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The Bard
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Dude...it's like, painful. Also, that level of self control is...unprescedented. I'm fairly sure guys are more succeptible to unwanted arousal than woman. Hell, I wake up horny every morning.
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How can you not "ejaculate" for a week? By god. That's a marathon strech of self control/flagellation. I guess the will of instinct is stronger in some people, primal as we are. No, fuck that, I don't believe you, it can't be done, unless you're constantly sedated to the point where your peripheral nervous system doesn't even work, for a week. Maybe you're more evolved. Jesus.
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Nyaaaargh Caffiene induced psychosis. My head is thumping like a bitch, my eyes are burning with caustic uv fire everytime I look at a computer monitor. I'm having weird psychotic dreams. I need rehab.
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Yup. Otherwise known as the MAN gun (Mass Accelerated Nuke) =p. Enabled me to righteously shit on the final "boss".
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Have a goodun Ash
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No. Goddamnit, developers have finally found some assonance in their ability to manipulate current hardware, I don't want ME3 to lack the cohesion of the second game as they try to come to terms with technical difficulties. They finally succeeded in making a game where you actually play a role, rather than abiding solely by some numerical arbitration of your proficiency in whatever skill. In fact, I don't want a new hardware generation for a good long while. If they're released on the same hardware, there'll be some canonical aspect I feel, like they're all tied together more cohesively than if theres this huge aesthetic disconnect when you play the third game, and everything just looks and feels entirely different.
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I think my experence of the first two episodes can be summed up by the fact that i watched the first thirty minutes, and then proceeded to fall asleep for the next six hours. Something about it evokes narcolepcy, and I'm fairly sure its down to the shows unwillingness to allow my brain to extract any bloody meaning from the random ass events that occur.
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I took the renegade decision at the end of the game...you know, the one involving the collector base and the illusive man. Think I might just play that chapter again. Its ridiculous the ripples you can see from your playthrough of the first game. Can't wait for ME3.
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This is my favourite game ever.
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Saying that films don't rely on story is utterly ridiculous. Every artistic medium has its aesthetics, and they all differ; but that's just a reason why they all have capacities to convey different things. Story is important, because that's the way subject matter is conveyed. If all we have is aesthetics, then all we have, is an empty vector of a form that really doesn't have a point other than to wow us for a bit, and then be forgotten. I'm not passing judgement on Avatar, because I haven't seen it. As for Disney movies, yes, I do watch them for the plot. Duh. -
Giant who gives a fuck?
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I just jilted the bitch at every opportunity. She makes even Jack look like a ball of sunshine.
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Manchester as in, UK? It's my hometown. Seattle is a damn fine city too...nice work.
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Just had the...thing, with the collectors...after we picked up the IFF. Also realised that my character has a thing for Tali. Not me. My character. She's definitely the only female member on the normandy other than the doctor I like though. Too bad she's a Quarian. Woah. Did I just type that? I need to stop playing this ASAP.
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Defiantly? Passive aggression doesn't work so well on the internet Actually, favourite forum moments: When a group of us used to play nightly Gears matches, for hours at a time, and then come back on here to rag on each other and generally talk shit. I miss those times. Should do it again for nostalgia's sake!
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I'd I her pad. Ayyyooo
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And now proceed the inevitable parallels between Jordan and Benjamin Linus... Wait, we're not talking about Lost here are we? So it begins
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Oh Molly, I just don't know. That guy was having a genuine mare. There is only word that conjures holistically accurate connotations when describing it: Wahjah Anyway. I have lots of favourite moments, that I've forgotted due to them not being particularly significant to anyone else =p. Most of them involve flame wars.
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Apophenia. This thread will be filled with it in the coming weeks.
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I know you were =p. Nah, gatling gun = immediate death + easy identification of bodies + ballistics report that would just lead back to the gatling gun you clearly requisitioned from your honeymoon on tattoine. Napalm cannon wins =p.
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That was so fucking retarded. I mean, great about being forthcoming and all, but it seemed as if he was using the forum as a means to conduct some sort of political proxy war to benefit his sex life, as if we were all going to scream "Have sex with him, for fucks sake, so he'll go away." Actually...that might have worked. You're not gonna guilt your girlfriend into having sex with you. Here's an idea; have a fucking social awareness. =p. Was still muchos entertainment though. Wouldn't be surprised if he owned a fleshlite. Would be even less surprised if he tried to install it into...wait no...I've used that joke before.
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To be fair, judging people on Ndubz fandom has less to do with their appreciation of music (actually, no, it usually has everything to do with this), and more to do with the socio-ideologies inherent in the music. You know they're fucking chavs. If you're a chav, you'll approve of their incessant need to play it through their Nokia 3310's grainy speakers at the back of the bus. If you're me, you'll wish you'd brought your miniature napalm cannon with you. Hence! Perspectivism =p. Lolololol. Well, they're accessible to you, because you recognise what the band are doing from elsewhere, because you might have heard the same sort of musical syntax before, being interested in music yourself. Anyone who prescribes a character to you because of the music you listen to is projecting: it's only because they see the music they listen to as a reflection of their whole identity package. A generalisation, I know, but holds true tbfh. Hell, I used to do it a bunch. I think the best thing to do is not listen to music with those fools. People have a way of rationalising away their own inadequacies.
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Yeah, this is also true. Perspectivism is where its at; humans are at heart subjective beings. You enjoy what you like, just don't rag on someone because they like something you don't understand =p. (Not you specifically Ash)
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Yeah, but this is me, so we're not taking a postmodern stance, we're taking a dogmatic one Besides, psychological adaptation (why when something becomes predictable, it becomes boring), is all to do with the activity of dopamine neurons. If your dopamine neurons are firing esctatically at the most banal and predictable of things, it means that if society is dictated on your terms: 1. You are an evolutionary menace, and in the age when we were all wielding sticks and worshipping the sun, you would have been eaten by an ostrich. 2. We would be stuck in an infantile state laughing every time our sphinchtoooors carried out their duties. I'm joking. Predictability is fun from time to time, hell, its why we all drink; to reverse the psychological event of adaptation and make the most banal of things interesting again.
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Something about my attitude towards this savours of erectile dysfunction. But I'll watch it. I'll probably enjoy it too, if I can keep myself from the delusion that it's actually supposed to make sense.