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  1. The Bard
    I actually disagree with everything you've said in that post. A more expensive guitar did make me a better guitar player, and buying an arcade stick was what make me able to play Street Fighter 3: 3rd Strike with a good level of skill. Also; if you watch Evo, or any of the American East Coast/ West Coast tournaments (or Street Fighter documentary "I got next") you will not see a single person using a standard pad. Because using a pad, and being proficient in the game's language are mutually exclusive. Factoid.
  2. The Bard
    Without Magic (capital M) there would be a lot less neckbeards in the world. I just don't have the patience tbh.
  3. The Bard
    I had a conversation with some homely lookin' girl, which was interesting, but ended abruptly when I told her I was in JLS. She said she was American, so I thought it was worth a shot. Also, I saw boob which was rad.
  4. The Bard
    Chatroulette face Chatroulette expression when encountered by phallus.
  5. The Bard
    Chatroulette gives me the impression that fit girls do not like my face, but masturbating afro-carribean men with clown makeup do...
  6. The Bard
    This is music... This is your brain on music *eggs frying* Spent the entire day getting high on ambient electronic choonage. Mostly Brian Eno, Kraftwerk, Aphex, with a splash of Rotting Christ thrown in. It's been so so long since I've had a day consisting of nothing but listening to music, having something of a renewal of enthusiasm.
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    Being out of the black metal scene for a while, I'm finding Rotting Christ's new album "Aealo," fucking fantastic. A melding of folk and that idiosyncratic variety of metal styles that constitutes Rotting Christ. Nativity is a broad theme for the album, and I found the vocalist's mid ranged, short guttural bellows to be somewhat reminiscent of that weird dance-chant the Kiwi's do before a rugby match... its all very aboriginal. I donno... it also kinda sounds like Dethklok, so it might seem somewhat parodic to someone who doesn't understand metal. But I fucking love the shit out of it. Favourite song so far is probably the title track.
  8. The Bard
    I think I'm gonna have to get this. I didn't get properly into SSF4 cause of Uni bullshit. Thankfully, I'll have the entire summer to master this.
  9. The Bard
    Oh, so you mean its one tier below The Insane Clown Posse and C&C Music Factory? They really strive for the lowest possible hanging fruit; all they do is learn some thrash riffs from Metallica, circa Kill 'em All, and then apply them to whatever it was they learnt from religiously watching those NSYNC music videos as teenyboppers.
  10. The Bard
    My drugs. Maybe my girlfriend. Maybe.
  11. The Bard
    Not if you're a hydrocephaloid
  12. The Bard
    Mr Eko returns and gives ol smokey the beatdown with his Charlie be good stick.
  13. The Bard
    I get ill occasionally, when I go out in the chilly November rain with a tshirt and shorts on, nothing but beer keeping my body warm, and my immune system pretty much asleep at the guard post. Then again, I've never broken a bone in my body (not for lack of opportunity) and everything else about me is areet. Except I'm a little short for a lad, but fuck it, you play the hand that god dealt you.
  14. The Bard
    Wow, I was sure ReZ, or at least someone was going to say "Penis... hurr hurr." Well done N-E. Of course, by pointing this accomplishment out, I might be diminishing it, but what the hell, you pat the dog on the head everytime it remembers not to shit on your rug.
  15. The Bard
    That shit is awesome. Commentary can often be more than half the reason to watch a high profile match. Haha, yes! My dad watches it, always calls me down cause he knows it makes me chuckle
  16. The Bard
    Hmm, new House episode has Libby from Lost in it.
  17. The Bard
    Pubs and bars in London are horribly expensive, but there are cornershops all over the place that'll sell you cans of beer for £1 each. Stock up on those, or bring a hip flask.
  18. The Bard
    Extrapolate or Abstract. I just like the way those words sound.
  19. The Bard
    I personally want Chris Kamara to serve as the commentator on every single match. In fact, I would watch the whole damn cup if that happened.
  20. The Bard
    I watched parts of it I guess, definitely witnessed the Zidanegate scandal, but not like 98, where I literally watched every single match. Some of them multiple times, because I was a sad bastard.
  21. The Bard
    Goddamnit Daft, got there before me.
  22. The Bard
    Dear god, its been almost 12 years since I sat down to watch the world cup.
  23. The Bard
    When you use the word "instance" and are accosted by images of dragonslaying and area of effect spells rather than its literal meaning. When you see a pedestrian from your window and try to aim down your iron sights.
  24. The Bard
    Sitting around is fun if you have enough booze. And if not, I know some dirty smoke peddlars around those parts. . Someone should bring a football.
  25. The Bard
    True, but there's no knowing what will happen until that instance actually comes to be. Best thing to do is to say DO NOT WANT to the whole situation. I'm thinking entirely on the level of what I would want if my gf presented the prospect of her ex staying at her place (if she had a place =p)
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