So I just majorly failed in front of two good looking girls in my spanish module. In a group exercise describing people, I said this guy is 'guapo' (beautiful) instead of 'gordo' (fat). It didn't sink in until like 10 seconds later when they started smiling and I was like OHGODOHGODOHGOD GORDO I MEANT GORDO
Luckily, 5 minutes later, some guy did it even worse (he's crap at spanish so he gets things confused ALL the time, maybe if he paid some attention he'd get better!). He said his job is interesting because he gets to work with his 'novio' (boyfriend) but the sentence was all wrong and the teacher was like,
"I dont know what you want to say?" So he went quiet for ages and I thought he was attempting to come out subtly by saying he gets to work with his boyfriend. What he meant to say was he has an interesting job because he works with his girlfriend.
Everyone was sniggering during his pause, which although quite insensitive was so hard to suppress you couldn't really blame us. I don't think he knew what he did wrong either :p
Tl;dr FUNNY JOKE IN SPANISH WAS FAIL/EMBARRASSING. :p