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People also think that making lists where they rank games from widely different genres is worthwhile, so what can you do?

You should have played with your girlfriend instead. She wouldn't have abandoned you after three hours. Well, I'm assuming.

You're never going to feel the same awe again, because you're not twelve anymore. Of course, you still shouldn't watch the video. I watched the first hour of The Wind Waker back in the day because I was so hyped for the game. All it did was ruin the first hour of the game for me.

How do you manage to break your finger masturbating?

Now there's a feature I want. It would hopefully prevent people from talking about me behind my back. It would have to be automatic, of course.

For those wondering, The Simpsons has officially been renewed for two more seasons. The IGN article has been updated too. Twenty-five seasons seems like a good number to end on to me.

Xbox 360 retail releases aren't allowed to have mandatory installations, so that's probably the reason it's optional. I think it's nice that there's a way around that rule.

That was very educational. And a bit weird, but I guess that was to be expected.

Well, the article Ashley linked to in the first post had a link to another article on the same site where an anonymous source claimed that next season would definitely be the last. And, two paragraphs later, another anonymous source claimed that next season would definitely not be the last. It wasn't a very good article.

It's probably worth noting that next season being the last is just an unsubstantiated rumor at this point.

Haha, I'm glad I could cheer you up a little.

Not my best work, but ugh.

Someone's been reading the comments on the news posts about this!

Well. That was surprisingly sudden.

I read somewhere that it only appears at night when it's snowing. I went back there early on in the endgame and was sneaking past the other high-level monsters when it appeared out of nowhere. I almost had a heart attack.

Assuming you don't skip a ton of sidequests, you're going to end up with way more money than you can spend anyway, so you may as well just buy all of the art manuals. Other than Colony 6, they're the only things worth spending any money on.

Just bring your girlfriend with you to the funeral. You're basically guaranteed sympathy sex.

It took me just over 150 hours to finish the game, but I did every sidequest I could find. Um... it's possible it was mostly explored in the heart-to-hearts. It kind of all blurs together at this point. I do know it was mentioned on several occasions, though. There are several heart-to-hearts that deal with it.

Too bad it's over seventy hours long, so you're barely going to be able to make a dent in it in twenty-four hours.

Oh yeah, I meant to say, but maybe they look better in real life. That's my complaints taken care of, then. Except the logo, but I suppose not much can be done about that.

I don't like how...

I briefly thought I was in the 'Terrible album covers' thread.

Some of them have a chance of dropping good equipment/gems. That's about it. There's no separate reward for beating all of them. I'd imagine a New Game+ would be really boring, since you could just cut through most enemies like they were made of butter. I agree with the things you said in your second spoiler box (especially your second point, man, I kept hoping...).

I agree that the font is awful. It doesn't matter if it's an ambigram if it's completely illegible. Your friends need a better logo. I really wish you'd color your artwork on the computer. Otherwise I'm just reminded of those cheap t-shirts with photographs printed on them that you can buy at fairs. But maybe that's just me. Just taken as regular drawings, though, they're very good.