My Buttons are Magic! Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Lozzles, well my girlfriend of 5 months hasn't said it =[ she thinks its a strong scary word. Oh well. In peoples view, is sex something special or for fun or both? its special - and is very fun.. so both i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 I was hoping for more information as to why you thought it was that :P I personally think that at times it can be fun and at others it can be special Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 You're a terrible liar. Absolutely. I have nothing better to do with my time than make up obvious lies about my sexual prowess. Luckily she woke up just after I had called 999, so I got them to cancel it. But from then on she was always out of it for 5 minutes after her orgasms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluey Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Absolutely. I have nothing better to do with my time than make up obvious lies about my sexual prowess. Luckily she woke up just after I had called 999, so I got them to cancel it. But from then on she was always out of it for 5 minutes after her orgasms. oh god... just out of interest!! what would you have said when the paramedics arrived? (happy birthday! btw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCK Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 What a pub story there Iun My ex was horrible in bed (this is not because of spite, still have good relations with her). So annoying you make an effort and you get virtually nothing in return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 oh god... just out of interest!! what would you have said when the paramedics arrived? (happy birthday! btw) Thanks! Lord knows what I would have said... I told the 999 lady she was breathing but I couldn't rouse her... It probably would have been obvious with her naked and tied to the bed like that though :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thirtynine. Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Thanks! Lord knows what I would have said... I told the 999 lady she was breathing but I couldn't rouse her... It probably would have been obvious with her naked and tied to the bed like that though :/ What would have been obvious? That you gave her GHB? That would have been the first thought on my mind if I called 999 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 My problem is, that Letty always cums way before i do. As soon as she has, shes painful in that area for ages. She used to be able to cum serveral times when we did it. Is this just a phase? Or is it likely to say this way?... Because not finishing sometimes is slightly disheartening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svt4Him Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Slightly? I think that's why God made sex for marriage, so we can work these things out together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Slightly? I think that's why God made sex for marriage, so we can work these things out together. Ah these people crack me up... Dunno what to say Jordan. I was with a girl that seemed to have a latex allergy and when we used condoms she would be in quite a lot of pain. See if you can get hold of the non latex ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Slightly? I think that's why God made sex for marriage, so we can work these things out together. Any constructive comments? :p No offence, but we're both highly aethist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluey Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Ah these people crack me up... hey c'mon, i'd have said exactly the same thing 5 years ago when i was in the god squad. Any constructive comments? :p jamba's probably on to something, but if it's specifically post orgasm then it could be a cyst... maybe see a doctor...? hope things turn out ok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 God is really annoying. Just generally. He ruins everything fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I would argue he just wants people to be responsible with it. I'm sure he didn't create man and woman with all these different holes all over the place just to wave it in our faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 It would be so cool if God turned out to be gay. Imagine the Pope and all the Catholics' reactions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I've always believed that god is everything to all men, so, yeah, why the hell not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I would so badly have sex with God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I would so badly have sex with God. I'd kill him. Just for being evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Isn't it true that God has killed thousands more people in the Bible than the devil? Surely that means that God is the more evil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 The Bahai's believe that old testament god is an evil god, and the new testament version is a happy, hippy kind of a guy. It's an interesting thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Isn't it true that God has killed thousands more people in the Bible than the devil? Surely that means that God is the more evil? Yeah like millions more. Also in one story the Devil persuaded God to kill all of one worshippers friends and family and kill all his livestock in order to test his faith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Basically the Old Testament is the ancient world's Harry Potter - a storybook which has some morals buried underneath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Bring it back on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Bring it back, sing it back, bring it back, bring it back to me... ...SEX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 But Jordan, in my mind, that's how it works. You gotta make them come before you even start to think about coming. I mean, that's my strategy, make them come at least twice before I go in, and then work hard for a third before I come, wich usually does happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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