The Bard

My mate Ben bought Wii play, and I wasted him at it . It's pretty bad though, the only good game is the billiards, I went and got an individual Wiimote .

Woah, already? Damn...I haven't even started it yet...been playing Red Steel all day

Haha, N00bs , It's not hard, all you have to do is walk forward, and then jump at the window and immediately press crouch. The part that got me was once I was inside, I was all out of #12 ammo, and couldn't be arsed with the Uzi, cause it blows, got my ass kicked the first time. Getting good at the sword katas too .

I went and tried Carlsberg again last friday, after all you were going on about it. I hate it even more, it's pretty fuckin nasty. Guinness ftw.

Yes... Actually, I'm gonna go with sex. Yeah.

I'm with rokhed on this one, feels a hell of a lot like goldeneye, especially in mulitplayer...some mechanics feel like halo. After a half hour of multiplayer gaming, I was blazing though the game, not even thinking about the controls, very intuitive, the only bone I have to pick with this is that the fact that the method for zooming in is crap.

First time I played Tennis, and the first time I got the best headshot of all time in Red Steel.

The controls are a piece of cake!! On the Docks level, I killed my mate Ham from right across the map with a headshot from a pistol ffs. I truly love this game, it's like the people who don't like MPH online cause they can't get used to the controls. Play Multiplayer with a couple of mates...man it rocks so much!! I was so sceptical about this game, but after getting it, I love it. *Goes to play it some more*

I got this with launch, it was so very sucky that I went and traded it for the awesome Red Steel. In the face.

A little thing called Fatal Fury 2, which is without a doubt better than any Megadrive beat em up. Street Fighter 2 Turbo on the SNES, is the definitive 16 bit console version of Street Fighter 2, it was faster than champion edition, and the controller was better suited to it, never mind the face buttons, the Megadrives D-pad is contender for the worst D-pad design of all time. Snes also had street fighter alpha 2, and Weapon Lord! Coolest beat em up ever.

As do I. Daniel Jackson.

Haha...that's all to familiar a sight around manchester town on a friday night...

Hahahaha, thats probably the stupidest thing I've heard all my life. The megadrive version of street fighter better than the SNES version? Man...I've heard it all...megadrive couldn't touch SNES when it came to beat em ups. Don't you forget it.

Eh..? I'm pretty sure they gave it 9.6...or maybe that was IGN AU...this is exactly the problem with this new region system though...It's a pain in the ass.

Haha, you have a pretty smug motherfuckin look on yer face. Cool hat.

Course, did you not see my thread on the topic?? Life of a pro nerd... That's all I really do in school anymore, If a teacher tried to confiscate anything off me, I'd tell them to fuck right off.

Just to reiterate; SNES absolutely destroys Megadrive. It'd be like putting SSj4 Goku against saiyan saga Vegita...no competition...

Getting up early tomorrow, skiving off school, going to gamestation, taking Wii to school, and playing all day with Ben .

Ikaruga is the only cube game that beats F-Zero in terms of difficulty...actually, thats not true...Ikaruga was fair...F-Zero wasn't at all, the hardest difficulty was just...well, words fail me... *hangs self*

Carling is the nastiest thing ever, Fosters is pretty shit too though, not that it tastes bad, but it just forms like a form on top about 4 inches thick, and I'm not even joking. It's pretty horrible, last time I went out with mates, some guys left us a pitcher of fosters cause they couldn't stand it. Neither could we. I tend towards the Guinness, mostly, and I occasionally go for a bit of Newcastle Brown or Hobgoblin. Kronenburg is always nice, but thats about it in terms of beers. I tend to go for the spirits after I've had a few pints though. Some ciders I really can't stand, like Gaymers...I prefer ciders from the tap, they always seem to taste better...but isn't this thread supposed to be about beer? Piss off all you pussy WKD drinkers

I say Suck This and MF and kiss ma big black stuff!

Hahahaha, oh my dear n00b, thankyou for giving me some perspective here... man...and I thought I was shit when I couldn't beat Ikaruga... I finished this game 3 times, only to get the bandana and stealth though...then again so I could actually use them .

I'm guessing that doesn't sit well with the big dawg eh? I'm kidding. Also: Over generalisation. I'm not a fan.

Dumbasses.

Get yourself a Cort X2, a Roland Cube amp a stock of Dunlop Jazz 3 picks, the small ones (this will be much disputed, but trust me, there's no competition ) Shouldn't set you back too much. If you want to play bodies, you're gonna need a Wah pedal aswell. Why do you want to play bodies anyway? It's so gosh darn simple that it'll take you 5 mins to learn, and then you'll get bored