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  1. The Bard
    I'm fairly sure it was Jurassic Park. I was five, and it was the best thing ever.
  2. The Bard
    A friend has this theory that beauty is inversely proportional to intelligence. Of course this didn't work in his favour as he was either saying were all either stupid or ugly. I'd much rather not be stupid. I don't think I am, but then, I don't think I'm the best judge of either criteria, so fuck it, I don't care.
  3. The Bard
    I'm totally up for this. Unfortunately I'm stranded in a country where I only have somewhat "temperamental" access to 5kpbs dial up and the idea of a CD burner is fairly laughable. But I'll go for it when I get back
  4. The Bard
    I don't drink to get completely lashed, it's just a fun side effect. The more you've drunk, the more you want to drink. Hurrah!
  5. The Bard
    Roflhax. Not particularly excited about the announcement, but I suppose now, the only remaining reason for me to get a PS3 is for Wipeout HD (man I want that so hard.)
  6. The Bard
    Man, why the hell am I paying for tinternet at teh airport?Lols...see yall in t month!!
  7. The Bard
    That looks bad fuckin ass!
  8. The Bard
    This looks pretty good actually, looking forward to it.
  9. The Bard
    Well...going on holiday tomorrow, so no internet for a month . Anyway, I'll see you guys later!
  10. The Bard
    That drawings going on my wall .
  11. The Bard
    Was just listening to Samson. That song is pwettyful.
  12. The Bard
    Aw thanks bro . Shinkuu!
  13. The Bard
    Jesus, I just watched some of the vids we recorded on my phone. If I come to this, I think I'll lay off the booze
  14. The Bard
    Cool, might turn up to this and annoy you guys some more. Yeah!
  15. The Bard
    Best weekend ever. Fact.
  16. The Bard
    I've been drunk for the best part of 3 days, and it's been fucking awesome.
  17. The Bard
    Gender: Male Nationality: British Ethnicity: Sand Nigger Age: 19 For each of the following statements, indicate whether you agree or disagree: 1)I am comfortable at and enjoy large social gatherings, such as parties. Agree/Disagree (yes, that's right) 2)I enjoy being the center of attention. Agree/Disagree 3)I am skilled in handling social situations. Agree/Disagree 4)I can make new friends easily. Agree/Disagree 5)I usually prefer to be with my friends rather than spend time alone. Agree/Disagree 6)I am quiet around strangers. Agree/Disagree 7)I prefer not to draw attention to myself. Agree/Disagree 8)I like to work independently Agree/Disagree 9)I often enjoy spending time by myself. Agree/Disagree 10)I tend to think before I speak. Agree/Disagree yeah! Yeah!! YEAH!!!
  18. The Bard
    Yeah, as Phee deserted me, I grabbed a pen and paper and wrote down some overly lolariffic (weepy ) impressions of the weekend which I'll post tomorrow. Man I'm fucked right now though! yeah!...Yeah!!! YEAH!!! [in joke] Er, omfg, stfu, tbh atm. It was awesome though. Not the hadoukening into lake part. That never happened, I think. The Kov. Pal, of course I have your number, aswell as erectile dysfunction. But no, really I do.
  19. The Bard
    I think GFW radio is indeed the best podcast...ever? Always hilarious. Anyway: Nintendo Voice Chat 1up FM Retronauts 1up Yours GFW Radio some other shit.
  20. The Bard
    Considering I just had my hair burned down and still have a residual black eye, I think you'll be fine
  21. The Bard
    Ok, fine. It's the worst sitcom I've ever seen. I by no means claim to have seen every sitcom ever. Friends isn't actually about anything, it's a bunch of tossers deliberating over their inconsequential lives. It wasn't even remotely entertaining.
  22. The Bard
    Friends is probably the shittest sitcom ever.
  23. The Bard
    The retarded thing is though, he didn't even really mean to do it. He was sat behind me holding it there until I noticed, which I didn't and leaned back on it. Ugh, I look so stupid right now .
  24. The Bard
    Fuck FUCK FUCCCCCK! So my dickhead mate comes round while my parents are out, and we sit down to play a bit of Timesplitters for shits and giggles. We have bots on, so I don't notice his character being totally static as he grabs my lighter and proceeds to burn my hair off with it. My hair caught on fire, and his ass caught my foot. Had to cut a giant clump out of my hair, and I'm gonna need to get it cut. I fucking hate my friends.
  25. The Bard
    Totally need to get a bunch of N-Er's together for some MK and MP:H pwnage soon
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