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My only problem with Halo 3 is that as soon as it's released, no one will ever be able to get a decent Live game on anything else ever again. At least, until Halo 4 anyway.

Seriously solitaise, aren't you ever scared that one day you'll wake up old and haggred and suddenly realise that your whole life has been frittered away on an endless binge of review scores and bitter complaining about the opinion of others? Anyway, Madden has been doing surprisingly well. Top of my list now.

Some strong, girlish ribbon would be better surely.

Thing about a Zelda MMO though is that all the players would have to play villagers and soldiers who were only capable of saying one or two things, all the while either rooted to the spot or walking up and down and around the same small area of village. Then most of us would drown once the Triforce gods flooded Hyrule, and that just wouldn't be fun at all.

Nope, it's going to have to be the Pokemon MMO. With Mii trainers. Just make a gigantic pseudo-corridor world in half-assed 3D and shoe horn Pokemon Stadium into there. That'll do fine.

Hmm, I have just discovered a DVD I had bought for my lil' bro Xmas present was also purchased by himself while I was away. Time for a rethink!

I'm not saying it won't happen. I'm simply saying that when it does happen, the only thing that can be held responsible is the human being that was holding the Wiimote naught but a few scant seconds before it sailed out the window.

For petes sake, all people have to do is GRIP IT. Like a stick. Or a dildo. We mastered this as a species not long before we developed our other great ability to produce fire. Unless you are forced at gunpoint to spend your days melding butter together with your BARE HANDS before your nightly play sessions, that Wiimote shaped hole in your widescreen TV is entirely your responsibility.

No really, it's not even unintentionally funny. Offensive, possibly. But not funny.

I think Penny Arcade sums it up the best for me:

It's a Uwe Boll film. You don't even have to watch the clip to know it's shite. (Well, I say "film"...)

T-REEEEEEEEEX! It's one for the ages. 8/10

Just stick the grey in the background. See how this looks.

Needs to be under 18.3kb. Here, try this version -

Rouge Leader F-Zero GX Wind Waker Pikmin 2 Soul Calibur 2 EDIT: Oh, and I will be keeping ll my Gamecube stuff anyway.

I want people to imagine The Isle Delfino, with Sonic bounding and rebounding off walls like a hyperactive 6 year old at Christmas, running straight up towering walls and flipping of them at the very top before pile driving from a ridiculous height into the giant missile spewing robot below. No awkward obstacles, no sudden stoppages, free-roaming environments. Speed is all that is keeping you alive, and it is your only weapon. You must keep moving to stay safe. If Sonic slows down, he will die. Now that would be a Sonic game.

I am now stuffing my bra, while googling for an appropriate hire shop.

Star Trek 8 - First Contact Easily one of the better Star Trek movies, despite being directed by Jonathan Frakes. A brief, slightly cheesy plot point (time travel) in, and it really gets into it's stride as the crew set about battling the Borg as the ship slowly gets assimilated one deck at a time. However as upset as Picard gets, James Cromwell and Lily Sloane easily steal the show as the 21st century pioneering space scientists. Oh, and Data gets nasty like pigs with the Borg Queen. Go on ma' son! 8/10

He loves the new Doctor Who really. He may deny it, but we all know the truth.

Looks good, but I sodding hate Cathriene Tate. Too many nerds jacking off at the preview too. Cleaners going to have a hell of a job.

Yes, now that I look at them, they are alluringly pert. They're somewhat hypnotising.

With plumbers, princesses and electric rats? It's hardly Tekken now, is it?

I'd love a Mii character. That way, I could smash Pikachu's fat, ugly face in with my own fist. It's an aspiration of mine.

Don't worry about it. I just saw the thread and had to get it out of my system before my breasts exploded. That kind of thing can really mess up a chaps day. Always listening in. : peace: The Arwings appeared (as far as I can recall) on the Skyway level and on the city level if you knocked down all the Starwing signs on the first lap, dropping you boosts on their way over. Nice chaps. Oh, and the horses surprised my dad enough to make him veer off the track to avoid them. Brilliance.

Starwing and Lylat Wars, straight up. Starwing because it stole my soul, my childhood and my virginity. I loved it so much I took a five minute break, on the hour, very hour to run round and round my house stark, buttock naked screaming "SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE". Lylat Wars for similar reasons, though mostly for THAT level. You know. With the giant saucer. Ships flying everywhere and exploding. Like in Independence Day. Only without Bill Pullman. Score! I know they'll come eventually, but how long, how long dammit! As for games that may never come, Desert Strike, Super Tennis and Stunt Race FX. Desert Strike introduced me to the world of vicious video game violence, destroying barracks and ruthlessly gunning down helpless pseudo-Iraqi soldiers just trying to feed their families back home. I just loved to sweep back and forth, killing everyone and everything I could find. I was an angry boy. Super Tennis I want because it quite simply remains the single best game of tennis, ever. An elegant and energetic game, this still dumps all over any tennis game since. Many a happy game,set and match spent with my dad. Oh, and Stunt Race FX. Because monster trucks are freaking awesome. And the 3D graphics were luverly. Does Gran Tourismo have F1 cars with eyes racing through under water tunnels and clouds as Arwings soar overhead? I don't think so! /cease venting.