The Bard

No, I think the opposite. Yes I do. And not just any sexual fetish, the one where these freaks have somehow managed to cultivate part of their brain to make it sexually responsive to images of furry cartoon characters. Yes Danny, it is weird, it is the definition of weird. Don't come on here and try and tell me it doesn't hurt anyone, because I do often think about what goes on behind all the closed doors in my neighbourhood, and the fact that it could be this shit really freaks me out. The fact that it doesn't hurt anyone is besides the point, cause it sure as hell doesn't mean I can't poke fun at it. You always seem fairly defensive of fetishism. Why is this? Care to share?

I find it interesting that you seem interested in preserving good taste when it comes to grammar and spelling, considering you've abandoned it in every other aspect of your life Also, she likes Saw. What the fuck do you expect?

There are more pressing concerns in the world: Oh My God.

I couldn't stand what little of it I watched, but I guess when you've religiously followed 8 seasons of a show, you come into it with some predispositions, and it was so different from Scrubs at its greatest (first 3 seasons) that I immediately hated it. Denise is cool though.

Daft, this is one of those instances in which you've sent my bullshitometer haywire. Are you being postmodern again? Quit it.

Really felt like playing the original Phoenix Wright game again, so I bought it on iPhone for a pretty low price (£1.79 I think...), and its a pretty shitty version of the game. The audio quality is so grainy and harsh in comparison to the DS version, which is a major deduction against the game, since it relied a lot on the music to set the mood. Also, the animation of sprites as well as the way the text bubbles move, is nowhere near as fluid as on the DS version, and makes the game seem like a very rushed port. Well, at least the shit was cheap.

Dude, that is some ish. You need to plan an intervention with this daft tit.

Worms, of course.

I'm gonna try and go see this tonight in Central London. Hopefully there will be seats left, but the chances of that are slim as fuck.

Can't wait to watch this shit, but I think I'm gonna have to wait until it's out on DVD.

OMFG, STFU.

One of the most ingenious little games. It's so interesting to see how much can be done when game designers go back to basics with an interface as basic as a touch screen, and create these little byte size portions of perfect gameplay. Game design on a microscopic level. Also, shout outs go to Mirrors Edge which really is a great version of the game, albeit far far too short, and I've yet to see what it looks like on my new iPhone 4, apparently its supposed to be gorgeous on the retina display. Action Buggy is also a great trajectory based on rails shooting game. In terms of puzzles, I shudder to think about the amount of time I must have spent on Drop 7 and Geared thus far.

Hell yeah. Ever since I left my 360 back at home for this academic year, all I've had is my iPhone to play games on, and recently I've been completely hooked on: Osmos: A game of fantastic ideas, seemingly based around Spore's cell stage gameplay, where you control a small cell like organism that has the capacity to absorb other organisms smaller than it. Tapping the screen on one side of the screen propels your cell or "mote" in the opposite direction in what becomes game of inertial control as well as having to be aware of environmental factors. That's just the basic concept though, and they play around with it giving you various gameplay scenarios. Can't see it being done on anything other than the iPhone. Super Quickhook: You have a grappling hook which is your main means of traversal, with which you navigate levels of increasing difficulty by swinging. A load of fun. Super Mega Wyrm: Defies description. There are a buttload more that I got, but these are eating my mornings on the shitter.

I like your hair Paj, it looks like it would be soft =p. Me in a gas mask bong: Me, now, tired and monged the fuck out after a week of unending essay misery:

I somehow managed to catch up on two weeks worth of reading on Troilus and Criseyde, and then write a 1500 word essay on it in the space of 6 hours. Right now I feel good, but I bet I really won't once I get the mark for it =p.

Was the presence of Donald Faison not able to salvage it?

I'm tired of superhero movies. Just like I'm tired of Zombies, Cowboys, Aliens, Mobsters, and all the other overdone, deeply annoying ramparts of the film industrys inability to approach their medium with anything other than fiscal considerations. That said, I did go and see Jackass 3D. Can anyone say "part of the problem"?

I'm not a film buff. In fact, I am actively ignorant of film, but I thought it was great. The source material is by Cormack McCarthy though, so I don't think they could go far amiss. Still need to see the film adaptation of The Road.

Oh shit, I just realised that those simplified movie posters are by Olly Moss, who does a lot of very stylised designs for this gaming podcast I listen to called A Life Well Wasted. Raaad.

Those are amazing. I was looking at the Indiana Jones poster for about half a minute before I realised what the content actually was.

Nice one Mcj. Was listening to it in the background and the Beverley Hills Cop theme made me hard .

Did anyone get seriously into the last two games in the series, or Xmen vs Street Fighter? Never played them outside of the arcade, but I can't wait for this. Apparently Yashinori Ono wants to work on a Darkstalkers reboot too, which would be fantastic.

What you forgot to preface this statement with is the fact that you're part of the Borg, and thus don't experience human emotions.

This should just be a collection of ReZ's posts in the "Best Movie Posters" thread.

I like this one a fuckton: