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  1. The Bard
    Lol. I wish work was always as easy as GCSEs. Art A* English Lit A* English Lang A* History A RS A* German A Biology A* Chemistry A* Physics A* Maths C
  2. The Bard
    Dante >>>>>>> Nero... although Nero is a badass motherfucker.
  3. The Bard
    No country for old men. 9/10. Shit, Who would think of a silenced shotgun? Good plot, interesting characters and some fuckin bizarre moments make this film awesome. Gotta go see My Blueberry Nights, cause Natalie Portman is morbidly attractive.
  4. The Bard
    On a scale of 1 to awesome, that meal was super great. Guilt; Over 9000.
  5. The Bard
    That video is hot.
  6. The Bard
    1. Having the most demeaning sense of humour ever. 2. Being somewhat incendiary 3. Drinking too much 4. Playing guitar 5. Being a reliable friend 6. Moaning about not having sex 7. Videogames
  7. The Bard
    Ah, fucking finally. Pic of Maxi...awesome .
  8. The Bard
    Heeeeey hey haaaaaaaay....here I go now...here I go intoo nu daaays. Fuck, why can I not get shit songs out of my head?
  9. The Bard
    That's not very nice. I thought yours was the funniest.
  10. The Bard
    Went to the student union with my mate and got a bit wasted. I gave them more than a raven can hunt for in the night. There was far too much eye candy. Damnit, god, stop showing me what I can't have! Met the most hilarious guy, 36 year old black dude, with a gold tooth, no idea what the fuck he was doing in the student union, but he was going insane. Was most hilarious. Hey...hey haaaaay. Here I go now. Here I go into new daaaays. Hey...hey haaaaay. Ain't no pussy, ain't no pussy left for me, I'm pain, I'm hope, I'm suffer.
  11. The Bard
    Why the fuck would I want to be cremated? I'd much rather be buried, preferably naked, so I could give something back to the earth I've been pillaging all my life, instead of polluting it further. Cremation = phail.
  12. The Bard
    Speaking of which, I think I'm going to go watch Mary Poppins. <3.
  13. The Bard
    Nah, Crime and Punishment scared the crap out of me, I don't think I have the stones to kill someone...not that I'd actually want to either.
  14. The Bard
    Hey, it was me first. But then, I am a genius.
  15. The Bard
    The kid's come a long way. You're making me proud, lad.
  16. The Bard
    Cloverfield. Like sex without finishing.
  17. The Bard
    I just realised that I can't stand Queen. I mean, seriously, Brian May is pretty great, but as a whole, they annoy the fuck out of me most of the time. I recognise their importance and all, and they have some genius moments, but they're far too overblown and Freddie Mercury has the shittiest singing voice ever. That is all.
  18. The Bard
    Dans beard is awesome, I wish I could grow a beard like that.
  19. The Bard
    I'll be getting a family room at the knightsbridge travelodge. Anyone want to crash there, feel free :p.
  20. The Bard
    Words cannot releate the extent ofmy drunken stupor. It's wednesday. Please, someone, put me out of my perpetual misery.
  21. The Bard
    Best N-E user ever. Hope you have the most awesme birtheday everests.
  22. The Bard
    I actually cane om here just to confirm this. I thought I'd finally cracked.
  23. The Bard
    Fucking hell, a thread already? It's been about 2 minutes, and my house was shaking like a fucking crack fiend.
  24. The Bard
    Man, the Japanese, they've somehow managed to transcend all social inhibitions. I bow down to them.
  25. The Bard
    You do realise that people get knifed in Hyde Park...like on a regular basis, right? You don't want to be camping there.
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