistake lol. Thankyou crappy condoms! Oh gaggle do you have halo? PM me if you want a coop game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodleman Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 My parents have only ever had sex once and they didnt like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 So you guys are Christians eh? Hmmmm. So you beleive that a god made us, and all that crazy crazy stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 If god wanted us to have sex after marriage, why didn't he make it so are sexual organs didn't grow until we got married. Ok so that doesn't sound too realisitic, but then to me god doesn't sound realistic either. ps I need to learn how to spell that word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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