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I was going to mention terrified Asian person, but i wasn't 100% sure of the right pronoun to use, so i left it alone...

And they'll love you back if you start respecting them and stop calling them beaches.

I thought this was pretty awesome - i always wondered what would happen if a professional golfer actually tried the Happy Gilmore drive: http://www.buzzfeed.com/erikmalinowski/some-professional-golfers-tried-out-the-happy-gilmore-challe

It kind of looks like you are sexually assaulting yourself.

What are you doing with your leg in that last picture?

It's remarkable that you read LADbible...

Yours is still there, it's just been....improved.

I was hoping for a new Bond actor personally. Not always been totally sold on Craig, and wanted someone new to have a go. Still, should be good!

Maybe it's rhyming slang? 'Tall drink of water - i would definitely court her'.

"Tall drink of water"? What?

Also, i was browsing the team rankings page, and look at what i found: Check out team BuBic! This is us (go to 0.58 seconds (ignore the spanish)):

I'm starting to believe i might be able to stay up! 6 points above the relegation zone with 3 games to play...unfortunately one of my strikers got injured, but luckily my defenders started scoring in the last game, so all is not lost.

I rule. On an unrelated note, i spent almost £300 in Ikea last night. My fiance and i decided that rather than moving to a bigger flat, we would just reorganise the old one, so we bought loads of new storage and a nice new rug for the front room.

Ok, i'm going for

Why would i want the original?!

Is because someone mentioned boobs. It's ok, they've gone now.

I want a rainbow!

The pug remains intact. Pugs aren't edible. Duuuuh.

Seems like an awesome idea, but......Yahoo?

And.....er..... Happy Birthday!

"But sir, that would mean changing the bulb" Happy Birthday! Have a vindaloo to celebrate.

I saw Despicable Me 2 on Tuesday night, and This is the end last night. Despicable Me 2 was ok, funny in places, but most definitely a children's film. However, it tended to be the silly childrens humour that made me laugh the most, so i can't complain. I think the first one was better, and Megamind (released the same week as Despicable Me) is better than both of them. This is the end was good, better than i hoped, but not as funny as i was expecting. I laughed a fair amount though. I love the cameos at the beginning, they were great. Did anyone spot the 'secret' celebrity cameo? Apparently there is a split second cameo by someone uncredited, but i didn't spot anyone. It's probably in the crowd scenes at the beginning. I'm sure it'll come out when the DVD comes out. The ending was the best thing ever, and definately the funniest part of the film. Amazing.

*tchk-tchk* *blauuu!*