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Oh god these tasted just awful, but I couldn't get enough of them! I miss Wispa Gold.

Pet simulator 400 is out?!?! Why did no-one tell me?! And I really rather liked Red Steel, but Rabbids thoroughly wound me up with controls in one game that totally stopped working after a while.

I'll get the gloves and big bag marked "Swag", you get the stripy shirts.

Sorry to hear this dude :/ If there's anything the staff can do, please let us know.

That law about killing Scottish people in York is ridiculous. We should be allowed to kill Scottish people wherever we want!

I'd really like to give the older Resident Evil games a good going-over, but the antiquated control system puts me off a little. I managed to get through Remake and halfway through 0 before I just couldn't take it any more. I thought 0 was the better game, actually. Certainly more interesting and there was a lot more investment in the characters. So I'm really looking forward to Umbrella Chronicles as it seems to have some darned fine story sections. Should I go to a tech plaza here and splash out on all the Gamecube Resident Evil's and get a Classic Controller so I can get the full experience?

Y'know, I've never played Resident Evil 2, so a remake would be rather good.

Red Steel and TP. Why Red Steel? In terms of gameplay it can be lacking, yes. But the atmosphere and setting are all fantastically executed with some really clever and interesting moments. Twilight Princess because it reminded me so much of OoT and Link to the Past with all the seemingly random areas and sub-dungeons..

When is it legal for me to wee on a pregnant woman?

The world needs factory workers, I just wish they weren't so loud or permitted access to anything like telephones or the internet. And it would have to be someone called Tina that they quoted. Other possibly names would likely be Traci, Chelsea, Chardonnay or Paris.

Actually, I consider them two of the finest traditions of old Britain The Chinese don't do Hallowe'en or Christmas either. So that's why I'm returning to merry ol' England for the December season Bonfire night I'm not too fussed about missing, but it was a good excuse to stuff yourself silly with hot sausages, burgers and beer at a local school or some unsuspecting private "do".

You know, the Chinese let off Fireworks for any occasion: marriages, births, deaths, moving into a new house, a new business opening... ...but for some reason they don't give too much thought to the attempted murder of a British Monarch over 400 years ago. Bit of an ass, really.

Right: get yourself to the nearest Tech plaza in your town/city. The Wii should be no more expensive than 2000 with the right adapter - you need one for the Chinese voltage as it comes packaged with the Japanese one. The console itself will be changed inside (don't condone it blah blah) so you can play games that are sold for as little as 5 Kuai and as much as 10 Kuai. Seeing as you're not in Shanghai I'd expect the stuff to be cheaper. But be warned, you may not be ble to go on the net with it, so get them to demonstrate the net capabilities beforehand and also the ability to change settings etc. Everything will be in Japanese, but trial and error will get you through the menus, but once you're in-game (and so long as you bought a US game version) then that will be in English. Releases usually take a week to filter through to the market after the US release.

Yes. Hated the two previous games and only played them for a short while. This one by comparison is fantastic.

That's why I prefer boxing the Chinese, they haven't got the mental endurance to keep getting punched in the head. My last fight lasted 10 seconds... pretty boy got cut by my left and chickened out. Pussy. Anyway, thanks for the offer of Inguo Chr, but I am heading back for Christmas and getting a shitload of WineGums while I am there - and sending my UK Wii to be repaired while I'm at it! Seriously consider getting a Jap Wii out here - games are 5 Kuai.

Sounds like a plan, that man! Let me know when and where, is it any place close to the Metro? I'm on the hub of lines 1, 3 and 4. And soon there will be line 9 which will make the commute far, far easier. Ass how badly kicked?

In China it's the middle of the day, so I'm at work!

Let's not forget...Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (oh yeah!) AAARRGRGHRHRHRH!! This has been out in Japan a while now, I've thus far resisted the urge to get the Japanese version, but will definitely get the American one.

What in the Flame of Persephone is that lousy comedienne Catherine Tate doing back on the show? And I disagree with you Rok, I think David Tennant is a capable actor, never destined to be great, but none of the Doctors have been anything more than adequate actors mugging along to a damn silly presmise with an often ridiculous script. Ecclestone was too watery-eyed, but Tennant does the whole moments of mania very well.

Ocean Drive? Blue Danube? Julie Ocean? Sail On? We Are Sailing? The Riverboat Song? Theme From The Love Boat? Baywatch Theme? Right, that's enough! No more soundtrack suggestions!

Always a pleasure to see you, check your PM inbox.

It's over. You told me you had Gerudo Desert, you KNOW how I feel about the lost woods. Pack your bags and DON'T be here when I get back.

It sure has gotten me thinking. Plus she was alright looking, for a fat lass. I often talk in my sleep. I once scared the shit out of my landlady at University when I was dreaming I was a general in a great battle between the forces of Animal Good and Animal Evil. I let out this thunderous battle cry as I waded with my axe into the greasy hordes of rats and suddenly got woken up by the door slamming open to see my landlady in her nightdress. She was totally scared witless as I had screamed out "Eulalliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" in my sleep. Said it was the scariest thing she'd ever heard.

Last night I dreamt I had sex with a fat girl who has a male organ as well as a female one. That was... odd.

M.A.S.K. They were The Dudes. Also, let's not forget Centurions. And the Battletech cartoon. Babar was always "There's nothing better on, so let's watch this...ah, no, let's not bother." fare.