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The Bard

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  1. Haha. They might aswell have called it Emo Fest 2007. Avoid like the plague. Unless you're in the market for an easy gal, in that case, just hang outside the venue. Those bitches got "open for business" written all over them.
  2. Well, it's only third place, because the entries are alphabetically arranged, so technically, it's 2nd place... OoT doesn't deserve the first place *Runs, is shot in the kneecaps by rabid fanboys, before having his wounds brutally fucked. With a knife. In the face. Twice.*
  3. I don't get to have a plastic, space consuming replica of the most boring tree in existance, because my family are Muslim! Yaaaay!
  4. Oh alright, I assumed you were talking about some sort of mock exams for GCSE or something. I'll leave now...
  5. That would truly suck, as one of my friends is planning on getting it, and he doesn't have an HD or EDTV...which means that I won't actually get to play the game, and decide whether it is teh suck, or not.
  6. Yeah, that was absolutely fantastic, totally beats any other Zelda opening. The best theme from Wind Waker was undoubtedly Dragon Roost Island though. I used to just stand around listening to the music lol. Ocarina of Time didn't have any music like that. I hope TP does though, although it doesn't look like it so far.
  7. Wait...you're 14...what prelims are you talking about?
  8. Well, I found all the bum jokes hilarious, but then I do enjoy a bit of unrefined, crude humour.
  9. Yeah, it's not that hard, it's just tedious. I thought that there would be some sort of strategy to beating Dark Link, so I tried all sorts of goofy shit. Turns out, all I had to do was mash attack.
  10. Exactly, I don't see why they can't do the same for Far Cry....
  11. Kid: Hmm...*leftie....loosie...rightie...?* balls... Old Guy: Hey Boy...hey boy...you look mighty cute in em jeans. Now how's about you come on over here, and fuck me up the ass? I'm a bend over now....hmmmmmm.....aaaaaaah.... Hey boy, slow down... you gonna mess around and come too fast...make me get mad, I'll clench up ma but cheeks and rip your dick off.
  12. I think a life far far away from these forums would do nicely... Sex would also be nice...the odds are 70:30 on that, so looks hopeful at the moment.
  13. I did, well, I got it about a year later, and it was fantastic...but I liked LTTP better...and Chrono Trigger......but you already knew that...lol
  14. Teh Best game Evar!
  15. No it doesn't COD has a much smaller bounding box apparently.
  16. I've downloaded most of the music, and I have to say, it doesn't hold a candle to Wind Waker.
  17. Haha...this is like an open invitation...must....resist...
  18. Resident Evil 4 Soul Calibur 2 Super Smash Bros Melee Metroid Prime 2 F-Zero GX, on first thought. This question is pointless though, since we get to keep all our cube games.
  19. Ok...I'm going through this game again...I'm stuck at the water temple, again I may add, just beat Dark Bard (yes, yes I know), but I can't find the boss key. Bastard. I can't say it's the best game of all time tbh, or even close.
  20. The Bard

    ello

    Affirmative.
  21. Took me 12 hours the first time...I like to just wander around not doing anything in games like that lol.
  22. But you can't do that without photographing all the animals, because you're given a pearl at the end of every single reel.
  23. Heey, I thought you said you'd beaten it 100% in 10 hours...I've been trying to beat that all this time!! *explodes*
  24. Hell, your loss mate, but for someone to say they "lost interest" when comparing it to LOTR requires a fair amount of nerve ...
  25. Thats not a message, thats just a stupid proverb that someone attatched to it. And what the hell, he needed to write near a thousand pages of nonsense to point out that "Even the smallest thing can make a massive difference"...? Come one, get real, there's not much purpose to those books. In fact, they're a complete chore to read through. The books were. The movies were half entertaining for a while though I suppose.
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