Sorry I couldn't get myself killed Smeagol! I really tried to be annoying/suspicious/ forgetful.
I said I would make a good candidate and then when people tried to guess me I kept saying no etc, but people were too cautious and probably just thought I was being unnecessarily annoying. Then because it didn't work and you said it should be done soon, I sort of gave up since I couldn't get myself killed!
Just like Dannyboy, when I am not evil/ need to be killed no-one believes thinks I'm evil. Whereas they easily find me out when I am evil! Curses!