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  1. The Bard
    Cute as hell. She's got your eyes brah.
  2. The Bard
    Also, "Daisy Dares." 1. In as much as you need a point of reference for everything, here are mine: I sense a wholesale robbery of Dan Dare's name, and a mimicry of Regina Specter's accentual affectations, of course, where those two come off as charming, she comes off as a dumb bint. 2. Both of them are so fuggin caustically butt ugly that I can almost see the scorch marks on my corneas from attempting to watch the videos. 4. I'm sorry. (there is a "3." but it's mean.)
  3. The Bard
    I have been propelled into such a violent rage as could enable me to perform superhuman feats, like butcher a rhinocerous with my bare hands, after hearing that. Of course, ostensibly, music exists to evoke emotion, and by that measure, this shit is pretty fucking "musical."
  4. The Bard
    It's like telling someone to move on from the death of a loved one Teebs I can't get into MW2 either, no sense of community.
  5. The Bard
    I'm just so excited! Pocket calculators are so fantastic!
  6. The Bard
    I have been reading about Base-8 maths. As a result, I seem to have developed this curious affinity for Kraftwerk. Wir fahren fahren fahred auf die autobahn.
  7. The Bard
    This could be rad. Why not.
  8. The Bard

    Man balls. Oh well, not like I got anything else to do =p.

  9. The Bard
    I yearn for this, like a child for its mothers teat. Wherefore art thou, McMad? =(.
  10. The Bard
    Thats really quite intriguing, because I had you down as this platonic conception of otherworldly beauty. "What's in an avatar? That which we see as a Willis, By any other image would still stir our loins."
  11. The Bard
    What do you people mean? Oh god, just found a video of me and my mates playing soul calibur back at A level days in school, and I had long hair. So many fond memories . So attractive...=p Edit: I am so doped up on medozlam that I think showing this is a good idea. Tomorrow morning will not be pleasant.
  12. The Bard
    I'm done paying exorbitant amounts of emotional energy to my conscience. I will henceforth do what so ever the fuck I please.
  13. The Bard
    Yeah, but I'm an ignorant motherfucker.
  14. The Bard
    Dude, this chick sounds like a grunion. Everyone knows that all of the fun is in the chase and everything after just savours of anticlimax.
  15. The Bard
    Paj looks so grunge in that last photo, he could have been pulled straight from a Pearl Jam gig in the early nineties. Approved.
  16. The Bard
    I think it would be fairly anachronistic and...pointless to put any order to these, but here are my top games of the 2000's. And by that I mean the games that were most important to me. Not you. Me. So no bitching The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker Bioshock Resident Evil 4 Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Crysis Final Fantasy XII is interchangable with Golden Sun (to let nostalgia have its way, but FFXII is a much more revolutionary game) Street Fighter 3: Third Strike Metroid Fuckin Prime (The memories of this are so overwhelmingly orgiastic, that I really dont want to revisit it for fear that they're all, utterly misinformed) Phoenix Wright: Trials And Tribulations. Gears of War The one thing this list has done is told me how many games there actually are that were so totally fantastic in every way I can remember. In fact, I have fonder memories of videogames than pretty well any other medium. A hearty applause.
  17. The Bard
    Kenneth fucking Brannagh? Oh no Dan. Is this a dagger which I see before me? To be fair, I've held a grudge ever since he butchered Hamlet. I partly agree with the performance thing, since Shakespeare is all about the dialogue, and sometimes when you're reading its harder to contextualise then it is in performance where (hopefully) some indications are given. Even then though, you get a sense for it after you've read enough. Man, I haven't seen a play for so long. Boo Oh yeah! And, reading, as prescribed by the wonderful Supergrunch, Steven Pinkers "The Language Instinct." I'm only about 170 pages through, but it is so amazingly enlightening and such a great tool, and at times, the ways in which I think it succeeds best is that it objectivises and gives me a descriptive vocabulary for trends and phenomena that I had some kind of inkling of, but no real way to describe. On top of that it just heaps it on with awesome stuff everyone should know. Might describe later in another thread in much detail. God, the book is like a slow drip of opiates for the brain. So far.
  18. The Bard
    Oh Chair, you afford me much amusement. And yeah, that shit is fucking rampant in London especially. GTFO indeed.
  19. The Bard
    Anyway, a trend that annoys me is an interesting one, since its been one thats been a bit of a bugger since the dawn of time: opinion. No not the actual thing, but the abstraction, the term, nothing but an excuse for the filth and ignominy of ignoramuses to propogate and have children that grow up with this false sense of entitlement. The eject button of all failed logicians. The fact that people think they are always right (for the record, I do not, I just have been very fortunate in that most of my arguments on here are conducted with fucknuts) In fact, you want my idea of your opinion? (unless I like you, you happy few) get yourself to a dimension constructed in its molecularity from feces and vomitous slime and the bonds that connect the two are always Hitler, then come back and give me your impressions: That, is your opinion. Other irks include...actually no, everything stems from this. I have sublimated the first principles of existential disharmony to opinion. Yes. Oh yeah; fake tans (or a layer cake of foundation) and pale glossy lipstick. Nobody thinks its attractive, and to be honest, any lad that takes you home is gonna end up prodding you in the rear, since its more degrading, and people of your disposition cannot be allowed to: 1. Be allowed any pleasure and satisfaction in life 2. Be allowed to reproduce.
  20. The Bard
    Inspiring. In fact, these last two posts have put me in a good mood. I am chuffed. Enough. Are you chuff enough?
  21. The Bard
    The irony is in the line about crutches. I'm sorry. You have a fair point =p
  22. The Bard
    Overuse of Falsetto does not emotion fake. .
  23. The Bard
    I kid the Chairdriver, and mirth was had for all to share. Seriously, your smile is infectious, so unabashedly jubilant in the face of idiocy. Actually, no, I suspect the presence of NOX.
  24. The Bard
    Give you somethin to smile about, punk
  25. The Bard
    To be fair, I never really remember what people look like, just the initial impression I have when I see their face, and, of course, classical aim-inhibited impulse makes me mistake those impressions and associate them with the fucking avatar. This is why I feel an overwhelming sexual attraction whenever I see Bruce Willis. Or heinous revulsion whenever I see...an anime avater. Although that might be more to do with a collective perception =p. IMO
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