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God dammit, I'll get the exorcism kit, seems we've got another soulless demon inhabiting the body of a forum member. Hold him down would you, Dan. Happenstance, you start splashing the Holy Water...

If there's two things that we knew for a FACT about Osama Bin Laden: (1) He needed a drop of Dutch courage before making an inflammatory anti-West Video (2) He loved the pussy.

I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling lefties!

WELL THANK THE BLOODY LORD! This is the day they've all been waiting for! All those years of sitting around doing fuck-all have finally paid off! Their time has come! They're at home donning their tweed jackets as we type with a steely look in their eye and a newfound sense of purpose. "Avanti!" They cry. "There's a Royal Wedding afoot! It's time for some direct action, and the world will be looking to us, the Basketweaving teachers for leadership! Onward, I say!" Why does it matter to them? Their lives wouldn't be significantly improved by the burning of the civil list, they're clearly doing it to maintain some semblance of usefulness.

Sorry to insult you - my right to free speech, no? The argument is valid. If the only thing you can find to moan about is the privileges held by a few that really don't affect your life, then you need to go home on your folding bicycle, make yourself a cup of Fairtrade coffee and take a damn hard look in your recycled glass mirror and try and work out WHERE THE FUCK YOU WENT WRONG. What do they gain by being so distasteful? "Oh look at us an our 'anti-establishment' leanings! We're so progressive! Let's burn some effigies!" Eat a dick, the lot of you. If these are *COUGH* "intellectuals" (I think I saw "Professor of Anthropology" mentioned somewhere) then really they should be acting in a more responsible and respectful manner. That is unless their funding has been cut and they need the publicity. "Let's be utter cocksuckers on one of the most important days in recent British civil society history! That'll certainly show the monarchists!"

Yes, I remember that one time I was arrested for planning to murder my wife! What BS is that, huh? I hadn't even done anything yet, only started lacing the rims of her cups and toothbrush with arsenic. ... ... You. Enormous. Twat. Any of you whinging little lefties who thinks England sucks should come to China: you can get arrested for doing fuck-all and spend the rest of your life in prison for even thinking about constitutional change. You have got it made and all you can whinge about how hard it is for you. Free speech? Arrogant snivellers. Free speech is not the right to harass, insult, abuse or threaten others. And certainly not an excuse to ruin somebody's wedding day. If you've honestly got nothing better to do than insult people on what is supposed to be the happiest day of their lives then go find some stones, tie yourself up in a burlap sack and hop off the end of Brighton pier.

Eng-er-Land! And fiercely proud of it! Though for the moment I live in Shanghai, China.

No, not in China. These guys believe that making things expensive automatically makes them better. Christ, they put eggs in the ground for a year, dig them up, and then charge ten quid for them.

Why stop at "a poor John Connor"? He was a poor...everything.

Ah bollocks, another movie I won't be able to see.

Of course they have toilets, what do you think they do with the captain's log?

...it all sounds like the X-Files music to me...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/13139857.stm Apparently Michael Owen was "bemused" by the booing. "Bemused", Michael? What "bemuses" me is how a player can cost 27 Million, play fuck all matches, score fuck all goals, bleed the club dry of money and then piss off on a free transfer at the end of his contract. THAT WOULD LEAVE ME FEELING "BEMUSED", MICHAEL, NOT THE BOOING.

Hooray, a draw! Good result for us!

Oh yeah, ouch. Sorry.

Did we? I remember making various derogatory remarks about your sister and you cast aspersions on the size and usefulness of my manhood... I don't remember a reasoned discussion... ...mind you, I don't really remember what I had for breakfast just now, and I'm still wiping it off my face. Whatever it was. Anyway, I think our mass-debate was on being a bad winner rather than a bad loser: "LOLOLOLOL We absolutely CRUSHED the other team 5-0!" "They were a group of part-time teenagers, we SHOULD have crushed them, there's no greatness in that. Look at me SLAUGHTER this ant, for example! Bwa ha haha! I'm clearly superior to this ant, but I DEFEATED him! Yes! I'm great!" Eveyone's a bad loser. I'm reminded of Churchill's quote: In War: Resolution In Defeat: Defiance In Victory: Magnanimity In Peace: Goodwill

After the match, Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger had the following to say: "Wah, wah, boo-hoo, everyone hates us, life's so unfair and you're all big meanies".

Well, thank god for that: the rest of us will be able to fit in the cinema without you and your MASSIVE EGO there.

I did enjoy the first three, never thought it necessary to watch the straight-to-DVD releases. I never laughed so hard as I laughed at the "Lesbian" scene in Pie 2.

Aspirin, vinegar, seafood. Individual symptoms for each: Rash. Fever, vomiting. Chronic poops.

I was out at "Colin Farrell". I had an open mind right up until I read those two words.

Now, you see, I would. When Tim was in Charge of the site, he gave me the DS news to break. I updated the site and then about an hour later he sent me an email with the all the European press releases... despite the virus protection I had, I got nicely infected with Lovesan and some other Trojans. From Tim! My parents used my PC once without my permission and when I had taken Norton off to reload. They completely cacked everything up in about 30 minutes. I'd really rather not have to worry about some asswipe in Wisconsin and his vendetta against Microsoft when looking at Swedish Hamster Porn.

Now you see... there's something so incredibly wrong with your spelling of "Man-God"...

Apple for me has always been about an easier UI and the non-integration of the OS with Internet access. Cuts down on the viruses, and as I visit A LOT of porn sites and alternative humour sites, it really helps.

Until you learn the difference between "crap" and "awesome" you're only ever going to be held back... I've tried explaining it to you several times: "The Sequels to The Matrix Were Crap" Now you try it!