The Bard

Dead Space 2 is even better .

Interesting. I just bought a PC from Dino PC aswell, and it took more than 2 weeks to arrive. It's pretty much fully capable of playing anything on the market at full specs, but unfortunately, the piece of shit blue screens at least 3 times a day, which just can't be fucking put up with. I haven't gotten around to contacting them yet, but I did once before while trying to figure out how long it was going to take for the PC to arrive, and it took 4 days before they emailed back. Pretty shitty.

If we're honest, and stop enshrining our hideously malformed memories, I'm sure we would all admit that this whole series is absolutely crap. The whole way Rockstar handles the underlying way the actual interaction in the game works needs to be overhauled.

I make curry of various types a couple of times a week, although that is probably due to being a total Paki and having no culinary skills in any other cuisine.

CLooooose the curtain. Cause all we neeed i candlelight. Just put a fuckin massive donk on it. I mean in your mum.

I am amused by the designation of Rummy as Tyrell Badd. Missed opportunity for lolz with Wendy Oldbag though.

I've been having the best, most fucking relaxing week ever since my new PC arrived. Played through Ghostbusters, Fallout 3 DLC, Bad Company 2, Crysis (again) and then started on Deux Ex: HR and Bulletstorm. Good ass times.

Very this. I just saw them all recently too, and was a little struck at how much worse episode two (especially) was in comparison to Phantom Menace, and even though by the time the third episode was out it had a decent production sheen, where the first two had a pretty ghetto early generation CG aspect to them, it felt pretty soulless. The original trilogy had some pretty buttfudge moments too, lest we forget. Everything was overly exaggerated and campy, and yet for some reason people remember it as this example of serious space drama where it was more like a fucking a Jim Henson minstrel show.

Probably the best finale to anything ever

Simultaneously the best album cover ever:

It's pretty much in all popular brands of bolognese sauce you can get at supermarkets, and in large quantities. In this case it was the Lloyd Grossman Tomato and Chilli ish.

Just figured out why I get so monged and sedated after a large bowl of bolognese; it has a fuckton of concentrated lemon juice in it, which in turn contains a buttload of Hesperidin, a naturally occurring sedative in citrus fruits. And it's not the nice kind of sedated where you'll whip your dick out and slap a stranger in the face with it, but rather the depressive kind where your mood reflects a bad coldplay song.

You got a Steam account? Hook that shit up and lezz do disss I've been trying to get people to play since the damn thing came out, but the game has somehow been designated as the game guys choose to show their beleaguered girlfriends that games aren't a total waste of time :p.

Hey, anyone who has this on PC (or...PS3?) fancy going through the Co-op maps with me? Really itchin to give them a run.

I have become seriously tempted to give up alcohol, since I have a pretty unshakeable suspicion that it's responsible for most of my totally unshiftable fat around my lower abdomen. I mean, my upper and lower body is absolutely in the shape I want it:

Smart man, took an attitude towards technology that resembled a creative visionary more than a programming tech-nerd, and in that way was pretty invaluable to the industry.

It also doesn't look that great on 360, at least where the Beta is concerned. Got a bit of a flaccid boner for this game.

Welp, sure seems like more Battlefield.

As is, Captain Pike, the man who was born into a trash can?

I've got the Monster Beats, and as you'd expect for the price, they're absolutely incredible. I'm a bit of an audiophile, so you can trust my judgement on this one

God, what a fucking incredible moment at the end of Act 3. Only to be fucked up by the introduction of the most annoying character in the whole series in the next scene.

Yeah Gridlock looks amazing in this game. Really with they'd included Canals and Bullet Marsh though, at the very least. The maps they've included are great, but are very similar in structure.

Funny. Goldsmiths story might be a bit convoluted for a bunch of (probably) intoxicated folks though.

Jesus, now there's no excuse for anyone to not have this incredible game: http://store.steampowered.com/sale/COHWeekendDeal?snr=1_4_4__40

Finally got the Sonisphere photos developed: Somehow, Weezer ended up being the most fun band we saw all weekend. Bieber Burning!