The Bard

It's probably different according to the university you go to though, right? Cambridge are proper slave drivers, or so I've heard.

Today is really not my day . I really hope it comes out sometime in May or before though

June 7th maybe?

That's worse though! I can't reproduce if I'm sterile! Bah, I give up. Nightwoooooolf; Boo. You is female, and if you don't mind me saying, quite purdy too. All you gotta do is ask

Yeah, gotta be having some epic Advance Wars matches.

Crap, I've been rumbled. Er...no, I do not. I'm...Catholic? :p

Sounds a bit of a hassle setting that shit up though. I reckon it'd be way more convenient to just bring DS'. Even then, I doubt we'll be using them much.

Hence sex, unless you can name any asexual humans (and I don't mean the fools that choose not to have sex.) Also; It was a little tongue in cheek.

Of course, I would point out your skill at pointing out the obvious, if it wasn't so damn obvious in the first place... It also doesn't make it any less awesome. Actually, I refute your claim. Sex is the most important part of life, as your, mine and everyone else's existence proves. Yeah, also, it has been 4 months since I've gone toe to toe with the beast, which is pretty woeful. Oh well, another night hittin the SU, a bit boozed and looking to score should get me goin.

Stupid people . Maybe I just find it hard to get excited about a bunch of grown men prancing about a field getting hilariously worked up over such banalities. Well, whatever, I guess people need something to fill their lives with.

Also; footballers are overpaid prima donnas. They do fuck all of any use. Seriously, football's like tax for stupid people. I have nothing against football as a sport, hell, I quite enjoy playing it, but professionally, it's nothing more than competition for the sake of it. Essentially, what I'm saying is that professional footballers in no way deserve the money and lifestyle they get.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!! Also, tied into this, is people who speak in nothing but fucking cliches (youse could hear a pin drop!!1!) Shut the fuck up, and grow an imagination!

I actually hated Roots. Beneath teh Remains and Arise were pretty phat though. So...sex...

Yeah, if there's actually anyone that can run several metres up and along walls, I'd very much like to castrate myself.

I suppose you never really know anyone's real intellectual capacity until you know them as a person. Or at least talk to them.

I wouldn't mind being able to run along/ up walls, oh, and having an instantly recharging health system, being able to cure broken bones, burns, cuts and bullet wounds with a medikit, being able to run any distance without getting tired, being able to cast Knights of The Round, or at least Bahamut, being Dante, being able to walk into random peoples houses without getting arrested, finding monies in tall grass and under stones, never having to take a shower/ crap/ whizz, oh, and my personal favourite: respawn points.

I went to Keswick in October for a reading weekend. I've never actually encountered so much racism. Me and my Pakistani mate kept getting really wierd looks, and one guy outside a chippy said "they're fucking everywhere today." We kept on joking about it being like something from RE4. Lol. Lake District is awesome though, especially Grasmere.

Heh. Yeah, I'm kinda pissed off that they changed it to three years, cause I paid for extended warranty anyway. Also: Condemned 2! Fuck yes.

Woah, I've almost had mine a year, and it's running absolutely perfectly. Impressive. Easily my console of choice atm.

I don't think anyone seriously takes exam grades as a measure of intelligence, d00d.

Yes, but as we all know, you have superhuman intelligence.

Essentially, if you take the GCSE tactic of revising for the last week or two before exams, you will get shat on.

Nah, I'm doing English, but some universities require you to do multiple arts subjects. On the other hand, there are some really good uni's that don't, such as Warwick and KCL, so I think inevitably you'll be alright as long as you get the grades.

Depends what you want to do at uni. If you want to do a Science based subject, you're all set...but if you want to do, say, English, you might be a tad screwed.

That was about 3 years ago. Then I went and did Chem, Bio, English and Art for A level. Dropped Art, because it got boring and pretentious, and now I'm doing English at Uni, but couldn't apply to any of the really good unis like UCL or Oxford because I did two science subjects, and they won't consider you if you don't have 2 + arts subjects focused on essay writing... So, it's actually pretty meh.