ReZourceman Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 It was okay, But Ive had better Jordan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 With a fleshlight I presume. I totally wanna try one of those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I totally wanna try one of those things. Seriously? To own one of those just screams; 'Virgin for life'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Seriously? To own one of those just screams; 'Virgin for life'. Yeah but i've already had sex. Think of it more of a "comparison experiment" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Yeah, thats kinda the same as saying "To own a dildo screams virgin for life" IMHO. I think they look sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Yeah but i've already had sex. Oh god, first time i did it i didn't climax at all, and my dick started to ache ¬_¬ Becuase I've heard it's not really sex if you don't cum... lulz I kid. Meh, it's gonna be aaaages till I get laid so I can't really say anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Well i did after the first time, it's just one of them first time things i think. Also, you can have me if you want Big M, any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Also, you can have me if you want Big M, any time. I'm gonna hold you to that you know, and if it does happen, you're going to receive and it is going to hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I'm gonna hold you to that you know, and if it does happen, you're going to receive and it is going to hurt. Talk to me like that i'm gonna love it. Now, which way to the LGBT thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Meh, it's gonna be aaaages till I get laid so I can't really say anything... Same for me unfortunately. Not got a girlfriend and i can't see me getting one untill Uni. Thats the main reason why i havn't taken part in this thread. As for the Fleshlight, i wouldn't mind giving it a try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Meh, it's gonna be aaaages till I get laid so I can't really say anything... Same for me unfortunately. Not got a girlfriend and i can't see me getting one untill Uni. Thats the main reason why i havn't taken part in this thread. ...Same here, I hate to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goron_3 Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 You what's better than sex? When you're going on a slow walk with your girlfriend and the sun's settings...and no one is there apart from you and her. It's so peaceful and you know that life can't get better. And then you kiss her.. Those were some good times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 is it bad if i was parked in a pub car park this morning waiting for her parents to drive by to indicate they have gone to work, so i could go to hers and have some hot sticky morning sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Jesus, lads, lay off the downers. Why would you say you're not gonna get a gf till uni? You realise, there's gonna be some chick out there that's thinking the same thing about getting a bf. And I'm with Anil on this one, sexy kisses are epic win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goron_3 Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Jesus, lads, lay off the downers. Why would you say you're not gonna get a gf till uni? You realise, there's gonna be some chick out there that's thinking the same thing about getting a bf. And I'm with Anil on this one, sexy kisses are epic win. Like you said yesterday bro: 'You called me by my first name on the boards...I must end you'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejay Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 You what's better than sex? When you're going on a slow walk with your girlfriend and the sun's settings...and no one is there apart from you and her. It's so peaceful and you know that life can't get better. And then you rape her in the face. Those were some good times... Pleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 With a fleshlight I presume. I know a old cube-europe male user has a fleshlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 He actually has three... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 He actually has three... Nope. He has two fleshlights because he had thrown out one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluey Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 *googles "fleshlight"...* ...awh... i kinda wish i hadnt just done that >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 A fleshlight was advertised on our bargain boards once. Anyway. Why are we talking about this? And passion kisses are better than sexy kisses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapedeck Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 *Googles too* FFS! Isn't it REALLY easy to get a 'partner' these days with thigs like Facebook and a mobile phone and a normal Fri/Sat night out in any major UK city/town? Just talk about how shite the world is and ask loads of questions about his/her life and say you like "insert mainstream band here". If that fails talk about how the 80's and 90's were IMMENSE! (If they don't like the 80's/90's leave the nursery)! Before you know it the Fleshlight is in the bin and your getting some real flesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 *Googles too* FFS! Isn't it REALLY easy to get a 'partner' these days with thigs like Facebook and a mobile phone and a normal Fri/Sat night out in any major UK city/town? Just talk about how shite the world is and ask loads of questions about his/her life and say you like "insert mainstream band here". If that fails talk about how the 80's and 90's were IMMENSE! (If they don't like the 80's/90's leave the nursery)! Before you know it the Fleshlight is in the bin and your getting some real flesh! 1) A deep get to know you conversation in a nightclub? Either you're on the floor and the best you can wrangle is "WANT A DRINK?" or you're somewhere quieter and macking away. 2) Sometimes, once is never enough. I know someone (it would be a stretch to refer to him as a friend) who, despite being able to bag some trashy tramps at times, wanks several times a day. He even had a fleshlight like thing and broke it due to excessive usage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeroScap Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 1) A deep get to know you conversation in a nightclub? Either you're on the floor and the best you can wrangle is "WANT A DRINK?" or you're somewhere quieter and macking away. ^yepppppppppp bang on the money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 I would google fleshlight but my mum is in the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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