MoogleViper

Try OKCupid. I found it to be much better than PoF and Tinder. Far higher response rate to your messages. Much fewer timewasters. Tinder in particular is full of timewasters; people who just enjoy "playing" it, and people who just want an ego boost.

So who's his Mudkip?

I'm looking forward to seeing FliNk and Eenuh again. It was great seeing them the other year, but I wish they'd had the time to stop and chat.

Well that ruined my joke.

There's always one option.

It was a good speech, but I wouldn't get your hopes up.

McFly? . .

Colour me confirmed.

Matriculate is a word but I'm not sure you can prefix it with "ex". I googled it and all the results appear to be from English-language German websites. I disagree. I would have gone with "if I had failed that I would've been royally rogered".

My manage is leaving at the end of September. It's a bit shit as he's a great guy, and a good manager. My company is really crap. Nobody does any work (it's harder to do work here than to doss around) but spend most of their time organising bullshit meetings and pretending to do work. I was brought in to conduct analysis, but there's no data available (nobody has architectured any) so I do a few reports with what little I have, and spend most of my time pissing around and then leave early. I've told my manager this, he's fully aware of it (there's a new system coming in October which is supposed to improve things so he just tells me to hold out until then). I've also told him that I want to move to Singapore next year, so he's trying to get me onto some training/qualifications to improve my employability. No idea who will replace him, but it's definitely not going to be somebody as good as he is. I hope it's not a complete tosser.

Sat here waiting for @MarkBlake to tell me about a website he knows where I can get guaranteed-to-make-money stock market tips, and a platform to buy and sell shares more cheaply and efficiently than anywhere else.

Surely that's a good thing?

Surely that's a good thing?

So now Tory MPs just have a yes/no vote on May?

So now Tory MPs just have a yes/no vote on May?

Also, if she arranged to meet up with you, you'd be going there expecting it's another date, thinking things are going well. Do you really want to get your hopes up and deal with them getting put down, feeling like you've wasted an evening? Personally, if it's not a relationship, I'd rather they just tell me over a text. Though I'm saying this as somebody who recently arrange to meet somebody for lunch to end it, chickened out and did it that evening over WhatsApp instead.

Also, if she arranged to meet up with you, you'd be going there expecting it's another date, thinking things are going well. Do you really want to get your hopes up and deal with them getting put down, feeling like you've wasted an evening? Personally, if it's not a relationship, I'd rather they just tell me over a text. Though I'm saying this as somebody who recently arrange to meet somebody for lunch to end it, chickened out and did it that evening over WhatsApp instead.

#Don'tForgetTheCuddle

#Don'tForgetTheCuddle

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I moved in with the Mrs on monday. It's only been 3 months. I haven't even taken her to KFC yet.

I moved in with the Mrs on monday. It's only been 3 months. I haven't even taken her to KFC yet.

It was great, until I got it wet. Now I'm rocking a OPO. I'd recommend either the OnePlus or the Xiaomi.