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Fair enough, you think it's worse. But do you think it's 4 months ban from football worse? I reckon 6 or 7 matches would be enough.

Can I just say that this game is miles better than all the other mafias with their pointless rules and strange superpowers. Fun to watch.

I think you missed the part where you get to be a funking pirate.

That's the point though, is biting really worse than punching someone? Fellaini has elbowed more than three people in the face but he isn't banned. Just because elbowing people in the face is more common, doesn't mean it isn't worse.

Banned for life? Seems very harsh.

Keep that to yourself if I were you. I think I usually use my legs more that my arms. Probably because I'm about 80% legs anyway.

#LADS #TOPBANTZ

Went swimming on Tuesday afternoon. Decided to work on my arms since my legs get enough exercise from cycling to work. So I swam for 40 mins using only my arms. Now my arms are jelly and I can't lift more than the weight of a spoon.

Ah, that does help thanks.

Bollocks. I've already forgotten my logon...

That's why I stopped getting the bus. No wheels.

Oh god, it's started already. My team are refusing to play unless I up the size of their bonuses. Why did I go for Cameroon!?

Happy Birthday Animal!

Why would I be scared? I came 2nd this season. A silver medal. Where did you come? Basically last. Yeah. I don't know. Your league sucks, I don't follow it.

Bah. Lost against Madpool, but I've wrapped up 2nd place anyway. In other news, I've decided to belatedly write up the lower league reports and award myself Team of the Week, every week. Good-o.

Tell me about it. Some people don't know how to use a simple honorific...

Very Never Ending Story. I like.

Urgh. Is that not going to be a barrier to a lot of the regulars? I suppose i'll sign up with another account then. EDIT: Cameroon all up in this bitch. Lets do this.

I did, i just can't spell.

It says my team quota is full? Do I have to make a new account?

STROMBLESSED!

I'm at a stag do all weekend so can't help I'm afraid...

Yeah its ridiculous the amount of stuff this has in it compared to Mario Kart 8.

Ah, sorry I didn't make one myself. Couldn't face trying to do it on my phone. You'll have to wait until next year now.

Doing some time trials yesterday. Pretty refreshing just concentrating on working out the fastest way to get around the track and the best place to use your mushroom and not worry about getting hit with items the whole time.