Coolness Bears

RINHA IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. I'm posting this in case you forgot. and also penguins.

wait wait wait...They can turn up the intensity yes? set the heaters to stun etc. because they all look like they are being lightly tickled by an invisible man, it shouldn't be fun.

GOOD MAN! Everyone else follow suit and stop what you are watching and watch Breaking Bad, you will not regret it and if you do then clearly you are so wrapped up in your own ineptitude you do not deserve to like and enjoy the brilliance that is Breaking Bad. The only exception from this are those about to or currently venturing into The Wire as it is apparently the best thing since sliced TV. I myself to do not vow to watch such a great series because it is actually TOO good for me. fact. I'll let my much smaller braincells mull over much easier ideas/concepts and general nonsense that spouts out of the more over the top dramatic shows that lack any intelligence which why I vow to waste my time watching One Tree Hill. It is inane yes but easy on the eyes/ears and mouth. I have season 3 and 4 to watch. Stick it on in the background and playing Pokemon is where it is at. Blah la la, recently I've not been in the mood to watch things and keep sticking on Friends which annoyingly doesn't get old. I started randomly on Season 3.

you are all doing it wrong even my earlier post was wrong:

...at least your not a robosexual. :p I've obviously watched everything Futurama has lapped up being a massive cartoon whore. I'm pleased, they feel slightly odd but overall I'm still pleased that new episodes are on my screen. I don't find it as funny "yet" and I think they need to un focus on cultural references and go back to heart warming spectacles that they do so well. The stories are still very interesting. The movies were a bit dodgy though at least Benders games was.

EURO DISNEY at an undisclosed time. My main aim is to do a puzzle with cinderella in the moonlight. tranquil.

Today I touched a starfish in inter-mate places. Irrelevant to the thread but trying to make you feel normal for not wearing shoes. I don't wear shoes, they are restrictive I need my feet so I can pick things up and pretend to be one of those jungle beasts.* EDIT: *a monkey. >___>

FANTA FROZEN IS EPIC. but only the double one with the two Massive sides your meant to share but forget that I have no friends so ALL for me. om nom nom. It is just pure sugary goodness in a cup and pumps you up for the film. FILM FILM FILM. (house) oh and near the end your heart almost stops.

I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world, and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am Coolness Bears. The end has come!

Seriously more people need to walk bare footed it hardens up your feet and after a while you are prepared for all of life's tasks.

I dress up as a maid and clean all areas with my bum. The weird part is that I pretend I'm foreign. and also penguins.

Get those shoes with in a shoe with in a shoe. Like a Russian doll thing. I may have made that up! or the heels with no heel. or the ones fashioned in the shape of a skelltual bone. YEAH! Definitely get one with no laces because laces are a complex task that should be avoided. /fails at basic functioning tasks. Anyway the other week I bought some sexy new brown shoes and slipped them on my feet for an epic waddle to my friends house and without realising it sheered off the back of my heels both sides and I ended up with gaping round blister holes in the back of my feet. tasty. I could barely walk or other dramatic over the top words! the only way to fix this problem is to by better shoes OR walk bare feet. There is a surprisingly little amount of broken shards of glass on the streets. trust me.

he looks wrong in the face. I think I saw him on TV once during a new years countdown when they get old people that no one cares about doing some sort of merry jig for 2 hours while everyone else gets drunk and plays strip monopoly with their own grandparents. Don't worry the party hats stayed on.

Inception Cool movie bro. :awesome: JGL looked odd with slicked back hair BIG EARS and definitely needs to have mid air sex with Amanda Seyfried. Ellen Page is still small. cheeky ending. also, trains.

I don't have the full album but i'll listen to it on Spotify/We7! She was one of the ones I missed in 2009. I just happened to catch the video yesterday on TV and was instantly hooked. I'm sure should could be lumped with them but she sounds like someone and I can't put my finger on it, oh well. Yeah well my favourite of the above 3 is Little Boots, the other two again I've not listened to "that" many times. I should get on that. :p

I'm now addicted to: I've not listened to Marina and the Diamonds before this song, really.

So I've not updated you peinsalon's (epsialon's) on my life in a while and I'm in a mood to type nonsense for a short while, so sit back, relax and let Ol' Coolness Bears gently caress your ear lobes. Recently I've been completely SMOKED out. Mainly be doing work at the cinema. Not complaining though as I'm getting money! Twilight was sold out today and we had to turn people away which was fun, twas like being an elitist Noah who only let cool animals onto his boat of victory that he sailed into the sun. In between that I spent like 3 days at my friends playing Fifa. Oh and watching Pokemon which is so good. Also May returned. Pokemon Contests are beautiful. Snorlax + 2 Munchlaxes in the same episode, yes please. The only way it could have got any spicier is if they put a Nosepass in there as well. Also been writing more of my book. I've written a poem that I shall be submitting into a poetry competition entitled: Those Dastardly Penguins are a frightful tease. my friend sorted out the grammar for me! I've also been playing too much Mass Effect so I feel like all my conversations have several options for me to choose from so here is the rest of my week in Mass Effect 2 form. - not seeing Shrek 4 with my Nephew. +4 Renegade. - working extra day/hours for work. + 2 Paragon. - Not able to see The National with my friend. + 3 Renegade. - being sociable with in a pub enviroment. + 6 Paragon. Also went to try and see the XX but the queue was too big. To round things off, I got hit on by and oldman at the pub. I passed my I.D. to the woman behind the bar to verify my age and she gives it back to me and then all of a sudden this oldman looks at me and goes; Oldman: "so, HOW old are you?" *cheeky smarmy smile* Me: umm..I'm..19.. *nervous* Oldman: You have a very baby face. *aroused* Me: yes..yes..I do. *turns away, WHAT?* O_____O

lol, Simon Curtis. I downloaded that ages ago and still haven't given it a listen. :p I hear his name and think of taps.

The titanic is inane and Hannah Montana is the greatest movie of all time. My Opinion definitely counts. I watched Killers. Not much happens. Katherine Heigl does things. it ends. 10. out of 37

Heisenberg regrets hiring four new cooks since they seem to think you can make crystal meth from grass.

This thread needs more slightly warmed pear juice. YUM!* *has never had it.

BEEF DRINK!? I thought it was medicine for weird bowl movements.

..awesome I killed the thread. oops. Sorry about that, I'm E for forgetful is old me. BUT IT LIVES!

This thread needs less cats and more RAISINS! (again?) I hope your day is raisiny and if you don't like raisins I hope my day iss raisiny on your behalf. i've not had raisins for ages. I'mma go eat a pear. Woops I'm late. MAY YOUR WEEK BE RAISIN BASED.