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*skips to the end of the thread* Fuck you, non-smokers. "oh but it smells so bad!" - So does your fart. Stop farting. Go to the farting area and fart. And cars. Cars! Cars are smelly. Stop them. And I don't like olives. Eat your olves over there! Did you ask me if it was ok to eat olives near me?! Seriously; I'm one of the conscientous smokers, so I feel bad if I smoke near anyone ever. But FUCK YOU. I'm OUTSIDE. You will not get CANCER. I WAS HERE FIRST. Go stand over there. Don't stand next to me then complain. If you ban smoking because it smells bad then you need to ban certain people because they're idiots and they're taking up my aural space with their stupid talks about big brother and football. Just fuck off and be open minded. You're a tool if you are offended. OFFENDED! I didn't actually rape your wife, I just said the words. That offends you but doesn't actually cause your wife any vaginal bleeding. Get some perspective. AND CARS! FUMES! Just fuck off. There's far worse to complain about. Fuck off. I'm having a cigarette and it's outdoors and if it gets in your face then fuck off.

Just appaling design. I hate it in every way. Good thing it's a shit movie, then!

... I found that hilarous! So weird.

Gonna try and get one of those. I don't have paypal though, so fingers crossed! EDIT: It seems to come up as £18 after I put the code in and go to process my card details. I guess it was just a matter of time! Oh well.

Has it?! Well I'm feeling sorry for myself and unable to do anything today, so I guess I'll be getting this and (re)finishing it! Woooo

I was gonna make a thread about how I got an interview for a job in london, and you totally spoiled it.

I finally got round to watching it, and I solved it! Have some hot babes sitting either side of you, egging you on. Everything else, while soulful and shit, really makes no difference. If you are led to believe that you are on a plane full of hot chicks and they want your sex... then you're going to do crazy shit like this! If there were no dream sequences where derren involved himself then it would be more worthwhile, but as it is? he's essentially saying that an individual needs to sign up to a stupid tv show. The factors involved in doing that were never discussed... But good tv, no doubt. Just not that good. Glad Brown didn't presuppose it would be.

Pancake... you don't have an oven?!

Mwahaha! Only win in the middle league goes to meeee! My neighbours got a loud BOO-YA for that. Annoyed that I didn't get any x11, despite my keeper getting the same rating as Tale's only his let in 4 goals and mine only 1 :P A midfielder was on par with the x11 too but didn't make it, but jimbob getting manager of the round is totally understandable -- his draw is very impressive. Got a player sent off, and my striker is still shit. I always have shit strikers. It's depressing.

This week's assignment: You're gonna go out. You're gonna get in a fight with a total stranger, and you're gonna to lose.

This is why I hate waking up at 'sensible' times in the morning. Waking up past midday means I get that elation of checking for teh results straight away! When it's like this, the worry is on my mind for hours and it's so tempting to change tactics! I'm predicting... 0-0 or 1-1 for me!

My previous mafia game had everyone 'named' in the write-up, and was heavy in text because at that point the mafia games were really tricky when you didn't get an investigative role that earned you a PM each night. I dealt with this by having a shared pool of information, then nearly everyone getting some info at night. The problem here was that some people simply didn't share their info at crucial times. I've got a couple of ideas that I'm hoping with amend the balance.

My previous mafia game had everyone 'named' in the write-up, and was heavy in text because at that point the mafia games were really tricky when you didn't get an investigative role that earned you a PM each night. I dealt with this by having a shared pool of information, then nearly everyone getting some info at night. The problem here was that some people simply didn't share their info at crucial times. I've got a couple of ideas that I'm hoping with amend the balance.

It's not necessarily - I was attempting it during a binge session of movie-watching and, in my drunken ADHD stupor, it was quite slow to start. I'm pretty sure I stopped watching it just as it got good - there's just the preambling 'setting teh scene' as opposed to the strikingly novel concepts immediately presented with other films we've done in this thread. This Chronos is probably a lot less user-friendly, though wildly shorter and a fascinating thing to watch (though not a patch on its 'sequel', Baraka, or its spiritual predecessor Koyaanisqatsi). Oddly enough, I went to a pub the other day which was playing it! RAMBLE!

Chronos is cool with me, I got it on DVD! Been quite lucky like that with the club so far. I've attempted to watch it before, getting maybe an hour into it - this thread will empower me to get through it!

Can I suggest The Game to be the next movie? I've been irking to watch it again recently.

Ok, I've just re-read the write-ups and I had confused myself, it wasn't peach with the red-dressed fellow in the first write-up, it was some other female character. No more speculative suspicion on you now, mundi ... especially not now where have a blatant on our hands. Vote: Maddog. I don't believe you, frankly. I really want to think that ReZ is mafia, but as he was covered in the fart cloud, it would have to be a very elaborate double-triple-madness-bluff, which I don't think he's capable of. And I'm tired of suspecting him and paj. But how can nobody have any info on who peach is?! I can't have my killer walking around, laughing at me...

I mean I was just speculating that mario may've been mafia with her, too. As far as I understood my power, it was peach who killed me, because my role didn't switch peach's and ness's targets.

... So I'm from 1984 and I don't have spotify. Or any music on my computer. Gonna get on that!

Diageo just informed me that he effectively disregarded my targets last night and made his own ones, knowing that I was going to be killed off and figuring I could hop back in and assume jimbob's spot. Reading back on who killed old-me, it was either ness (small boy) or peach. My old role meant that anyone targetting character A would actually target character B, but it didn't actually switch A and B's own targets. So I'm assuming that Peach is mafia. On the first night her 'companion' was a red character, presumably mario... Mundi is peach's companion, then? I'm this close to putting in a vote for mundi... but I don't really know if that's too much of a stretch.

Tentacruel in the second slot with nearly anything is awesome. Buttercruel Venocruel Gravcruel Abcruel Digcruel. Clefairy in the 2nd slot makes anything get down syndrome.

FYI, Diageo's offered me jimbob's spot. So once he's confirmed this, I'll be able to tell you who I targetted last night :P

I prefer the metric version. But I agree! That song makes me jiggle on public transport.

I like the XX's album... but, honestly, the intro is my favourite track. I still love a lot of their stuff; it already has itself engraved in memories for me... but it was never that good. Never classic. Mind you, out of its competitors, I've heard the mumford album a few times in my old house. I think the mumford album demanded more attention than XX did, and I think it was more cohesive. XX feels very lazy and doesn't really present anything new, or any real promise. But yay and stuff.

Was having a vague chat about this with a friend at a pub today. Essentially, I would say I have a few 'soul-mates' - but, truthfully, it's really a retroactive label. my 'xx' is my 'soulmate' because we shared some experiences that joined us in those moments, and subsequentially the memories have endowed us both with such powerful nostalgia that it's hard to drive a wedge between us. Now, she'd be first to admit that we're hugely different people, and as such we're not your teleotypical harry and sally. But that shared history just provides a connection that is extremely difficuly to supervene. Not sure if that's a word. My other 'soul mates' are some close friends that I've known for a long, long, long time. mostly, we're friends who are able to meet up whenever and wherever, and essentially not give a shit about any negative circumstances, we're just glad to catch up. With a couple of the friends there's a certain unspoken nature to our friendship, where there's just a default comfort zone around them that you don't get with regular weirdostrangers. It's a relationship that demands little, and forgives everything. These are the sort of friends that you'll find you are exchanging glasses of secrets within 10 minutes of meeting up again. But then I guess they're not 'soul mates' in the romantic term. That term suggests that two people can fit together like jigsaw pieces, where each of them somehow naturally wants the opposite in each possible binary option... which in reality doesn't work. It's a matter of probability which reduces it down to improbability! Ultimately, you can meet someone who is simply willing to be extra leniant, up for compromising that little bit more than everyone else. The romantic notion that there's the ONE key to your heart-lock? Nonsense. There's far more to learn from interacting with a variety of souls. There's no hurry. As daft said, there are in actuality loads of people suited to you. Really, you just have to try and avoid being tied down to any one of them for as long as it takes. IMO.