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Is that Gary Glitters hand on his right shoulder?

Me and my flatmates normally vacate a room if a wasp comes to visit us.

Needed to be done.

Buried alive.

Dear God make teh punnage stop! Rightly deserved though. It's all about kicking ass and taking names.

All the Don's here have been using MsPaint. And if you haven't... you're a pussy.

SHABBA! [15 character blow my goat's wang.] I stand by what I said.

It sucked cock anyway.

Had to be done.

Daytime TV stars unite!! And of course.

Will shit on Bauer anyday.

I'll do a Al Negator one later.

Would be a broken choice however due to his mad skillz.

If this will stop the hordes jizzing over Solid I'll get right to work!

I thought the winking face was a giveaway that I was taking the piss.

U9mm = Uzi Nine Millimeetaaaah.

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Most of those abbreviations are for lazy fuckers who are basically lazy fuckers. Based on that logic, why don't you start using shitty text language.

That convertable people carrier thing was genius.

How the hell are you supposed to act in the world of business? Pushy is the way forward, otherwise you get shat on.

Ruth for the win. I'd Badger her anyday.

You know Superman will be wank anyway, They've already ruined such excitement in Smallville [Assville.]

Good for him.

Tomorrow Never Dies blows hard goat cocks, Die Another Day wasn't that great either, it didn't help having Madonna do the opening song. I refused the prompt so it didn't play, so I'm going to come back in about an hour's worth of revision and try again. But if it isn't up to scratch of Licence To Kill [The Best Bond.] then I won't be pleased.

As a cat owner I would have to track you down and fuck your face for disgracing cats in such a manner.