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If I meet Peter Jackson I'd kick him the bollocks, smack him in the face with some slim-fast, then proceed to piss on him.

Anna Paquin's [although I am dubious about it] and Rolf Harris's [Yes, For The Win.]

SHABBA!!!!

Assrape the sunroof.

I'm sorry I'm at a loss again. Mobos manual?

Has anyone seen the book they've brought out? It's a load of bullshit. I've seen it in Sainsburys and it's basically showing various gameboard situations and you have to guess what the bankers offer would be and bollocks like that. I'll take my camera to work tomorrow and take some shots if anyone's interested.

I don't know, I've been in BIOs so many times I don't know what I'm looking for.

I don't press any key, it goes straight into it itself.

Righto, I got me new Hard Drive, and slammed in my XP disc. It partitions the disc. then installs XP. It restarts to "continue the setup" but comes back full circle to asking me to install XP once more, what de sheet is going on?! Someone said: 1. Change boot order to boot from cd drive first 2. Insert windows xp cd and restart computer 3. Should get a prompt saying press any key to boot from cd or something like that, press a key and it should say setup is inspecting hardware. 4. Should come to the setup screen, select install a fresh copy of xp, partition the drive however you want it then press enter on the drive you want to install xp on. 5. Should ask you how you want to format the drive select which you want to do 6. The it should format the drive copy over some files then restart 7. When it says press a key to enter set up dont press anything and it will continue into the windows install. 8. Follow all the instructions and you should be done. I can get to stage 6, after it "formats the partition", restarts then comes back to the XP set up where I can: a] Set up XP b] Repair console c] quit without setting up XP [which normally restarts the PC] a] takes me to the partition screen where you have to select the partition to install XP on. I could just keep on setting up XP on this partition forever... Boot order has been changed so hard drive comes before Cd drive... no effect. Disabling all boot order minus hard drive still makes it boot from CD first. I am right in thinking that pressing del in startup brings the setup menu where you change boot order in the BIOS settings yes? Removing the CD, gives this after the boot from CD text: Nvidia boot agent 201.0462 copyright [c] 2001-2004 nvidia corporation copyright [c] 1997-2000 intel corporation FXE-e61 media test failure, check cable FXE-m0f exiting nvidia boot agent. Can anyone help?

For this powerhouse of a show it needs its own official topic, to discuss the day to day happenings of Noels Dream Factory. Anyone watch the afternoon showing? Right deal at the right time but then going to say he was going buy his daughters a pony annoyed me. It's all well and good paying for he upkeep when you have the money, but what when it's gone? Hope the children get bored so you can sell it on the black market? I missed the evening showing, anything magical?

Holy shit kids, spot the irony :|

I enjoy Razzle and Reader's Wives personally. Actually when going down to Newquay one of my associates brought a copy of Mayfair, the adverts at the back were classic, as people on my msn have already seen; "Curious? Get wanked off by a man!"

I'm curious, what's the third point? Also, you have to start with this: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Uzi Nine Millimeeetaaah" And finish with "Thank you, I've been great." Certainly not taken from Scrubs.

Maybe they're thinking "He's got eyes like a fly!" MOSQUITOR!

Well I'm finding it quite satisfactory.

Looks similar to the Lawgiver. I AM TEH LAW!!

I downloaded the escape theme thinking it would be that quality track from Super Metroid. Whatever it was that I downloaded, it was wank.

How would she know what it is? And if she does. Score.

I'm still contemplating me Venom tat.

Cyanide And Happiness at Explosm.net are quite nice too. Here's one of my favourites.

Pissed it down earlier, spot on. My kinda weather.

Shabba. Uzi Nine Millimeetaaah. More as I remember

I really should try Pimms sometime...

It's kinda an exclusive hoodie thingy. Also, are signatures/avatars looking a bit weird to anyone else? Almost giflike

On a lovely hoodie of mine, it looks like someone has spilt bleach on the arm, so as you can expect, the colour's gone. Since it was originally black it's semi-noticeable. Does anyone know of some sort of dye or something I could use to cover up this unsightly blemish?