Wesley Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Okay, so I'm thinking it takes guts to tell people why you're an idiot. So lets do it. I'm a dumb ass because in my first week of 6th form I got dared to take loads of Pro Plus. Being the kind of dumb ass I am I accepted. So in a common room full of people I didn't know, for my first impression on them they would of saw me swallow as fast as possible about 40 something Pro Plus tablets. That just look like little white tablets. So great, now half of the people in 6th form think I'm a hard drug user. For the rest of the lunch I went around with my friends and basically I was really hyper and looked like a freak. So then when it came to my lesson I found out it had been canceled. So then thinking, "Of thank God I wouldn't of been able to of gone to lesson thinking like this." I decided to look for people. Wow, time flies when you're looking for people and all hyper; for 2 hours I had walked in between the three schools (the joint 6th form has 3 schools) about a million times and didn't realise it. Lots of friends got kicks from seeing me all hyper and my eyes looking all weird. Then I got home and the fun stopped. I was dizzy and felt really ill. My mum left for work and I spent 3 hours just laying on my bed trying not to throw up. I couldn't concentrate on anything and my heart was going crazy. About 3 hours later I'm in the same state and suddenly I just vomit everything inside of me into my bog. I spent most of the night just throwing up and shitting. God, this was cool. Once I'd thrown up for a few hours I just laid on my bed until about 4 o'clock not being able to do anything whilst trying to keep calm because my heart was skipping like a loony. I must of fallen asleep because I remember waking up (wow that sentence made me sound intelligent) at 6 for school. I went to school but had to duck out early because I kept feeling sick. After about 5 days my crap went back to normal and I had an appetite at last. So that's why I'm a dumb ass. Also because I'm typing this while I have 2 A Level exams tomorrow that I haven't revised for. So er... why are you as dumb as me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyking87 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 lol your mad!! Im sensing your on RTV show And great title too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I can trip over something when there's nothing there. I'm a 'clumsy oaf', apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 Have you ever tripped and fell though? Extra points if you fell and broke a bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Have you ever tripped and fell though? Extra points if you fell and broke a bone. Yep, I have tripped and fallen. No extra point for me though, my bones are intact. I drink a lot of milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I am just extremely forgetful and generally lazy, that's why I'm a dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Oh, God, it was hard to think of one exact story. But, I found one, fairly recent, too. Bare in mind, I have only recently just started drinkng. A few weeks ago, I was out with two of my coursefriends, and one of their boyfriends. He pretty much forced me to drink a lot of Guiness, and I ended up getting a wee bit tipsy. Then, I more or less blurted out that I fancied somebody off our course, who we were all good mates with. I noticed they started txting her, but I dunno what they said... A week later, we all went out again, and she came with us. Before she arrived, they were all taking the mick outta me, because I kept looking over towards the door waiting to see if she had arrived yet or not. Well, she arrived, and I got a bit drunk again. () The next bit is stupid. I whispered to my mate "pppsssst, Jo's got a nice arse, 'asn't she?!" But, I said it more and more throughout the night, and the whispers got louder due to my drunken state. Eventually, the whispers became...well...shouts. We were all walking down the street, and Jo was infront of us, and I can remember pointing and staring at her exterior. "Suzanne, 'asn't jo got a great arse?!" Then I saw my housemates who I'll be living with next year, and this was the first time I was drunk in their prescence. "Hey guys! Hi Five me baby, yeah!" "oh God, jim" "YEAH! I know! Oh yeah! YOu see HER OVER THERE *points* Well, I fucking fancy her!" "jim, ssssssssssh" Yeah. If she doesn't know by now she'll never know. At one point, I think there was even a song about her arse. Jesus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 Oh... my... dear... Lord... You sang... a song about this girl's ass? Just think about that for a moment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 If you thought something was retarded, why would you do it? I'm not a dumbass, I'm perfectly confident in admitting that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunKy Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Oh... my... dear... Lord... You sang... a song about this girl's ass? Just think about that for a moment... "I like big butts and I cannot lie......" Dude, good story. When I was on summer leave last year I went out with all my mates I hadn't seen in ages. Went to the usual haunts, got more hammered than usual and even though I hate clubs (the ones here mostly) we went anyway. I went in, had a few more and then I was in blackout mode then. I was told that I grinded with a fat bird (I have a brief glimpse of a memory of this), got rescued from that, started a mosh pit when they randomly played "Killing in the Name" by RATM (again, brief glimpse), almost got into a fight, met loadsa old school friends (I only got told this a few weeks ago when I met said friends again, thinking I hadn't seen them in years). Was a fun night cuz my friends bailed me out of the bad stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apple_NdiB Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 "I like big butts and I cannot lie......" Or! Or! You saw the whole of the moon! !!! Actually I think most songs are about arses these days, about or by, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I'm a dumbass because I still haven't asked out the girl I like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I'm a dumbass because I still haven't got a Wii. I'm a bigger dumbass because I've been playing guitar for 4 years and I still don't know how to put a string on a guitar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I'm a dumbass? *cries* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 I'm a dumbass because I still haven't got a Wii. I'm a bigger dumbass because I've been playing guitar for 4 years and I still don't know how to put a string on a guitar! Neither have I... As for the guitar... well that's your average guitar player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I'm a dumbass b'cos I never grab life and take my chances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I do stupid things without thinking of the consequences an awful lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I'm a dumbass b'cos I never grab life and take my chances. Same here. I'm also a dumbass because I'm too lazy to study, which is what I should be doing now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I'm too lazy to study plus i'm too nice sometimes which makes people take advantage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eel Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Okay, so I'm thinking it takes guts to tell people why you're an idiot. So lets do it. I'm a dumb ass because in my first week of 6th form I got dared to take loads of Pro Plus. Being the kind of dumb ass I am I accepted. So in a common room full of people I didn't know, for my first impression on them they would of saw me swallow as fast as possible about 40 something Pro Plus tablets. That just look like little white tablets. So great, now half of the people in 6th form think I'm a hard drug user. For the rest of the lunch I went around with my friends and basically I was really hyper and looked like a freak. So then when it came to my lesson I found out it had been canceled. So then thinking, "Of thank God I wouldn't of been able to of gone to lesson thinking like this." I decided to look for people. Wow, time flies when you're looking for people and all hyper; for 2 hours I had walked in between the three schools (the joint 6th form has 3 schools) about a million times and didn't realise it. Lots of friends got kicks from seeing me all hyper and my eyes looking all weird. Then I got home and the fun stopped. I was dizzy and felt really ill. My mum left for work and I spent 3 hours just laying on my bed trying not to throw up. I couldn't concentrate on anything and my heart was going crazy. About 3 hours later I'm in the same state and suddenly I just vomit everything inside of me into my bog. I spent most of the night just throwing up and shitting. God, this was cool. Once I'd thrown up for a few hours I just laid on my bed until about 4 o'clock not being able to do anything whilst trying to keep calm because my heart was skipping like a loony. I must of fallen asleep because I remember waking up (wow that sentence made me sound intelligent) at 6 for school. I went to school but had to duck out early because I kept feeling sick. After about 5 days my crap went back to normal and I had an appetite at last. So that's why I'm a dumb ass. Also because I'm typing this while I have 2 A Level exams tomorrow that I haven't revised for. So er... why are you as dumb as me? YAZZZZZZZZ!!! CAFFINE PILLS FTW!!! I can go one better though: Try a 24 pack of pack of "red kogas" (now banned in the North of Ireland). It's fun for like an hour. Then the palpitations start as does the feeling of impending doom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I have done something similar to the pro plus, although no-one thought I was a dumbass, just entertaining. A few years ago I injured my wrist and was on some very strong pain killers. This also coincided with me ordering a big box of mountain dew (the most wonderfull drink in existence) and my first year exams at uni, requiring lots of late night cramming aka Pro Plus So, for about a week, untill my friends sat me down and had a chat I was barely sleeping, and living on almost nothing but ginsters, pro plus, mountain dew and pain killers. It was one of the weirdest weeks and I can remeber so little, except that my teeth turned green. Incidentally, I did well in the exams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I'm a dumbass because last time I went rollerblading I fell over...normally that would be dumbass enough except when I fell my leg went one way and the rollerblade decided to go another. I broke my leg in 3 places and fractured it in another 3.... What I haven't decided yet is if it is stupid that I'm going to do rollerbalding again on Saturday for the first time in 10 years...I guess I'll find out soon enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 If you break your leg again can we get some pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 If you break your leg again can we get some pictures? Its a deal. I'll take my camera with me and I can give you minute by minute detail. I'm not sure if I'll be able to take a picture of the paramedics relocating my jagged bone back into place...but I'll try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thirtynine. Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Ive smoked and done lines of proplus. Being a reterd FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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