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The Bard
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Ah so happy! Went out with my girl today to brick lane and bought a couple of tshirts, ate a BUNCH of food, and then came back and she gave me my birthday pressies, Assassins Creed 2 and Bayonetta! Been playing AC2 since I got back, and it's brilliant. Awesome day!
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True, she was an imbecile. Then again, if imbecility is to be treated with aggression rather than a despairing sense of pity...then we may as well do away with the majority of the worlds population. She seems like a disorderly tit, but I think it would have been a bigger victory for the Law if that officer hadn't reacted in a way that could be construed in any way as vengeful (which it seems like it was). Of course, then this whole story would probably have gone unnoticed, although it's better to be unnoticed rather than reviled.
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Seven thousand words, and counting. Got a good 500 more to write within half an hour. WISH ME LUCK.
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It's all funny and justifiable, until a police officer caves your (admittedly useless) cranial cavity in with all the impact of an elephant charging a rotten watermelon, for looking at him funny, you infantile pillock.
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This is inspired. My absence from the banner has not gone unnoticed...>_>
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Yeah, well the problem is, that the boundary for a first is 70, but at this rate there is very little security...I'm constantly required to work hard, goddamnit. At A level, it was very much get a high mark for the first couple of modules and then see how much you can slack off and still get the desired grade. If I was in any way an ethical person, I wouldn't be complaining about this. There's also the fact that we have to read postmodern critics such as Lacan and Derrida. Both of whom are utter monuments to vanity and pretension, and I cannot for the life of me, be bothered.
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Just got three essays back, marked 72, 74 and 78. Why the fuck can't humanities instructors mark anything over an 85? Why? I'm Asian, and anything less than a 100 besmirches my dignity. NAAARGH.
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God, listening to Joanna Newsom when you're depressed or on a comedown, is like placing a lead weight on your metaphysical soul. Can't deal with it right now. Need something uplifting. Also: We need to stop talking about her. I'm beginning to annoy myself.
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I can't decide who is more odious and dislikeable, Richard Dawkins, or Jean-Francois Lacan. I puke bile. Anyway, having a cozy day, found some awfully cheesy power ballad backing tracks on youtube, and am having so much fun soloing along to them. Now I understand why being in The Darkness would have been the best job ever.
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Not good, I ate one and a half large Veggie Supreme's in one go. *Barf*
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The Only Game You Will Ever Need...
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Too late; I had a buy one get one free voucher. Score!
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Do you not hate it when you're lost in a monumental train of thought, but then ten minutes later are completely unable to remember the details, and are just lost with some vague impression or end point, as your over efficient brain tries to cut back on its energy quota? Do you not hate it when words are so inadequate that they're incapable of relating the ideas that float perfectly in your mind, without making you out to be some kind of weird prick? I want to connect, I do, but the task of it produces so much anger. Inevitably: Should I order Dominoes?
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Well of course they want to ban it, for the same reason that states and ideologies preach sexual abstinence; if you're getting a huge amount of pleasure from something that isn't of benefit to society, what reason do you have to contribute to its "progress?" Lol, this (thread) question was supposed to be a sarcastic joke.
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Question of the day: Is Mephedrone good?
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That's probably because what you had to say was far more interesting; the whole point of presentations as our seminar leader tells us, it not to give a holistic argument with a clear end point, but rather to provide a stimulus for discussion and further exploration of a topic. The best I've ever done in a discussion is when I've completely stopped moderating my own speech and just saying whatever comes into my head and then just letting people react to it at the end. Although it might be a little different for you considering you're doing a different subject. Inevitably; Chill! Nothing will ever be done if most of your considerable brain power is spent worrying!.
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Dan, your mind is a portal to enhanced filth. I'm not sure I like the idea of you working in the Magazine industry. I can but guess at the subliminal fecal fecundity that will slowly dawn upon us until we're all flinging ebola infected poo at each other. TOO MUCH ESSAY WRITING. MY BRAIN IS A SCATALOGICALLY OBSESSED MESS. Rez, that may just be the best thing you've ever done! I especially like how (presumably) Moby Dick's back half is a boat rudder, although I can't particularly distinguish who is who? Caption time!
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Today is weird; Woken up from a dream about the ghost of Album Dumbledore, who helped me fight the ghost of Herman Melville by summoning historical writers - pokemon style - in a dialogic battle of wits for my brain to finally comprehend Moby Dick, by the mouse that lives under our bed. I think its getting fat.
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I can play jiggly ball.
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Your blog has just upped the game. Goddamn you for being talented Eenuh! You just wait. =p
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I have taken to writing a Blog. Its pretty n00bish at the moment, as I'm trying to find a voice and a register. Most recent post starts like a fairly staid and emotionless essay, and then devolves into the kind of annoying speculation I'm sometimes known for... It's also in my sig!
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Tbh. Who wants a relationship when you can get SEX?
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Quite like the new Dillinger Album. Atypically melodic for them though, which ain't a bad thing, they do it well, just that you have certain expectations when you hear a Dillinger record, and while this does all that, it has a bloody piano solo in the middle. Weird. Still, one listen and I really enjoyed it. We'll see if its a keeper.
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The Bard replied to Shorty's topic in General Chit Chat
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BAH. Am swamped by Bibiography exercises, and Abracting and Summaries. The most menial work ever, so cannot be bothered. Its times like this I wish I was the son of a wealthy Arabian oil sheik.