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That's not even a typo, i thought that was the dogs name... Why am I remembering a joke that didn't even happen?

I do want to stay up! 4-2-4 would have worked if my defense weren't so pants. Supposedly if you play long balls, it doesn't matter that you only have 2 midfield, but meh. Didn't quite work out. I thought i had a chance of staying up, but i have to beat your result now, and Aquila is really good and Haden appears to be losing on purpose to avoid promotion so..... .....me going back down.

Oh God, i lost to Dragpoo....i'm so ashamed. I don't understand though, I had 4 strikers, he only had 2, surely i should have scored twice as many as him...this game makes no sense!

I like to think he will meet up with Satan's Little Helper in some way (is he still alive? I've not watched Simpsons for a while). I will definitely watch it, i love cross-overs and self-referential shit like this, even if they both have been going down-hill for a while, i think they may manage to squeeze some comedy out of it.

That is ridonkulous. I want it.

Is that the Villagers Up+B move perhaps? Or is it an item?

Watched The Intouchables tonight on Netflix, the french one about the quadraplegic. It was amazing! Best film i've seen this year by far! I enjoyed every second of it.

Ah, that difficult choice of whether to hire a car, or rent one.

Saw Monsters University last night. It was good. Really felt like a Pixar film, unlike the last one i saw, Brave which i didn't like at all.

All of a sudden everyone owns a pocket watch? *checks date* *sees it's 1902* Ok, fine then.

Cup. I feel like i'm missing out on a lot of the Xpert 'banter' by not knowing anything about wrestling. It seems integral to the game in some way. Is this true?

I hope the first car i buy to be an electric one. We'll see how that turns out though. I personally think adding a few extra boundaries to the learning to drive experience is a necessity. If you sat someone down and said; Right, well, this here is a 1 ton mass of metal and rubber which is going to be travelling at over 30 metres per second in that general direction. We want you to sit in it while it hurtles down the road and make sure it doesn't hit anybody. Off you gooooooooo! I would say what the hell, don't you need some sort of lengthy qualification to do that?! Shouldn't i pass a CRB style check up first?! The sort of people we allow to get in a car and drive away is ridiculous. Only RAF pilots should be allowed to drive cars, clearly.

You two should just get a room already...

@ReZourceman, you could always have different versions depending on occasion. For example, if you were arriving at a 1920's style Flapper party, you could enter to this.

(This isn't on topic, but quite funny i thought)

Or you could just hold the drink in one hand and the phone in the other...

Well dang. Oh well, i chuckled at the fact that Kipper set their aggression to 'bruise' and only ended up in injuring two of their own players. Whoopsie! I'm firmly back in the relegation battle now. Annoyingly everyone below me either won or drew MAKING THE MATHS A LOT HARDER.

Everytime your phone rings, you should ignore it, then when other people draw your attention to it, you should say 'What music? I can't hear anything'. Then glare at them accusingly.

Alrighty then, lets go! 1) 2) schildkröte pug flannel gnabbergeback mit barbequegeschmack sponge 3) Abstract want: i wish i was better at holding onto information that i used to know. Physical want: I want a pug.

I don't know man...i'm not sure of anything now... I'll do this when I'm not on a phone though, is a cool idea.

Saw this on Reddit, looks awesome.

You make up your own rules, then instantly break them?

bob FC suggests that whatever side Kipper FC field, it will not stop an ass-whuppin'.

I quite liked Wolverine:Origins, so if this is at least as good as that was, i will be happy. I'm a bit worried it will go down the 'Ninjas/samurai are all superhuman honorable badasses' trope, which is getting a bit annoying, but i enjoy anything with Hugh Jackman in it.