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The Bard
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Goldeneye Source Beta out on the 7th. Should be worth looking forward to =).
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Just had to put up with what felt like 2 hours of my fucking flatmate who just wont shut the fuck up!
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Haha, whats even better is that we stripped to Let's get it on playing through 150 watt speakers in the background =p. Good times.
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When I first saw that picture I shat myself slightly. He's a handsome devil that one =p. Anyway, girlfriends bday; this: lead to this: Alcohol is making me fat =p
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You have to be taking the shit. That game was worse than meat hook sodomy, dude. And you'll find that his name was Skullomania =p. Also: I still don't see this as being as good as SF3, and I find the animation kind of blocky and ridiculous. But it's always difficult to get used to the idea of a new iteration of SF until you play it yourself. Gonna be playing a lot of HD remix to get my game up for some online pwnage when this finally makes it out. Gonna be epic.
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This is true. Also, do you find that being horny/ in the mood for sex makes you somewhat more stupid? I mean, if I'm around my lass all day, then I'm less likely to be able to concentrate on stuff even if she's not talking or doing anything at all. Not for want of sex, but more due to the prospect of it...Thankfully, she's usually in the mood whenever I am, which isn't particularly conducive to getting anything done. I love flaunting my sex life on the internet. Bwahahahaha =P. Woah. That was funny. Shits goin down.
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There seems to be an adjective missing from the above post. Intriguing
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Haha, absolute joker. Killzone 2 is pretty ass compared even to the first F.E.A.R, and this looks like it's gonna be one of the best games of the year.
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Fucking amazing, but I found the walking speed a tad on the slow side compared to the original, not sure if it'll work the same in multiplayer.
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Still can't believe we threw away the one me and Letty made last year. That was bloody awesome! Right?... -
Just dyed my hair red, looks pretty badass, like not totally in your face red, but quite subtle. Well happy =D.
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That Black Mesa shit looks phat yo. Also, just got Crysis, runs on my PC at High, not tried it on Very High yet though. Looks absolutely gorgeous, and it's a hell of a lot of fun so far.
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This is fucking appalling. They were my favourite gaming news network, especially the 1up Show and the podcasts. First Jeff and Shawn went, probably two of the greatest gaming journalists I know of, and now this shit. Looks like I'm gonna have to find something other than podcasts to fill my time with now.
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Yeah, I guess those Mad Catz pads could be aight if you lube your thumbs up enough.
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About a fair indication of the kind of psychosomatic trauma you'll go through trying to play any fighter on a 360 pad. Seriously dude, if you like Street Fighter, you're probably knee deep in beat-em-up minutia anyway, so just go ahead and get a stick. It'll give you a competitive advantage, and that is what fighters are about after all, amarite?
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Oh man, I truly can't be fucked doing this bumfuck essay on Robert Lowell. It's worth 20% of my final mark, but it's already late. We've been stuck on the same shitty ass anthology for four months, and it'd be fair enough if it was Crow or Paradise Lost, but not this pussy confessional balls. To be fair, it's not that bad, but it's old, and I have a short attention span. And someone's playing Lil Wayne upstairs. Ugh, fuck it, gonna play some TF2.
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Man, that's probably cause that wine tasted like an obese mans anal discharge. Rofflelol. And yeah! I've told her that, but I guess she just likes it that way.
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Fuck yeah, finally another one in London. I will definitely be there, last time was all kinds of genius.
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Photos from mates birthday party. This one's open to interpretation =p Me and teh lady, and I don't look that bad. woo.
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Me in my room getting pissed and playing Street Fighter Probably the last thing I remember about NYE before I passed out on the tube home. Don't know why I was all dressed up to get absolutely fucked. Also don't know whats up with the camera o_0
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I thoroughly endorse this post.
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I'm 5' 10 and weight just under 11 and a half. Pretty much weights 3 nights a week and running two nights. In fit condition, don't want to lose any weight at all.
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Wait what? Same here. What course do you do again? Why does Marx have to have some sort of bloody convoluted theory for everything? Trying to read through "The German Ideology" atm, and his sentencing is so shitty it's fuggin difficult to understand what he's bangin on about. "Individualism is a special ideological form of the 'we experience' of the bourgeois class... how far do the texts of Marx enhance our understanding of Mary Shelly's Frankenstein?" Ceebs teebs.
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You'll never be alone again ah aaaaaaaaahhh. My bad.
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Win. I will call my first born son Orion. He shall be bare hench.