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I think Flava Flav is pretty small. I've seen pictures of him with a pocket watch around his neck, and it looks huge!

Well I work 34 hours a day down t'mine, and when I get home, my father whips us all with his belt and sends me to bed without any tea.

Fluid Dynamics. You are doing one, no?

Ridiculous hat day!

If Jigglypuff isn't in this, people will die.

Oh god, I fired up Brawl on my Wii U on Sunday and had to use a wiimote and nunchuck. It felt like playing with all the controls reversed and underwater and backwards. Awful. Definitely going to have to get a GameCube controller adapter.

Humanity?! What about the future of that poor defenseless beast shot down in its prime of life!

Heh. Uranus.

Please don't brush my sister aside...

What about this theory that he Bit the Third on purpose to force his transfer? Anybody going for that?

It happened again! 7 goals in the first half an hour, then in the second half, i dominated and he didn't get another shot on target. I don't understand what is happening.

The Cameroon steamroller keeps on rolling! (Although playing with bruising and cheating is going to leave me with no players left at this rate...)

Hmm, my sister said it was really disappointing. Now I don't know what to think. Somebody tell me what to think!

I heard a song by Caro Emerald called Liquid Lunch while flicking channels past Glastonbury. It's great! Really 'funky' and rather 'fresh' too.

Well we aren't ridiculed for the state of our teeth for nothing!

Yeeees...yeeeeeeees. It's going to happen.

Vidal is excellent, I love his range of hair care products.

Half my family is from Norwich. It's a nice enough place, a bit backwaterish, but the scenery is good. I don't understand why it would be your first port of call if you'd flown over from America though. It would be like one of us flying over there and choosing to visit Arkansas or something.

I had no idea @The Peeps was so enthusiastic about plugs!

Stepping stone? Formula E is going to eclipse Formula 1 in a few years time, don't jump onto a sinking ship.

Just the 12 goals in that Eights-bob friendly. Does anyone know if there is a reason i seem to do really shit in the first 20 mins of matches? Is it just a coincidence or is there some tactics behind it? I always seem to ship 4 or 5 goals in the first 20 mins, then steady the boat and do quite well in the remaining 70...

Surely he's best known for being Superman?

Hmmm, well i've not done any of these yet, but i've still got time.

She's probably doing the typical American thing of underestimating how long it takes to travel around in this country. Tell her Norwich (lol who the fuck goes to Norwich) is around a 3 hour trip and if she says it's shorter now they've turned the A11 into dual carriageway, tell her they haven't opened the second lane yet even though it's been finished for a month.

I think they have a higher top speed but handle worse?