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The Bard
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That was about 3 years ago. Then I went and did Chem, Bio, English and Art for A level. Dropped Art, because it got boring and pretentious, and now I'm doing English at Uni, but couldn't apply to any of the really good unis like UCL or Oxford because I did two science subjects, and they won't consider you if you don't have 2 + arts subjects focused on essay writing... So, it's actually pretty meh.
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Lol. I wish work was always as easy as GCSEs. Art A* English Lit A* English Lang A* History A RS A* German A Biology A* Chemistry A* Physics A* Maths C
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Dante >>>>>>> Nero... although Nero is a badass motherfucker.
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No country for old men. 9/10. Shit, Who would think of a silenced shotgun? Good plot, interesting characters and some fuckin bizarre moments make this film awesome. Gotta go see My Blueberry Nights, cause Natalie Portman is morbidly attractive.
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On a scale of 1 to awesome, that meal was super great. Guilt; Over 9000.
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That video is hot.
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1. Having the most demeaning sense of humour ever. 2. Being somewhat incendiary 3. Drinking too much 4. Playing guitar 5. Being a reliable friend 6. Moaning about not having sex 7. Videogames
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Ah, fucking finally. Pic of Maxi...awesome .
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Heeeeey hey haaaaaaaay....here I go now...here I go intoo nu daaays. Fuck, why can I not get shit songs out of my head?
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That's not very nice. I thought yours was the funniest.
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Went to the student union with my mate and got a bit wasted. I gave them more than a raven can hunt for in the night. There was far too much eye candy. Damnit, god, stop showing me what I can't have! Met the most hilarious guy, 36 year old black dude, with a gold tooth, no idea what the fuck he was doing in the student union, but he was going insane. Was most hilarious. Hey...hey haaaaay. Here I go now. Here I go into new daaaays. Hey...hey haaaaay. Ain't no pussy, ain't no pussy left for me, I'm pain, I'm hope, I'm suffer.
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Why the fuck would I want to be cremated? I'd much rather be buried, preferably naked, so I could give something back to the earth I've been pillaging all my life, instead of polluting it further. Cremation = phail.
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Speaking of which, I think I'm going to go watch Mary Poppins. <3.
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Nah, Crime and Punishment scared the crap out of me, I don't think I have the stones to kill someone...not that I'd actually want to either.
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Hey, it was me first. But then, I am a genius.
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The kid's come a long way. You're making me proud, lad.
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Cloverfield. Like sex without finishing.
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I just realised that I can't stand Queen. I mean, seriously, Brian May is pretty great, but as a whole, they annoy the fuck out of me most of the time. I recognise their importance and all, and they have some genius moments, but they're far too overblown and Freddie Mercury has the shittiest singing voice ever. That is all.
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Dans beard is awesome, I wish I could grow a beard like that.
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I'll be getting a family room at the knightsbridge travelodge. Anyone want to crash there, feel free :p. -
Words cannot releate the extent ofmy drunken stupor. It's wednesday. Please, someone, put me out of my perpetual misery.
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Best N-E user ever. Hope you have the most awesme birtheday everests.
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I actually cane om here just to confirm this. I thought I'd finally cracked.
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Fucking hell, a thread already? It's been about 2 minutes, and my house was shaking like a fucking crack fiend.
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Man, the Japanese, they've somehow managed to transcend all social inhibitions. I bow down to them.