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The Bard
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I thought the ending wasn't that bad. My only complaint was more to do with the moral binary of the "choices" you made. But then, the last third of the game was really an exposition on how little agency you have as a player anyway. Would you kindly not blow all my hopeful expectations out your ass like molten effluence, 2K Marin?
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Well, the eating after nine rule has more to do with not wanting food being processed in your digestive tract while you're sleeping, because you're not using much energy, so it's being stored as fat. As for less meat: protein is actually more difficult to break down into its constituent amino acids than other long chain molecules are to break down into their constituent parts (Carbohydrates into disaccharides...monosaccharides etc), which means for the amount you eat, there is really much less of a calorie content. That and the fact that protein, unlike starch and lipids, isn't a storage compound really...so its obv... Ok, I think you get the point. Good luck with the lady. May you sow the seeds for many Chris the greats to come.
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Music is pattern recognition. Just because their auditory cortices are too feeble to decipher the pattern, doesn't mean you should suffer them being heinous philistines, or be apologetic for having a more developed brain . People who don't understand music are, well, shite.
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Doubt it will be anywhere near as conceputally astounding as the original to be honest. But at this point, all I really want is the chance to revisit that world with all the impact of a big daddy; the original is always there. Its funny how I managed to incorporate a videogame into my American Romanticism essay on Emerson .
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Yeah, the conversation between the Turian and the Quarian on Ilium was absolutely hilarious. Have you been the the Game Merchant in the Citadel? A reservoir for comedy gold. "Have you played Galaxy of mythology yet? I hear it's got 11 billion players now." Some great work by Bioware to be sure.
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I'm all for subjectivity and all, but Dante, no, she looks like a whore. An incredibly wealthy whore, but a whore nonetheless.
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Lol, I paid only £26 for it. The PC version of the original was the best, and I have no reason to believe this will be any different.
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I donno, musically, Lady Gaga is an indiduous manipulative whore preying on the masses who've never experienced a perfect cadence before...but damnit, she does it with fire. It does get boring after a while, but I would rather put up with that than most of the other trash you see on the charts these days.
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Yeah, that was fun. I didn't get one, which was all too well... You don't need to speculate too much to guess what it would have been Flackbox and Slaggis were personal favourites though =p Jesus, could you qualify that statement any further? IMO TBH. It's not like he's lurking under your bed with a bottle of rohypnol and a meat hook is it?
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Cable guy 7.5? Really? Fair enough, but I thought it was intolerably obnoxious. Even more than Freddy Got Fingered.
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Fair enough. I remember him being a really stupid fucker though .
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Chick in second pic related to you in any way? I see resemblance.
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"Shigsy throws the horns in a desperate attempt to divert attention from Iwata's luncheon-meat truncheon raping him of all artistic agency. Either that or a cerebral hemmorrhage" Late, but whatthefuckingever.
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I think in this case, cuteness wins over disgust. At least for now
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Yeah, they're fine. I used to take about 3 scoops of whey protein a day when I went to the gym (got some more on order), and I put on a lot of muscle mass. Went from being 11stone and horribly weedy looking, to 12.5stone. Or you could, you know, eat a few chicken breasts a day, although the protein shakes do tend to have a better absorption rate.
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Am I actually that incomprehensible? Shit. Reality check. Also, mice constantly clean themselves, which is more than I can say for some of my housemates. Why are we still talking about this? Please, someone tell us about something exciting in your life, hopefully more exciting than a hyperactive rodent living in your kitchen.
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In order of appearance: Retards, the plague, Satan, the dual walled sack that (theoretically at least, who knows if its true for you mouse hating fuckers) contains your heart, and what happens when a star implodes.
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Hmm, I always thought restaurants got closed down because people are prissy, squeamish dumbfucks who can't shake a 350 year old grudge. Plus, you don't want a mouse in your soup Come on guys, when Satan does eventually come to vacate your pericardium, do you want him to find nothing there but a black hole? =(
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Shit really? That was the reason? Throwing away pretty much the largest constituent of your social existence for a girl 5 years younger than you. Uber lol.
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Hell no. He's the only thing I hold any affection for in this hellhole The dishes are safe, he's too small to get to them anyway, barely any bigger than my thumb and incredibly entertaining to watch. Besides, he's a mouse. Not a vector of disease just waiting to infect us with the plague.
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Chippy (our mouse) is such an adrenaline junkie. I went down to the kitchen to make some food and he just pops out of nowhere and runs for shelter. Under the dish rack. So I lift it up, and he's there with his head buried in one of the crevaces. I say "helloooooo chippy" and he fuckin runs straight for the microwave... same thing happens again, til he just goes "fuck it" plops 4 feet onto the floor and makes a dart for his little hidey hole under the cabinets. Most adorable thing ever. Legend.
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Holy shit. Masterful satire.
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Lol rezworth.
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Did it lol. That was fun.
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Sorry, I don't have a good knowledge of rodent sexual dimorphism/ the opportunity to carefully examine his/her nether regions.
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