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You were dressed up as pirates, famed for raping, looting, pillaging etc etc. What did j00 expect?

Given more DBR than a Cabin boy on the Black Pearl.

I'm sorry, as much as you know I love you, but what country considers that a mean pose? I'm seeing a Peedo outside a little girl's school kinda grin. And how did the missus take that? did she join in?

That's not a toy, that's a bloody paperweight. I've got to rant about these flashbacks now, why don't they remove them? They're a crock of Donkey Kong's jizz. I wanted to watch Max & Paddy so had to watch the end of Lost, something about that foreign woman [i watched it up to the point when she wasn't that foreign at all] losing her wedding ring, and they go into flashbacks about how her and her bitch met... who gives a shit? They're on a fucking island!

Oh please tell me you're joking...

An exception being the new Smarties tube.

Tess Daly in that Lasting Satisfaction, it's bad enough she has a shit eating grin every day, they have slam her voice out of sync at the end so the fact that she smiles from ear to ear becomes more apparent. Scarlett Johanson in the Loreal ad. I fucking hate her, always having her hair tied back, spewing bullshit and you can see when she says something about never having this much glow her lips don't seem to meet at the ends, they just stop. Fucking ugly cow.

I've revived this for some outrage inducing adverts. This new lottery thing, with a clown having a mope about his lottery numbers coming up, as if it's never happened to him before. Then some cheeky mop haired **** comes along, throws a knife, "The nearest numbers win" in a voice which sounds like a halfway house between regular voice and that of someone with down's syndrome [not that I have anything against those who have it.] There's more I have been meaning to mention, but not springing to mind at moment. Holy shit, we're censoring now?

It's a load of shit, like what they've done to the Smarties tubes.

How many pointless flashbacks did that episode have?

Blow them away with the UZI NINE MILLIMEEETAAAAH!!!

I'm trying to find myself some sunglasses as those worn by Horatio on CSI: Miami, because of two reasons: A] They are badass. B] He is teh sex. I've some similar here: http://www.maximumeyewear.com/productfolder/celebrity-sunglasses/movie-sunglasses/csi-miami-horatio-sunglasses/csi-miami-horatio-sunglasses.html But not really wanting to order from America at this moment due to limited funds. I've tried searching for a UK site with similar terms, but without the name of the proper style/make I'm not having much luck. Can anyone throw me a name? [which could help, before any of you should "Manuel" or something.]

It's just finished on BBC2 now

"Riiiiddggee Raacer" Had to be said really.

So no one remembers this golden moment?

I like to mainly rap about love coz i've bin fuked over many times by hoes and bitches but that doesn't stop me still trying even if cupid broke my heart with his little bow. so dont let that put u off if ur female and readin this cause i'd fuck all of u groupie bitches. Oh dear God... this is gold.

Metroid Prime 2: Echoes. When you're fighting Dark Samus, she explodes in the middle of room and you really find out it's Arnold Schwarzenegger, he pulls out his Uzi 9mm. You hear him shout "UZI NINE MILLIMEEETAAAAH!!!" and proceeds to open fire. Hardest boss battle I've ever faced. And in related news. http://www.smh.com.au/news/arts/get-stuffed/2005/09/22/1126982165086.html

That was great, but also reminded me of Final Fantasy IV [Which I'm actually playing now on teh GBA] where characters sacrifice themselves to save j00. Most notably Palom and Porom, who turn themselves to stone to stop the walls closing in on you.

Tunisia hmm... I was backing them to win all along.

Shabba. abababa

Holy crap... no way. Street Sharks?

I've waited so long for this day when they'd start making a third. But the fact that Billy M doesn't wanna do it shocks me [being the master of all things Murray ] Hopefully when they finish the script he may change his mind. Extreme Ghostbusters! And for fun http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=muppet

I'm going to put my name down for the person who doesn't give that much of a toss. Shabba.

Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad? Also, let's not forget Big Bad Beetleborgs! MASKED RIDER!!

I have been restraining myself to do Skeletor for ages, being the foremost skull obsessed person here. After watching that video numberous times [i watch it until the first bit of slow mo then skip to the end, because I find it so fucking humourous]. I've noticed she's just a copycat. Which based on characters like Falco [Fox clone], Dr. Mario [Mario clone], Pichu [Pussy Pikachu clone] and for some reason, the great Ganondorf [a Captain Falcon clone!?] should fit right into the game. There are more clones. I can't be arsed to mention them.