bob

Ah, that difficult choice of whether to hire a car, or rent one.

Saw Monsters University last night. It was good. Really felt like a Pixar film, unlike the last one i saw, Brave which i didn't like at all.

All of a sudden everyone owns a pocket watch? *checks date* *sees it's 1902* Ok, fine then.

Cup. I feel like i'm missing out on a lot of the Xpert 'banter' by not knowing anything about wrestling. It seems integral to the game in some way. Is this true?

I hope the first car i buy to be an electric one. We'll see how that turns out though. I personally think adding a few extra boundaries to the learning to drive experience is a necessity. If you sat someone down and said; Right, well, this here is a 1 ton mass of metal and rubber which is going to be travelling at over 30 metres per second in that general direction. We want you to sit in it while it hurtles down the road and make sure it doesn't hit anybody. Off you gooooooooo! I would say what the hell, don't you need some sort of lengthy qualification to do that?! Shouldn't i pass a CRB style check up first?! The sort of people we allow to get in a car and drive away is ridiculous. Only RAF pilots should be allowed to drive cars, clearly.

You two should just get a room already...

@ReZourceman, you could always have different versions depending on occasion. For example, if you were arriving at a 1920's style Flapper party, you could enter to this.

(This isn't on topic, but quite funny i thought)

Or you could just hold the drink in one hand and the phone in the other...

Well dang. Oh well, i chuckled at the fact that Kipper set their aggression to 'bruise' and only ended up in injuring two of their own players. Whoopsie! I'm firmly back in the relegation battle now. Annoyingly everyone below me either won or drew MAKING THE MATHS A LOT HARDER.

Everytime your phone rings, you should ignore it, then when other people draw your attention to it, you should say 'What music? I can't hear anything'. Then glare at them accusingly.

Alrighty then, lets go! 1) 2) schildkröte pug flannel gnabbergeback mit barbequegeschmack sponge 3) Abstract want: i wish i was better at holding onto information that i used to know. Physical want: I want a pug.

I don't know man...i'm not sure of anything now... I'll do this when I'm not on a phone though, is a cool idea.

Saw this on Reddit, looks awesome.

You make up your own rules, then instantly break them?

bob FC suggests that whatever side Kipper FC field, it will not stop an ass-whuppin'.

I quite liked Wolverine:Origins, so if this is at least as good as that was, i will be happy. I'm a bit worried it will go down the 'Ninjas/samurai are all superhuman honorable badasses' trope, which is getting a bit annoying, but i enjoy anything with Hugh Jackman in it.

I was going to mention terrified Asian person, but i wasn't 100% sure of the right pronoun to use, so i left it alone...

And they'll love you back if you start respecting them and stop calling them beaches.

I thought this was pretty awesome - i always wondered what would happen if a professional golfer actually tried the Happy Gilmore drive: http://www.buzzfeed.com/erikmalinowski/some-professional-golfers-tried-out-the-happy-gilmore-challe

It kind of looks like you are sexually assaulting yourself.

What are you doing with your leg in that last picture?

It's remarkable that you read LADbible...

Yours is still there, it's just been....improved.