arab_freak Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 http://www.lilchris.co.uk/home/ Seriously, who wants to listen to crappy beats accompanied by a prepubescent voice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 I really hope he dies. I really do. He kissed Jean Simmon's ass so much, despite what he said, and his songs are shite, and he sucks. Faaaag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramar Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 His advert should be stopped by trading standards. Firstly it has a volume warning, something about loud music.. What? Lil' Chris.. loud music? Secondly it labels him a Giant of Rock.. What the fuck, the guy is struggling to find a pube let alone a record sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 His advert should be stopped by trading standards. Firstly it has a volume warning, something about loud music.. What? Lil' Chris.. loud music? Secondly it labels him a Giant of Rock.. What the fuck, the guy is struggling to find a pube let alone a record sale. haha, man i laughed so hard at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 I'm so sick of these acts ruining music that I have reached the stage where I can no longer even drum a post about whyhe sucks, soi'll just say - go lil chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyletherobot Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 let him have his fifteen minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 ...What was that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyxis Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 He can't even spell... He better not think about leaving Junior School before learning how to spell 'here'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 I think it's great the way some people think they can sponge off the general public's stupidity. It's an art in itself, one that countless bands (The Libertines and Franz Ferdinand come to mind immediately) have made a living on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyletherobot Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 what makes the libertines and franz ferdinand come to mind first, the bard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 what makes the libertines and franz ferdinand come to mind first, the bard? Oh, I donno, maybe the fact that they suck so very hard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 oh, god. not this again. Bard posts something he knows will annoy everyone on account of his fantasy metal tastes and then we all pile in and before you know it, we're actually talking about a band called Dragonforce for fucks sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Come on. We're not having another thread like this go woefully off topic. As for this Lil Chris, I do feel a little sorry for him. He's going to have his 5 minutes or so, and then that'll pretty much taint his career in music, if he ever decides to pursue it further. I mean, that name. Lil Chris? What's going to happen when he's older? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platty Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 I think it's great the way some people think they can sponge off the general public's stupidity. It's an art in itself, one that countless bands (The Libertines and Franz Ferdinand come to mind immediately) have made a living on. How can you be saying such things about the Libertines you fool. Don't get me started. As for Lil Chris, leave him alone. Some little girls like him and if you dont like him then simply dont go to his website or buy his album.... not hard is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 oh, god. not this again. Bard posts something he knows will annoy everyone on account of his fantasy metal tastes and then we all pile in and before you know it, we're actually talking about a band called Dragonforce for fucks sake. hahaha lil chris sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyxis Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 " Lil Chris? What's going to happen when he's older?" He will still be little.:wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyletherobot Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Oh, I donno, maybe the fact that they suck so very hard? hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab_freak Posted December 16, 2006 Author Share Posted December 16, 2006 Come on. We're not having another thread like this go woefully off topic. As for this Lil Chris, I do feel a little sorry for him. He's going to have his 5 minutes or so, and then that'll pretty much taint his career in music, if he ever decides to pursue it further. I mean, that name. Lil Chris? What's going to happen when he's older? It'll probably be similar to "'lil Bow Wow". He'll just remove the 'lil and join a band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 " Lil Chris? What's going to happen when he's older?" He will still be little.:wink: Poor guy. It'll probably be similar to "'lil Bow Wow". He'll just remove the 'lil and join a band. Yeah, but the first thing people will associate him with is this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 I mean, that name. Lil Chris? What's going to happen when he's older? I guess he'll just be known as Chris, not quite as interesting. Seems to be just an updating of the Jackson Five/Osmonds formula. However where as some of the Jackson Fives and the Osmonds music can be listenable and quite fun in a cheesy way, this is just cringe worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 oh, god. not this again. Bard posts something he knows will annoy everyone on account of his fantasy metal tastes and then we all pile in and before you know it, we're actually talking about a band called Dragonforce for fucks sake. I'm not into "fantasy metal" as you call it, and I'm not even a big fan of Dragonforce, even though they do put on an awesome live show. Still, all I've ever seen you do is judge a band on their name, without giving any real reason for it. Aaany who, the Libertines suck for very many reasons, first being their woeful inability to actually play their instruments, the second being their lack of a sense of how to construct a proper song. Thirdly being the fact that they can't string together a decent melody for shit, and there you have it; A band for simpletons, consisting of simpletons. Anyway, the topic at hand; er...I think it's all already been said tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeLee Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 i'm not a fan of lil chris but so what? some people obviously like him, doesnt give me or anyone else the right to act all superior as if the only things i like are the only things worth liking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Don't get me started. Go on, please do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 I'm not into "fantasy metal" as you call it, and I'm not even a big fan of Dragonforce, even though they do put on an awesome live show. Still, all I've ever seen you do is judge a band on their name, without giving any real reason for it. Aaany who, the Libertines suck for very many reasons, first being their woeful inability to actually play their instruments, the second being their lack of a sense of how to construct a proper song. Thirdly being the fact that they can't string together a decent melody for shit, and there you have it; A band for simpletons, consisting of simpletons. Anyway, the topic at hand; er...I think it's all already been said tbh. I can't help but think you're missing the point of bands such The Libertines. They are meant consist of short, sharp chaotic songs. They are meant to be musically uneducated. Why? Because imagine a musical landscape where every song is perfectly constructed and has a 10 minute note perfect guitar solo. It would quickly become an extremely predictable, pretentious and coma inducing world. You need an alternative, an antidote, which is where bands like The Libertines, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols etc. etc. step in. You need those short bursts of energy, the randomness and the chaos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killthenet Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 But Lil' Chris is an immortal dwarf who's amazing at chorus'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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