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I use weights[ish] and the bar without spending a penny. My brother has bought them all. I normally do five lifts on the bar everytime I pass it, crossing your legs helps tone the stomach, you can feel it working. But to say I only weigh 10 stone I still have rolls..

I knew Wimbledon was starting, I know it's on now and I knew it was coming based on the shitty "that ball is mine" adverts. It's one of the biggest piece of shit sports I've ever seen. Why do I know this? Because it pisses all over Neighbours.

Basically he was on some sand which was irradiated from an experimental reactor, became merged with it = sandman.

It's moved from the forum to main page. My balls are on the brink of exploding because of it. I have a wafty crank to try and relieve the pressure but it's doing nothing!

A night's labour!? A record surely. You're going to make a wonderful mother. I recommend the name Derek, failing that, Baron Akbar Mustafa.

If that's the case, then that would also be bullshit.

The mum does own the daughter. But when she goes one step further than bumming Sarah's mum saying "wholewheat's good for you", treating her mum like a tard. Then she needs a good DBR'ing. It's a shame actually. She would get a good rogering.

For those who haven't been able to see the trailer yet, you're not missing much, only a split second image of a giant Sandman. For a change let's have Mysterio and Electro in the next movie

The symbiote suit looks wank. It should be mostly all black, but that reminds me of the armour you get in the snes game.

Sounds like what you do when you 'break someone in'

OI BITCH! I'm kinda ginger and the object of my affection is teh ginger, I love teh sexeh redheads. "From this day forward, you are no longer my brother, you are my enemy."

This cree stuff sounds like crap.

Even though I dislike nigh on all sports. Wall Ball for the win.

It's knock-a-door run, and be bloody grateful it's called that. Or I'll shit in your mouth, twice. Tag is for American cocks. It's called Dobbie and you know it! I did that once when I was with the ATC, it was called a Night Ex there.

At the moment I'm taking it slow, trying to get as close to Silent Assassin as I can. I'm on the level past the Mardi Gras one, even on rookie mode the police/fbi etc's are tits. They are more forgiving than before, but still not as much. I even had a costume on the Mardi Gras level and the policeman still said to me I wasn't going to get in without a costume, then followed me. Still haven't got a Silent Assassin rating yet, I keep making too much noise it seems.

The Olay Regenerist ad, with that woman who says she's a "Celebrity Beauty Editor"... for what? If it was a magazine they'd normally say which. Apparently word on the street is that people are knocking one out over Pentapeptides [so angry over this I don't care about the spelling], and we would 'expect' to pay 'celebrity' prices for these high tech shit. Which naturally like all the others makes wrinkles "appear" reduced and all the rest. A beauty secret worth knowing she claims. With a face that looks botox'd to the max and set in an expression which is obviously modelled on Jack Nicholson when he was The Joker in Batman. Then covered in some sort of varnish. Remember this when you watch it next.

Middle one: Mastadon?

I had a swift look for this topic, didn't see one [didn't look much ¬_¬] Anyway, anyone have this gem of a game? One of the only games in which slowly slowly catchy monkey is one of the best ways to kick some ass and take some names. There's just something so satisfying about sneaking up behind someone, sorting them with the legendary fibre wire, taking their clothes. Putting them in the back of a rubbish truck, then hearing the crunchy noise as it does its magic... Anyone!

I said such a thing earlier, you can't be faulted for not seeing it, due to being shat on in the maelstrom that is this topic.

Mine's a piece of piss! C'mon kiddies.

If you're referring to my World Cup comment, I was being serious. It interferes with Neighbours for starters.

Words de la EEVIL: So good they get sig quoted

I concur, it won't magically make you drive up the marmite M1. Still had to be done

Will that be because of all the anal sex?