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We're having a joint Halloween and Fireworks Night party this year. We're calling it...Fireween!

I see what you mean. Personally, i would have watched the whole episode, but Bobette lost interest quickly and we had to turn it over to something else.

Happy Birthday X-treme Cube!

Surely if you want people to stick around for 13 hours the necessity to draw them in during the first 30 mins is even more important. I'm sure if i really wanted to watch it, i would persevere and probably like it, but it's not top of my viewing list right now anyway.

Yes, but why the word plastic? Is it from a plastic surgery sense then?

Hugh? *you're not doing it right *

Just to interrupt this argument for a second (which is surely going somewhere), when fans are referred to as 'plastics', is this in a material science context or what? Is it something to do with credit cards?

Who? *initiate Two Ronnies style dialogue*

My girlfriend and I tried watching it, and only got halfway through the first episode. Probably not a fair enough amount, but damn if they're going to make the first 30 mins so boring what do they expect.

Bugger. I've just realised that a team full of Juans would have been much funnier.

Too fucking late Rummy. Seriously, what time do you call this? The wrapping paper and cake has already been tidied away. Everyone's gone home. You might as well have just not bothered.

Was watching Downton last night, and was listening to Carson blow a fuse about something when in my head i suddenly heard his voice in my head going: "IT WAS ON A COLD AUTUMN NIGHT IN 1821..." I looked it up, and yes, Carson the butler did the voice for the Hex ride at Alton Towers. How the fuck my brain made that connection, I don't know. I've not even been to Alton Towers for about 4 years.

You don't look too bad. It's a nice scarf at least...

Top bants all round, am I right? Yes.

She'd need a dog called Timmy to pull it off though.

40?! Blimey, that's old. Happy birthday!

Guys. I don't remember any of this from the film. Was it in Babe 2: Pig in the City?

Happy Birthday to two of you! (and only two...)

One of these days i'm going to come to B'Ham and buy a card from you Animal. Or a shoe.

He appears to be a dick. Maybe something was lost in communication though, was all this done through headsets? My night was pretty bad, my girlfriend had really bad sinusitis, and we were up all night trying remedies. Eventually we had go to the out of hour doctors at 4am to get painkillers and antibiotics.

ooooh, the Man U - West Brom game is getting interesting. I wonder if the West Brom curse will strike David Moyes... EDIT: I LOVE this season!

Check out the Xpert 11 for the Lower League. Might as well just call it the bob 11 I say.

Yeah it was 3% I think. Positively squelching!