Iun

Mrs Iun has been in that state since marriage. I think someone spiked the wedding cake.

I've always been an AI in the system here, I thought everybody knew...

You mean like I do?

"I've got a brand new combine harvester, I'll lend you the key" You've got seven acres, I've got TWO OR THREE. Stupid insomnia...

"Shut Your Fucking Face, Uncle Fucker"

For some reason, I read that as "Three Witted Whore" and was about to make a considered rebuttal...

Happy Derp Day!

IBS...ow... three days of gut-wrenching pain... then: onions. Stupidity...

Welcome, Brother, we've been waiting for you...

I got 2 posts on UK:R! It always made me smile. But, so sad now... I was kind of praying it was an April Fools. So long as Idiot Toys keeps going...

Verhaltniswahlrecht...

Or: Good, Okay, Surreal and Big Boy Voice.

Attaboy! It was the only one of the three that I actually liked! The other two were just...underpants pie.

...quiet, you, I have morning-after-gas...

sHUT UP AND PUT YOUR FANNY WHERE MY MOUTH IS THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR WAKING UP THE NAGUS! SHUTUP AND SHAKE YOUR TITTIES ON MY NOSE NOW THATS WHAT YUO GET FOR WAKING UP THE NAGUS!

Iun? Banned? That would be a turnip for the books. Good stuff: had a reasonably nice sleep last night.

Forget it guys, this was a chapter in N-Europe's history that nearly boiled over. There were flame wars everywhere - some users really got roasted. As for the bannings... there were at least 5-A-Day.

I walked into the classroom one day to do an observation lesson with one of my staff, and the kids had all had tracking implants attached to their brains...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12833100 Hollywood legend and British Icon Elizabeth Taylor has passed on. I have to say, I didn't understand the term "sexy" until I saw Cleopatra.

... Go home, everybody.

I have to vehemently disagree with you. I was bullied constantly during primary school. Even after when I saw the same gang of kids in my town I had to turn and walk the other way. There were places it wasn't safe for me to go alone. This little shit deserves to live with what he has done for the rest of his life. His victims will have to live with it - he didn't give them any choice.

Now, I'm sorry to get all socio-political here, but would you say the same of the two boys who murdered James Bulger? Would you say that the rest of their lives should not be affected by what they did? A ship on the wrong course changes direction when it hits a storm.

That despite bullying, war, famine, strife, unhappiness and the general existential dilemma of the human condition, we soldier on tirelessly towards a better dawn and rebirth of our consciousness. And that the two sequels to the Matrix were enormous piles of shit. As was Starfox Adventures.

Here's the point: . Here's you: x Do you see what you did there?

I've often wondered what it must be like to not have a soul, and now I know.