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I might struggle to set tactics now I'm at work all day, but we'll see how I do anyway. With that in mind, I'm open for an alliance with anyone who enjoys scoring goals, kicking ass, and long, romantic walks in the rain.

Oh my god yes. I used to drink this when i lived in Africa, but was dismayed to find they only have crappy fruit juice versions in this country. I want my Fanta full of e-numbers, and orange enough to brighten up a darkened room. Whenever anyone i know goes to a country i think might have it, i ask them to bring me back a bottle.

Puuuuuuuuuuug!

Your fiance isn't Taylor Swift is it? If so, I have some bad news...

Why you always gotta bring that up?!

Welcome to 2002, Ashley.

Yeah i was being pointlessly picky, not sure why. Just some people describe any music that's a tiny bit quiet as 'acoustic' nowadays. Don't know why I care though.... Hope it was good anyway.

Pffft, I bet it's not really acoustic.

Saw this photo in the Metro and couldn't believe it. I think it may be one of the best sports photos ever taken - if not one of the luckiest photos ever. http://blogs.afp.com/correspondent/?post/Two-lightning-bolts-strike-at-once

New Pokemon grass starter revealed! Someone tell Serebii!

Watched The Lone Ranger yesterday. Much better than i was expecting, it's actually really good fun. I reckon it is worth seeing just for the last 30 mins (even if the film is a tad too long anyway). The final set piece is pretty darn good and the music during it is......well it makes it.

What about option number 5? Become Batman.

Tell John Higgins he was great on Big Break.

Maybe he just meant it in an existential way. I mean, do any of us ever really walk alone?

First day of my new job tomorrow. Excitebike.com.

I don't think pigeons are attracted by flares. You're thinking of the coastguard. Try bread.

Dude, we're all waiting for the closing bracket from this post. Don't leave us all hanging!

Me. Shooobie doobie doobie

We get Netflix, and pay £3 a month for a proxy to get the US version, which has 3x the content. It's mainly tv though. I've heard that Lovefilm is better for films though?

Oh i see, Dr4kon posts a picture and everyone fawns over how great he looks. I post a picture and I get told I have a wonky tie. I'll be in my room. *storms off*

Dude, why has that pocket watch got that strange strap attached to it?

ITS A BIT FUCKING LATE NOW JONST.

I had a beard and i'm dead now sooooooo.......

I will most likely play this for a few months and then forget about it before ultimately hating it because i'm doing so badly. I'm in.