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Recall and I are the only undefeated teams left in all three leagues! Tuesday will be a grudge match!

Curse you AFC Dedede! Ruining my 100% record! Only 2 goals too...i'm embarrassed. A full refund will of course be offered to the fans.

I feel bad posting this here after all that.....but i can't find another thread to put this in, and it doesn't warrant it's own... At work, my boss (the MD of the company) sits behind me. This is fine, but i swear...if he farts one more time! Every 30 mins or so, this horrific smell wafts over and i have to deal with the thought of breathing in his pooticles. It made me feel quite ill today - i had to feign a phone call and step outside at one point. What can i do? I can't call him up on it, he is the MD!

I believe that unless you are some sort of motivational wizard, distance learning is a waste of time. BY the sounds of it, that is not you. Most of the time, it's just like Ashley said, you're just learning by yourself with no-one to guide you at all. I have no idea if the other course is worth £1500, but i can guarantee the distance course is a rip off. :/

I have done my bit. @Diageoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Or i would be if ReZ had sent it to me... @ReZourceman @Jimbob ?

That's shit, your poor aunt and mum... :-(

Try their version of Thrift Shop Danny, it's much better than that one, and doesn't have the annoying Faux-Irish guy in it.

Didn't you threaten to move out if she got another 'wonderful little doggy'? Or am I thinking of someone else?

I'll be all over this tonight. Like a fine wine on a tablecloth.

I reckon 1-1 with 3 chances each.

Me too! I had 14 chances and only scored 5! Woeful!

Surely KitKat is trademarked?

I phone the landlord; he phones the plumber. Obviously if i want to talk about rent, i phone the electrician.

I wonder why?

I can't believe that Arsenal's transfer record before now was Sylvain Wiltord...

Hilarious if true.

This is the best phrase i have heard EVER.

Also, i love not having to worry about stuff breaking. Boiler snuffed it? Cry to estate agent! Toilet blocked? Phone the landlord! If i owned the place, i would have to put money aside to deal with stuff like that, or claim on home insurance.

I love Ba.

The other day I was drying my hands in a public bathroom when the automatic air freshener in the corner of the ceiling went off. Because I'm 6'3", it puffed me in the face. Being tall has its drawbacks...

I think you have to divide by 2 before you consider the value of anyone bought during this transfer window.

My fiancé and I have enough savings to get a mortgage, but fuck that. Renting is cool.

It should hopefully make tomorrow very exciting!

Apparently Tottenham have yet to score from open play this season...