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  1. The Bard
    Just read about Christian Bale getting arrested for beating up his mom. I lolled, because I'm dead inside.
  2. The Bard
    My actual name rhymes with Bard, and I am a Bard of sorts, and a friend came up with it one day when we were listening to Blind Guardian together. I like it, so it's stuck
  3. The Bard
    Hey, once you gain experience with the snipers as a soldier, I found them to be fairly kickass. I've only completed it as a Soldier so far, and the biotic powers are almost useless to begin with on the hardest difficulty, but yeah the female voice actor does seem more convincing.
  4. The Bard
    And as night after night you lie awake, unwantedly aroused by the sound of each and every one of them getting their freak on with someone who isn't you, you begin to see the reason and good sense in ingesting a cyanide capsule and shaking your fist at the unknown bastard that has to clean your rigid, incontinent corpse up in the morning. Yeah, I'm in pretty much the same situation
  5. The Bard
    Sweeney Todd - Entertaining, but I didn't really know what else to make of it. Occasionally hilarious, but that seemed a bit inappropriate against such a tragic story, so...about a 7.5/10.
  6. The Bard
    OMG, I love Hercules, tis second only to Aladdin in my book. I might actually go watch Aladdin right now : yay:.
  7. The Bard
    I thought the new episode, especially the spoof at the beginning, were absolutely shit. Bit of a shame, but they seem to be making a habit of talking absolute bollocks most of the time. Normally I wouldn't have a problem with that, but this ep wasn't even funny.
  8. The Bard
    Exactly. I enjoy watching movies on my own much more anyway (at leas the first time), because otherwise I tend to be looking at what my mates' reactions are, and I don't end up really seeing the movie for what it's worth, cause I'm pretty drunk by that point anyway... Anyway, I don't think I've enjoyed a film as much as I just enjoyed The Dark Knight for a long long time. Getting through the origin stories is all well and good, as they pretty much all follow a reasonably familiar template, but this really dug into the characters more than any other superhero flick has dared to so far. I'm definitely gonna go see this again, especially since Batman = teh best superhero evar... Wall-E tomorrow aswell. Awesome!
  9. The Bard
    The warranty man in the blue jumpsuit came and took my 360 away today. I'll be in the game within a week. Sorry bout this guys, been waiting to get some Gears in for months...
  10. The Bard
    I saw Batman Begins 3 times in the cinema, so I'm probably going to love this pretty hard. Aight, that decides it, I'm seein the 8:15 showing. Cannae waaaait!
  11. The Bard
    3:10 to Yuma - Fucking amazing. I generally hate "westerns," so I was surprised by how hard this film kicked my ass. Ending was abrupt, but it all worked really well. 9.5/10 There Will Be Blood - Had to pause it a couple of times, as it meanders a lot (not as bad/awesome as Magnolia though) and I have a fairly short attention span, but it was a story well told. 9/10
  12. The Bard
    Raaaage! All my mates have already seen The Dark Knight. I'm thinking of being a loser, going out now, getting a bottle of scotch and seeing it on me bill. Suggestions?
  13. The Bard
    I'm not a big fan of Paul Simon, or Garfunkel, their music is just so sickeningly sweet and preachy it makes me sick in much the same way downing an entire triple chocolate fudge cake would. I don't contest that it is pretty classic stuff though. Just totally not for me.
  14. The Bard
    What the bare? McMad's in a halfway cheerful mood? My understanding of the world has been shaken to it's foundations. Guy clearly got some tail today. Or at least some tongue. Damn you! *shakes fist*
  15. The Bard
    Sorry bro, my machine just died, which sucks something fierce. Still, got warranty, so I'm gonna go into Game and get a new one tomorrow. Woot.
  16. The Bard
    So, anyone up for a game later today?
  17. The Bard
    Prison Break Season 1: Interesting, but the characters are all so cliche ridden and obvious, it was a little annoying (especially the CIA agents). Still entertaining as fuck though. 8/10
  18. The Bard
    Hulk; Ed looks bored as fuck all the way through. Liv Tyler isn't that hot. 5/10.
  19. The Bard
    I've been in rehab.
  20. The Bard
    Gears drunk is the most fun you can have, without being forced to cuddle afterwards.
  21. The Bard
    This will be awesome. Definitely coming, although we need to figure out where to stay etc.
  22. The Bard
    Danimal! Sounds like a plan, dude, cya on teh live .
  23. The Bard
    Well, I'm gonna walk on down the street and pick some up later on tonight. Considering how easy it is to get, I reckon they might aswell legalise it, since everyone would benefit. It would be cheaper since it would be grown on a larger scale, and it could still be taxed. I'd be happy with that.
  24. The Bard
    I'm back. Wooo. I'm off to get seriously drunk now. Yay. Also; I haven't had a cig for a month. I rule.
  25. The Bard
    Aw man, is it too late to get in on this? I'll be back home within a week, and I've already got it all planned out.
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