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Im sure theres a term for getting pleasure from wanking and shitting at the same time. Can't remember it though.

 

Blumpkin.

 

Don't ask why I know that.

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Ahh...But then would some girls most likely cum FIRST from foreplay or would it all add to some progressive stream of CUMage after penetration?

lol... the "progressive stream of cummage" (some prefer the term "multiple orgasm") you speak of is SO HARD to achieve that it's still quite a rare occurrence for me even when i'm using some toy.

(disclaimer: i'm talking about single play there... just to clarify. i wont talk about jamba 'cause y'all'd just get jealous of his crazy skillz ^__^)

 

foreplay is meant to put the girl in the mood and give her a steady build up of pleasure... maybe she could come a few times... it's a case-by-case/session-by-session thing... just means that if she doesnt have a completely mind-blowing climax from the whole thing you wont have short-changed her, pleasure-wise :smile:

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Which reminds me....

 

...One day in Geography (at my first secondary school) the teacher asked the class why people go on holiday. Her response (and her slightly strange accent/the way she said it) has stuck in my mind forever....

 

"they do it...foooor pleasure."

 

It...I mean wow, it was amazing.

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I missed the whole domination conversation but I wanted to comment! It's a fantasy of mine to be dominated, as others have said...not in a violent or pain inflicting way. Just want the guy to be a bit animal, rough, and tell me what to do, lol. I really don't know why, but I suppose that's the nature of fantasies.

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I missed the whole domination conversation but I wanted to comment! It's a fantasy of mine to be dominated, as others have said...not in a violent or pain inflicting way. Just want the guy to be a bit animal, rough, and tell me what to do, lol. I really don't know why, but I suppose that's the nature of fantasies.

 

I'll admit this post made me stare absently into the middle distance for a few minutes.

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lol... the "progressive stream of cummage" (some prefer the term "multiple orgasm") you speak of is SO HARD to achieve that it's still quite a rare occurrence for me even when i'm using some toy.

(disclaimer: i'm talking about single play there... just to clarify. i wont talk about jamba 'cause y'all'd just get jealous of his crazy skillz ^__^)

 

I think I should try a toy of some sorts, since I'm not having any luck with anything else.

Got no clue on what stuff to look for though.

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I would imagine advice would be to start off with something small and discreet/discrete, and simple like...(Oh yeah just remembered no pics allowed) Before working upto the ole' Rampant.

 

 

 

Not that I would know of course....cos....you know....I don't have a vagina.

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Any reason you decided to pretend like Jav said that...?

 

I just hit the quote button. Something weird must have happened in the bowels of the forum. It is now edited for accuracy.

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This conversation in general makes me stare into empty space from time to time.

 

Dante does that from time to time, too.

 

But, only when he's waiting for his system to exit hibernation mode.

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I missed the whole domination conversation but I wanted to comment! It's a fantasy of mine to be dominated, as others have said...not in a violent or pain inflicting way. Just want the guy to be a bit animal, rough, and tell me what to do, lol. I really don't know why, but I suppose that's the nature of fantasies.

 

It's a very comforting experience being dominated, just let go of your responsibilities and let someone else take control.

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Only if it's Michelle Phieffer (15 years ago) dressed in her Catwoman suit.

 

Then it'd be ok.

 

I'd go for that.

 

Off topic, but me and my friend have always called her Michelle Pah-fai-fuhfuh-fuh-furrr. As a little joke.

 

But yeah, seriously, she's hot. Batman Returns fucking owns, too. So, winners all round!

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I'd go for that.

 

Off topic, but me and my friend have always called her Michelle Pah-fai-fuhfuh-fuh-furrr. As a little joke.

 

But yeah, seriously, she's hot. Batman Returns fucking owns, too. So, winners all round!

 

Were I a roll of film, and if rolls of film could have sex, I'd have film sex with Batman Returns at every available moment.

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Were I a roll of film, and if rolls of film could have sex, I'd have film sex with Batman Returns at every available moment.

 

I think I'd join you in that. But, to me, you'd just be someone there. Someone else enjoying making love to Batman Returns. So, I'd ignore you, and go straight for the cat's mouth.

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I think I'd join you in that. But, to me, you'd just be someone there. Someone else enjoying making love to Batman Returns. So, I'd ignore you, and go straight for the cat's mouth.

 

Sounds good.

 

Shall we? *puts on coat and gloves, as it's usually snowing in Batman Returns*

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Sounds good.

 

Shall we? *puts on coat and gloves, as it's usually snowing in Batman Returns*

 

Haha.

 

I need to exit this thread. Its getting too hot.

 

"The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first I need a cold drink of ice water. "

 

Pengiun lurrrve.

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i dont think i could be dominated, i hate being told what to do, even if its for my own good. dominating however, i can go for that.

 

I hate being told what to do, and I'm a complete control freak when it comes to...anything. Yet the idea of being dominated (in the nicest way, like someone else said) sounds pretty good to me. I suppose it's the idea of letting someone your comfortable enough to sleep with, control you for the little period of time before you go back to being a complete control freak again.

 

Then again, I could be making no sense. I'm not the best with trying to write what I'm thinking.

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seems like lots of powerfull people like to be dominated, almost like its the exact opposite to normal life, some how distancethem self from stress.

 

my life is so devoid of any requirments or real resposibility, being dominated would feel crap. i need resposibility damn it!

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Haha.

 

I need to exit this thread. Its getting too hot.

 

"The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first I need a cold drink of ice water. "

 

Pengiun lurrrve.

 

My god, you ended my favourite forum convo in ages so well.


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