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There's a ton of Ash Ketchum hats on eBay. I'm surprised you don't already own one, anyway. Surprised and a little bit disappointed. Edit: I second this.

Yeah, I was going to say that I was disappointed by the lack of Ash Ketchum in your pictures. You should look at his outfit as an investment. You know you'd wear it all the time.

Happy birthday, Hamish. I hope you found some people who were willing to celebrate your birthday with you. Otherwise, you can just celebrate it alone in front of your computer. That's what we're here for.

Happy birthday, Nicky-poo.

They should just release Super Mario 64 again when the Wii U launches. Maybe slap on some HD textures first.

Are you sure you were watching the right show? Once I watched Dexter and couldn't figure out why he was suddenly so concerned with making his victims look pretty instead of chopping them up and throwing them into the sea. Or why he was having sex with a black man.

We'll just have to agree to disagree. But I'm right.

I for one thought it was beautiful how they showed that life will find a way, even in a world filled with death.

You say that, but it's not a very good game.

I think weeding in October seems a bit weird. Ashley is probably just using it as an excuse to get away from us. As usual.

Do you want to get laid or not? Get a mankini, Serebii. It's guaranteed to increase your sex appeal tenfold.

Do we know who's writing this? It had better be the Ace Attorney guy, or I'll be severely disappointed.

No worries. Take your time.

Like Resident Evil 5, New Super Mario Bros. Wii needs to be played in co-op. But yeah, you can tell that Nintendo really isn't making an effort with the New Super Mario Bros. games.

He's a pig. It's a wonder he has hands to begin with.

He sounds creepy. Only do it if he's hot.

Movie night is a euphemism for sex? Movie night with my friends never ended with sex. I have the worst friends.

Some results from Google. Not sure if this is helpful or not.

I love the gimmicky episodes of Community. Also, I totally want an entire episode based around that one scene. You know the one I'm talking about.

You're certainly out-gaying me, anyway. I have no idea what you're talking about.

I agreed with you that Gears of War 3, FIFA 12, Forza 4, Battlefield 3, Kinect Sports 2, Halo: Anniversary and Modern Warfare 3 are/will be boring. What more do you want? :p

Assassin's Creed and Batman. Everything else on the list is trash. Yes, even Dark Souls.