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The Bard
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I'm fairly sure getting to second base can be defined as a "pull." Anyway, on the bright side of things got myself some badass speakers for my room, been playing The Bloody Beetroots remix of Seek And Destroy. Fuckin A.
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Not sure if I have the balls to pull that off, but I'll give it a shot. Now I just need to get her alone with a bottle of Sambuca. Although that would be kind of like date rape, but it's the only angle I know...
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Haha, dude you haven't seen this chick. I think it's probably just a one time thing, because we were both so pissed out of out faces. "Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?" You know it's bad when I start quoting Eternal Sunshine lol.
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Says the guy with nothing but Simple Plan on his last FM right now .
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Ugh, life. Day before yesterday I pulled one of my mates and the awkward thing is that I really can't for the life of me stop thinking about her. What's most depressing is that shes just way way too pretty for me anyway. If there is a god, he really fucking hates me.
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Pineapple Express - So fucking lolworthy. And stupid. Love it! 8.8/10
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Just bought Ikaruga and Geometry Wars 2 yesterday. Got an assignment in for 4:30. Fuuuuuuck!
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I was so fucking blazed yesterday. Missed my Literatures in Time lecture for the third time. I am so fucking boned.
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Oh man, I've been way too drunk or stoned or both, every fucking day these past three weeks. Starting to get chubby. Anyway, went to guitar society today which was fucking ace, just jammin with some dudes for a while. Got waaaay too much work to do!
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A few uni photos...so many embarrassing moments immortalised forevermore: Me being very stoned Me with flatmates looking vacant. Breakfast club poster in the background ftw. luls.
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Dude. I am so fucking baked. Supaaaa noodels!!
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What is all this "rulling" of which you speak?
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Mixtape II: Judgement Day. Closed and dated.
The Bard replied to Dan_Dare's topic in General Chit Chat
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London, damn you!
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You clearly haven't tried Dees Nuts. Hurrah.
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Hmm...Lecture is at 3...so I'm up for a quick game now if anyone wants :P.
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Yeah I hate tuna, not only does it reek like shit, it also tastes like anal discharge. Tomatoes fucking suck too, as does cheese (unless it's on Pizza) and yoghurt of any variety.
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Yay, my 360 is back! Gears tonight?
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I got really wasted and did some fucked up shit yesterday. I think I'm gonna stay in my room to avoid any awkward confrontations.
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Well, looks like you guys got it lucky. I'm gonna have to spare you the burden of my presence tomoz, due to being totally fucking skint after freshers.
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They're hella dense. Read The Spire, dude. Lord of The Flies is probably the most accessible of his books that I've read.
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Fantastic. My laptop dies 3 days before uni, and my 360 is still off somewhere in Germany after 3 FUCKING weeks. Good thing I'm going to pick up a fourth of some good shit today, should make the first week bearable.
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Yeah, the Lord of The Flies movies are pretty shit. There's an American one, aswell as a crappy old black and white one. I just don't think there's any way Golding's writing could make the transition to film, it's just way too dense.
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God. So I can kick him in his junk.
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I think you need to seriously ask yourself what "art" really is.