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The Bard
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I can't decide who is more odious and dislikeable, Richard Dawkins, or Jean-Francois Lacan. I puke bile. Anyway, having a cozy day, found some awfully cheesy power ballad backing tracks on youtube, and am having so much fun soloing along to them. Now I understand why being in The Darkness would have been the best job ever.
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Not good, I ate one and a half large Veggie Supreme's in one go. *Barf*
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The Only Game You Will Ever Need...
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Too late; I had a buy one get one free voucher. Score!
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Do you not hate it when you're lost in a monumental train of thought, but then ten minutes later are completely unable to remember the details, and are just lost with some vague impression or end point, as your over efficient brain tries to cut back on its energy quota? Do you not hate it when words are so inadequate that they're incapable of relating the ideas that float perfectly in your mind, without making you out to be some kind of weird prick? I want to connect, I do, but the task of it produces so much anger. Inevitably: Should I order Dominoes?
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Well of course they want to ban it, for the same reason that states and ideologies preach sexual abstinence; if you're getting a huge amount of pleasure from something that isn't of benefit to society, what reason do you have to contribute to its "progress?" Lol, this (thread) question was supposed to be a sarcastic joke.
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Question of the day: Is Mephedrone good?
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That's probably because what you had to say was far more interesting; the whole point of presentations as our seminar leader tells us, it not to give a holistic argument with a clear end point, but rather to provide a stimulus for discussion and further exploration of a topic. The best I've ever done in a discussion is when I've completely stopped moderating my own speech and just saying whatever comes into my head and then just letting people react to it at the end. Although it might be a little different for you considering you're doing a different subject. Inevitably; Chill! Nothing will ever be done if most of your considerable brain power is spent worrying!.
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Dan, your mind is a portal to enhanced filth. I'm not sure I like the idea of you working in the Magazine industry. I can but guess at the subliminal fecal fecundity that will slowly dawn upon us until we're all flinging ebola infected poo at each other. TOO MUCH ESSAY WRITING. MY BRAIN IS A SCATALOGICALLY OBSESSED MESS. Rez, that may just be the best thing you've ever done! I especially like how (presumably) Moby Dick's back half is a boat rudder, although I can't particularly distinguish who is who? Caption time!
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Today is weird; Woken up from a dream about the ghost of Album Dumbledore, who helped me fight the ghost of Herman Melville by summoning historical writers - pokemon style - in a dialogic battle of wits for my brain to finally comprehend Moby Dick, by the mouse that lives under our bed. I think its getting fat.
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I can play jiggly ball.
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Your blog has just upped the game. Goddamn you for being talented Eenuh! You just wait. =p
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I have taken to writing a Blog. Its pretty n00bish at the moment, as I'm trying to find a voice and a register. Most recent post starts like a fairly staid and emotionless essay, and then devolves into the kind of annoying speculation I'm sometimes known for... It's also in my sig!
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Tbh. Who wants a relationship when you can get SEX?
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Quite like the new Dillinger Album. Atypically melodic for them though, which ain't a bad thing, they do it well, just that you have certain expectations when you hear a Dillinger record, and while this does all that, it has a bloody piano solo in the middle. Weird. Still, one listen and I really enjoyed it. We'll see if its a keeper.
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The Bard replied to Shorty's topic in General Chit Chat
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BAH. Am swamped by Bibiography exercises, and Abracting and Summaries. The most menial work ever, so cannot be bothered. Its times like this I wish I was the son of a wealthy Arabian oil sheik.
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Build Me A Well would be a cool band name. Edit: No, it would get confusded with Poison the Well. TBH.
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Happy Birthday dawg.
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You must be one of them rich folks. Dirty Alty lad . Yeah, its about 10 mins on the train and you usually don't even have to pay. Get new friends =p.
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I live in Stockport when I'm not at uni, and I can verify this. But then again, when Manchester City center is 40 mins away on the bus, why would you ever want to go out drinking in stockport?
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Bold endorsement. Will have to check eet out.
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My legs are quivering from the squat rack. Wanted to throw up, violently when I finished, but instead just came home and fell asleep. That was horrible.
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There is nothing like FUCKING heavy syncopated rhythms and the guttural roar of guitars to get you pumped for a morning...American Romanticism lecture. Oh yes. I feel as if people don't understand maddening rage, structured and asbtracted in musical form well enough. Nyaaaaaa. Sorry, it's morning. Morning rage.
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Peddle the ass that god gave you. Hahahahahahaha. Hooch is craaazy.