Posted March 19, 2007 Okay, seriously random thread here. Any item (not something thats alive), what would you have surgically attached to your forehead? I choose a laptop, so i can look in a mirror and go on the internet anytime i want! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2007 what if i kill Caris, therefore he would not be alive, and attach him to my forehead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2007 Hahahaha, awesome thread! A camera, definitely. I always find myself in the position where I think "wow, this would make an awesome picture" but never have a camera, and the one on my phone is shitty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2007 A giant third eye that fires a laser, and the only way the US can stop me is to nuke every country that hasn't sent Bush a Christmas card in the last 5 years. Adapted from a Bill Bailey quote... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2007 I would have a house attatched to my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2007 Hahahaha, awesome thread! A camera, definitely. I always find myself in the position where I think "wow, this would make an awesome picture" but never have a camera, and the one on my phone is shitty. Most defiantly, also you could aim very precisely and easily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2007 A toilet: peace: for the times where you just gotta Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2007 a donkey, for obvious reasons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2007 A mini fridge constantly fully stocked with Russian Vodka. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2007 A paper shredder. I'd make sure the shredded bits came out my ears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2007 A piece of see-through glass to show off the mind-blowing size of my brain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2007 A speaker, just so i could beat the chavs with better music than they blast out on their phones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2007 A clock, so i have an excuse for shouting dong every hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2007 Okay, seriously random thread here. Any item (not something thats alive), what would you have surgically attached to your forehead? I choose a laptop, so i can look in a mirror and go on the internet anytime i want! Wouldn't it all be back to front? Although I suppose it wouldn't really matter if you're just going on pr0n.... I would have a paintball gun, which is upgradeable to a real gun so I can shoot neds when I'm walking down the street. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2007 why is it that penis was automatically the first thing I thought? not for a reason, just because I apparently associate it with foreheads. It sounds really weird, but it just popped in there. Then my second thought was 'Your Face' as a random thing, but then decided, it'd be pretty cool to have someone's face on your face type thing. Practically, I think Flinky's suggestion is the best, I would rather like a camera on there, as I don't have one to hand ever, or a camera phone, and it'd be super handy. Ooo, handy! Can I have an extra hand? Maybe a breadmaker would be cool to have there, so I can always have some bread. Actually no, a kettle, so I can always have some tea. Too many options! A beer tap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
