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That's because there's French people there.

Giant who cares.

They may remix the name back to the original for us as per Potter.

Vimto ad with the large pants. Basically this is what came across to me: The parents enjoy embarassing their son. Drink Vimto and you can dress like a prick and not care. [apparently tw@t is censored.] The people who wear their trousers below their arses must drink a helluva lot of vimto. Coupla nights ago, I saw a dude at work who had them actually below his arse. I can only fathom that it was balancing on his cock, even though he was wearing a belt but obviously it wasn't doing it's job.

I watched the first hour, and just turned to Evolution on C4. I've only seen it once so thought it deserved another viewing.

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind the white background thing, it's just that bit. Tis Sainsburys. Another advert I've newly seen, is that home furniture advert. I can't remember the name but it's basically this woman prattling on about price, as she walks around her "house" saying how she likes low price, brand names blah, as if she's bought all that shit! No one would have 7 pissing sofa's. ['specially not those ones as they look like shit]

Dutch you bastard, had me going for a minute. And he's the better man for it. Lord of the Flies is a piece of shit.

Big Love, I don't know if the programme's any good as I normally work when it's on. But it's not really the clips of the programme that piss me off, it's the white screen thingy they have at the end. The wife on the left looks like an 8 year old, while the one on the right looks like a bloke in drag.

I assume you'd have to watch the whole episode to find that bit humourous then.

Are they bollocks! When Timmy first came on I almost pissed myself laughing, but then it got old rather quickly. Jimmy's never done much for me anyway, maybe the cripple fight, but they made a mistake with making it too long. Kyle's my personal favourite, my flatmate kinda went into a South Park frenzy, downloading just about all of them and playing them as he revised for his exams [i couldn't do that, I'd have to watch as well as listen.]. So many priceless moments. I loved it when Cartman spat in that nanny's mouth. I am kinda sad Kenny's gone now... I wasn't a big fan of the constant killing and was semi-glad when I heard he'd been killed for good, but then I saw the ones where he didn't die beforehand. I liked him there.

I finally got my results yesterday, 48, 49, 52, 53. With the pass mark being 30, so does that mean the 52/53 are 2:2's?

Maybe for j00!

Ganondorf Pike. Unisex. Phoebe [A name I'd consider for a daughter] Failing that: Angelina Uzi 9mm Akbar Mustafa Pike. Maybe shorten it by taking out the Akbar Mustafa. Alexandra!

Shelly!! [fucking 10] Congrats again!

I've also noticed the lack of Championship Whites bollocks this year.

I use weights[ish] and the bar without spending a penny. My brother has bought them all. I normally do five lifts on the bar everytime I pass it, crossing your legs helps tone the stomach, you can feel it working. But to say I only weigh 10 stone I still have rolls..

I knew Wimbledon was starting, I know it's on now and I knew it was coming based on the shitty "that ball is mine" adverts. It's one of the biggest piece of shit sports I've ever seen. Why do I know this? Because it pisses all over Neighbours.

Basically he was on some sand which was irradiated from an experimental reactor, became merged with it = sandman.

It's moved from the forum to main page. My balls are on the brink of exploding because of it. I have a wafty crank to try and relieve the pressure but it's doing nothing!

A night's labour!? A record surely. You're going to make a wonderful mother. I recommend the name Derek, failing that, Baron Akbar Mustafa.

If that's the case, then that would also be bullshit.

The mum does own the daughter. But when she goes one step further than bumming Sarah's mum saying "wholewheat's good for you", treating her mum like a tard. Then she needs a good DBR'ing. It's a shame actually. She would get a good rogering.

For those who haven't been able to see the trailer yet, you're not missing much, only a split second image of a giant Sandman. For a change let's have Mysterio and Electro in the next movie

The symbiote suit looks wank. It should be mostly all black, but that reminds me of the armour you get in the snes game.

Sounds like what you do when you 'break someone in'