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Eurgh, went into college for an hour, had a headache and generally felt uncomfortable and horrible so came home, just had to ring the doctors and have to go for a test..brilliant =[

Guest Jordan
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This is probably just me, but you seem to be buying a new PC/PC parts every couple of months or something. Crazy! X3

(and I don't mean it in a bad way)

 

Last thing i bought for my PC was a mouse mat... Oh and a HDD and a few ethernet cables. But nothing major.

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Last thing i bought for my PC was a mouse mat... Oh and a HDD and a few ethernet cables. But nothing major.

 

Haha ok, but it still seems like yesterday when you put together your new computer or something. =P

 

 

I just found out I have more money than I thought. Once I receive my pay from the last two weeks (which won't be till Monday, darnit), I should finally pass over the €3000 mark. =D

I don't think I've ever owned so much money. X3

 

Will try to save up for later I guess, when I'll have to start living on my own. Though I still need to buy new clothes. Hmmm.

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Haha ok, but it still seems like yesterday when you put together your new computer or something. =P

 

 

*puts hand up* Guilty :(

 

I tried to put my brother's pc together, but I couldnt do the wiring, and Jordan did it for me. Except it turns out the motherboard was broken!

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So there was a massive accident outside work, for like a taxi crash. Lots of ambulances and fire engines. Being that this was a pretty major event and that people would want to see it, I stealthily got my phone out and started filming it a bit.

 

Some woman then said "Oi mate have some discretion!" Heh. My friend then said, "Oh says the one watching it" and continued to blah. Very exciting stuff indeed. Ill pop it on YouTube later.

 

(Although I missed them cutting the roof off the taxi) but was very exciting.

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My day was awesome, Passed my driving test!

 

Started to proper piss it down 5 minutes in as well, i could barley see.

 

Buzzin.

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Ugh, I feel terrible.

 

Last night out, I met this girl. She was real cute, witty and generally my type... So we started dancing, and were attracted to each other. After some time we just stood there kissing.

 

Things were going great. After a while she starts moaning at me that she needs to bike so long to get home, whereas I had to walk for five minutes to my house on campus - in other words she wants to come with me. Anyway, I try to be subtle, wait for her to pop the question herself instead of trying to drag it out of me, so we dance along. Then we kiss some more and I get a freaking NOSEBLEED RIGHT IN HER FACE...

 

I used to have this a lot as a kid - I know I have thin nose arteries, but why do they have to pop for the first time in months, right when I'm with the cutest girl I've been with in a long time?

 

Needless to say, I quickly moved to the toilet, it stopped in like two seconds, returned, to find that she probably freaked out and when to bike anyway. Perfectly understandable.

 

Basically to summarise my thoughts today: "F*CK F*CK F*CK" on infinite repeat...

 

Anyway, we've had a chat on the Dutch MySpace equivalent, but it's just plain awkward. Wish I could stop that infinite repeat... Felt like epic fail for sure.

Guest Jordan
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Ohhhh DCK that fucking sucks >_>

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Ugh, I feel terrible.

 

Last night out, I met this girl. She was real cute, witty and generally my type... So we started dancing, and were attracted to each other. After some time we just stood there kissing.

 

Things were going great. After a while she starts moaning at me that she needs to bike so long to get home, whereas I had to walk for five minutes to my house on campus - in other words she wants to come with me. Anyway, I try to be subtle, wait for her to pop the question herself instead of trying to drag it out of me, so we dance along. Then we kiss some more and I get a freaking NOSEBLEED RIGHT IN HER FACE...

 

I used to have this a lot as a kid - I know I have thin nose arteries, but why do they have to pop for the first time in months, right when I'm with the cutest girl I've been with in a long time?

 

Needless to say, I quickly moved to the toilet, it stopped in like two seconds, returned, to find that she probably freaked out and when to bike anyway. Perfectly understandable.

 

Basically to summarise my thoughts today: "F*CK F*CK F*CK" on infinite repeat...

 

Anyway, we've had a chat on the Dutch MySpace equivalent, but it's just plain awkward. Wish I could stop that infinite repeat... Felt like epic fail for sure.

 

That's unlucky man. Hopefully she can see past it and you can make her bleed instead.

Guest Jordan
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Since when is making girls "bleed" a good thing? :p

 

Unless of course :o Oooo...

Guest Jordan
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Good to see i wasn't the only one thinking that ;)

Guest Jordan
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You're just jealous DCK isn't having a nose bleed around you.

 

EDIT: Btw, nosebleeds in Japan = premature ejaculation joke.

Guest Jordan
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Virgins. .

 

Surely you're assuming that, that girl wanted to give her virginity to DCK the first time they met... since she wanted to go to his 'n all.

 

I doubt thats the case. I think gaggles right about the hardcore anal destruction!

Guest Jordan
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Hense what i said...?

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It makes me laugh that you think the girl is actually a virgin considering she wanted to go back to his so much..

 

One of my mates told me that if a woman goes without sex for over a year then she can physically become a virgin again. I don't quite know how that would work but it would be cool if it was true.

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One of my mates told me that if a woman goes without sex for over a year then she can physically become a virgin again. I don't quite know how that would work but it would be cool if it was true.

 

hahahahahahaha, if the woman is loose then I doubt it. I had to throw in a disgusting remark there :heh:

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Hense what i said...?

Hence.

My day was awesome, Passed my driving test!

 

Started to proper piss it down 5 minutes in as well, i could barley see.

 

Buzzin.

Barely.

So there was a massive accident outside work, for like a taxi crash. Lots of ambulances and fire engines. Being that this was a pretty major event and that people would want to see it, I stealthily got my phone out and started filming it a bit.

 

Some woman then said "Oi mate have some discretion!" Heh. My friend then said, "Oh says the one watching it" and continued to blah. Very exciting stuff indeed. Ill pop it on YouTube later.

 

(Although I missed them cutting the roof off the taxi) but was very exciting.

I'll.

Surely you're assuming that, that girl wanted to give her virginity to DCK the first time they met... since she wanted to go to his 'n all.

 

I doubt thats the case. I think gaggles right about the hardcore anal destruction!

Gaggle's.

 

 

... Apologies for my pedanticism again, but I'm procrastinating when there's an essay to be written! Arrgh!

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hahahahahahaha, if the woman is loose then I doubt it. I had to throw in a disgusting remark there :heh:

 

Can you imagine this happening to an old aged woman? Perhaps they are beyond repair.

 

Also, did anybody find the dwarf in total recall strangely attractive? As if it would be amazingly cool to shag her?

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Can you imagine this happening to an old aged woman? Perhaps they are beyond repair.

 

Also, did anybody find the dwarf in total recall strangely attractive? As if it would be amazingly cool to shag her?

 

Apprently it happens to alot of porn stars too, a mate on msn decided to show me I was slightly disgusted!

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